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I am now in the market for a new BB gun. I was excited to show my girls the first flowers of spring after a particularly cold winter. But, this rat fuck rabbit has chewed up half the crocuses that I planted last year. If you notice there are plants chewed to the ground. The crocuses are like that all over my yard. This motherfucker ate all of my strawberry plants a couple of years ago. My mother in law and I were going to trap it and eat it then but my wife stopped me cause my peacenik vegetarian animal loving liberal neighbor might get upset. I have had enough of this shit. I'm going to get medieval on this rabbit's ass. My MIL will cover for me. She wants that motherfucker dead too. A trap is too conspicuous. This is my excuse for a nice BB gun. Any recommendation?

Gamo or a Benjamin. Anything 1200fps+

^^^what he said. With some of them badass Gamo "hunting tip" pellets.

Airforce Condor SS

http://www.pyramydair.com/blog/tag/airforce-condor-ss/

.22 short ammo in a gun you already own.

3legged_lab wrote:.22 short ammo in a gun you already own.

That's out if the question. I live smack dab in a liberal neighborhood in the middle if the city next to a Jewish school. It's an air gun or trap. I prefer to jar the window, stick the barrel out and assassinate his ass. I'll do him on a Saturday morning when my neighbors are at temple.

Look at the silenced pellet gun I posted.

Works like a charm in town.

blow guns are quiet too

Rodent poison

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Look at the silenced pellet gun I posted.

Works like a charm in town.

It's intriguing too. I've got some squirrels that might need clipped too. This cock sucking cardinal with the discolored feathers that has eaten his fair share of my figs and blueberries may get clipped as well.

Set a bunch of wire snares and you can watch that little fucker doing the death twitch from your window.

AKPirate wrote:blow guns are quiet too

Tough to get that close without being seen. I'm surrounded by liberal peeping Toms that will drop a dime on me in a heartbeat.

waterfowlman wrote:Set a bunch of wire snares and you can watch that little fucker doing the death twitch from your window.

I thought about something like that only going out and picking him up by the hind legs and breaking his neck with the back of a hand to send a strong message to any other motherfucker that might get the idea of eating plants again.

set-up about a hundred mouse traps everywhere

Hide a havahart live trap where your neighbors can't see it and bait it up good with rabbit food. Fill a garbage pail to the top with water and give those frigging plant thieves the Navy seal test. After 15 minutes underwater they always fail.

vincentpa wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:.22 short ammo in a gun you already own.

That's out if the question. I live smack dab in a liberal neighborhood in the middle if the city next to a Jewish school. It's an air gun or trap. I prefer to jar the window, stick the barrel out and assassinate his ass. I'll do him on a Saturday morning when my neighbors are at temple.

A 22 short makes less noise than most high end pellet guns. And the bullet only goes like 700fps. I accidentally shot a trailer in the trailer park behind my house with one. Didn't even dent it.

NuffDaddy wrote:

vincentpa wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:.22 short ammo in a gun you already own.

That's out if the question. I live smack dab in a liberal neighborhood in the middle if the city next to a Jewish school. It's an air gun or trap. I prefer to jar the window, stick the barrel out and assassinate his ass. I'll do him on a Saturday morning when my neighbors are at temple.

A 22 short makes less noise than most high end pellet guns. And the bullet only goes like 700fps. I accidentally shot a trailer in the trailer park behind my house with one. Didn't even dent it.

He wants a new BB gun dammit

punji sticks dipped in your feces at the bottom of a deep pit

AKPirate wrote:punji sticks dipped in your feces at the bottom of a deep pit

Make sure the feces is kosher.

AKPirate wrote:punji sticks dipped in your feces at the bottom of a deep pit

I want to eat him after I whack him. I'm going to eat his heart are to take his spirit.

Plus I want a BB gun.

You CAN get arrested for shooting a pellet gun in town. Ask Olly how I know.

FlintRiverFowler wrote:You CAN get arrested for shooting a pellet gun in town. Ask Olly how I know.

For the record I was the one thrown in the slammer for the outrageous crime of shooting coke cans with a pellet gun within the city limits. No less than 8 cops responded with weapons drawn.

Went before the judge and he laughed the charges and the officer out of the room.

And now we know why Olly hates cops so much.

Oh Olly, your a crime magnet

3legged_lab wrote:And now we know why Olly hates cops so much.

I DO NOT hate cops... Just wanted to make that clear for anyone that didn't get 3leg's joke.

Olly wrote:

FlintRiverFowler wrote:You CAN get arrested for shooting a pellet gun in town. Ask Olly how I know.

For the record I was the one thrown in the slammer for the outrageous crime of shooting coke cans with a pellet gun within the city limits. No less than 8 cops responded with weapons drawn.

Went before the judge and he laughed the charges and the officer out of the room.

Olly wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:And now we know why Olly hates cops so much.

I DO NOT hate cops... Just wanted to make that clear for anyone that didn't get 3leg's joke.

:lol::lol:
Why'd you tell em I was joking?

Olly wrote:

FlintRiverFowler wrote:You CAN get arrested for shooting a pellet gun in town. Ask Olly how I know.

For the record I was the one thrown in the slammer for the outrageous crime of shooting coke cans with a pellet gun within the city limits. No less than 8 cops responded with weapons drawn.

Went before the judge and he laughed the charges and the officer out of the room.

same thing happened to me the day after I turned 17.spent a weekend in jail wearing the orange suit and flipflops.supposedly people called in said I had a high powered rifle.they tried to charge me with a felony with a firearm but dropped it to criminal mischief because it was air powered.had a crack head in my cell that was withdrawing, he was shaking so much he fell out his bunk then walked to the toilet dropped his pants went to sit down and fell straight on his ass.BIthches tried to give me two frozen burritos and a little cup of blue Kool aid or some shit.told the ole boy he could shove that shit up his ass.sorry ass criminal system

Olly wrote:

FlintRiverFowler wrote:You CAN get arrested for shooting a pellet gun in town. Ask Olly how I know.

For the record I was the one thrown in the slammer for the outrageous crime of shooting coke cans with a pellet gun within the city limits. No less than 8 cops responded with weapons drawn.

Went before the judge and he laughed the charges and the officer out of the room.

This all makes me very happy I didn't grow up in the city.