DO UNTO NEW MEMBERS...

[Redbeard]

...AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU

An issue has come up that needs to be addressed. The issue is the treatment of new members. This public announcement is more of a reminder to current members, as the issue hasn't gotten outta control. We just would rather head it off before it gets there.



Boys, our forum's growing. We're seeing increased numbers of guys showing up and asking questions, whether it's advice or about specific ideas, equipment, etc.

But guys who really wanna have a good time, won't come to a slaughter house.

BE NICE

Let the new member get grounded before we derail his threads and make fun of his funny Montanan accent and chicken farmer career choice.

We just want these guys to return feeling welcomed. And it won't happen if five posts into his first thread we're comparing FF's sister to Rex's gigantic ego.

Which raises another point...our New Members Introduce Yourselves thread. Go outta your way to just say "welcome" or even "x2." Just something to acknowledge a newb for doing what he's supposed to...introducing himself. And if ya feel so inclined, take it a step further and ask him what he hunts, his favorite color, if he's from Montana or Texas, is he a cop, etc.

Guys reaching out like this goes a long ways.

Please use restraint when these guys show up and are just trying to get to know us. For some it takes awhile. For others like Gila, Hudson, Ohio and Frylock, it'll only take five minutes before it's game on. But use your best judgement.

We were all newbs once.

BE NICE, until it's time to not be nice










This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by...

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...this mustache

[aunt betty]

Your avatar is probably scaring off half the new recruits...nice mustache though.

[R. Chapman]

Either that's the worst shave I've ever seen or your face grows hair like Sasquatch.

[BrewGUN]

Either that's the worst shave I've ever seen or your face grows hair like Sasquatch.

Youll be able to use a razor one day too son, give it time!

[Flightstopper]

That mustache, but which chin?

[R. Chapman]

Either that's the worst shave I've ever seen or your face grows hair like Sasquatch.

Youll be able to use a razor one day too son, give it time!

I use one already.

[capt1972]

Either that's the worst shave I've ever seen or your face grows hair like Sasquatch.

Youll be able to use a razor one day too son, give it time!

I use one already.

Shaving your legs doesn't count

[BrewGUN]

Either that's the worst shave I've ever seen or your face grows hair like Sasquatch.

Youll be able to use a razor one day too son, give it time!

I use one already.

Found your shave kit

[aunt betty]

Either that's the worst shave I've ever seen or your face grows hair like Sasquatch.

Youll be able to use a razor one day too son, give it time!

I use one already.

You got two whiskers or three?

[waterfowlman]

Is this the beginning of Californication of the WFF?
Do we have to be politically correct too?
Can we still use curse words?
Is the ban hammer being brought out?
Has Red gotten soft in his old age?
Can we still bust balls?

The new members could take a few lessons from RMFC.....just saying.

Message received Red.

[Redbeard]

Is this the beginning of Californication of the WFF?
Do we have to be politically correct too?
Can we still use curse words?
Is the ban hammer being brought out?
Has Red gotten soft in his old age?
Can we still bust balls?

The new members could take a few lessons from RMFC.....just saying.

Message received Red.

Stand by. We're ushering in a new era. There will be no upper class. No lower class. The forum will care for you and protect you. Mod's are militarizing and resistance is futile

[waterfowlman]

Is this the beginning of Californication of the WFF?
Do we have to be politically correct too?
Can we still use curse words?
Is the ban hammer being brought out?
Has Red gotten soft in his old age?
Can we still bust balls?

The new members could take a few lessons from RMFC.....just saying.

Message received Red.

Stand by. We're ushering in a new era. There will be no upper class. No lower class. The forum will care for you and protect you. Mod's are militarizing and resistance is futile

Fucking Obama got to you didn't he??

[aunt betty]

Is this the beginning of Californication of the WFF?
Do we have to be politically correct too?
Can we still use curse words?
Is the ban hammer being brought out?
Has Red gotten soft in his old age?
Can we still bust balls?

The new members could take a few lessons from RMFC.....just saying.

Message received Red.

Stand by. We're ushering in a new era. There will be no upper class. No lower class. The forum will care for you and protect you. Mod's are militarizing and resistance is futile

Fucking Obama got to you didn't he??

Yeah...talking commie dictator talk.

[GadwallGetter530]

Mighty fine dick comb you have there Red.:lol:

[RonE]

You know Red that I have absolutely no desire to be a motorator but notice if you will that my avatar has bigger tits than your avatar.

[assateague]

Just to be clear, derailing this thread is fine?

[aunt betty]

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Be nice

[DC727]

Fuck off, red.

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[MuddyWaterWarlock]

I agree Red, we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry.

[aunt betty]

Wait til you have 100000 members and then sort us. Mkay?

[RonE]

Red, if you don't mind, I would like to pose a couple of serious questions:

Has Olly been on your ass for not motorating properly? Or, is this a troll?

[Olly]

I'll just add this little bit in here.

New blood and growth is directly related to WFF's life span. You guys will make it last as long or as short as you want by the way you treat new members.

[3legged_lab]

That mustache, but which chin?

Ahahaha. Funny flight, now show redbeard what a real pot 'o gold looks like.

And good post red, this one should cover you on "serious posts" at least til the end of April.

[aunt betty]

They have a valid concern. 92 members online right now. Some I've never seen.

[waterfowlman]

I'll just add this little bit in here.

New blood and growth is directly related to WFF's life span. You guys will make it last as long or as short as you want by the way you treat new members.

Red's just trying to make up for the mess he left in the military forum while AK was gone.

[Frylock]

I'll just add this little bit in here.

New blood and growth is directly related to WFF's life span. You guys will make it last as long or as short as you want by the way you treat new members.

I gotta agree with reds thread starter, it goes a long way with a new member to give'em a warm welcome in the Introduce yourself thread.

[Bulldog0156]

Olly, you could just change the slogan at the top of the page to: For Duck Dicks by Duck Dicks. That way, the new guys know what they're getting themselves into

[Redbeard]

You know Red that I have absolutely no desire to be a motorator but notice if you will that my avatar has bigger tits than your avatar.

but mine are real

[Redbeard]

Just to be clear, derailing this thread is fine?

am I a newb?

[Redbeard]

Red, if you don't mind, I would like to pose a couple of serious questions:

Has Olly been on your ass for not motorating properly? Or, is this a troll?

he knows better than to cross a mustached man like me