Jefferson, The Lightning Machine

[assateague]

I broke my wheel hoe last year, and decided that since I have a welder, I'd fix it. Good as new. Well, good as 1922, anyway.

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I think it's paid for itself officially, now.

[MOhuntingGuy]

Looks like I need to show you how to weld.

[DeadEye_Dan]

I'd like to see you do better with a microwave

[3legged_lab]

Good job. Now put your Amish hat on and get back to work.

[sws002]

I'd like to see you do better with a microwave

Assa is far and away the world's greatest science oven welder!

[The Duck Hammer]

Jefferson! Nice work Assa, definitely need some more practice with the lightning generator.

[assateague]

Looks like I need to show you how to weld.

Functionality, name of the game. Anybody shows up at my place with an x-ray machine is getting run off with a pitchfork.

[3legged_lab]

Looks like I need to show you how to weld.

Functionality, name of the game. Anybody shows up at my place with an x-ray machine is getting run off with a pitchfork.

Is the weld holding? Then its good enough.

[aunt betty]

AT, gotta ask, do you own a welding hood?
Your eyes are worth the investment now that you have a welder.
Burnt my eyes once and it's something you do not want.
Feels like sand in your eyes and hurts like hell.

[3legged_lab]

He made one out of a cereal box, a pair of sunglasses, some tin foil, a hardhat liner and a piece of tinted glass.

[assateague]

Yes, I've got a cool auto darkening Kobalt helmet, with flames and shit on it.

[3legged_lab]

Yes, I've got a cool auto darkening Kobalt helmet, with flames and shit on it.

Gift?

[assateague]

Long term loan from the neighbor, who picked it up at a yard sale, but doesn't have a welder.

[aunt betty]

Long term loan from the neighbor, who picked it up at a yard sale, but doesn't have a welder.

good deal.

[3legged_lab]

Long term loan from the neighbor, who picked it up at a yard sale, but doesn't have a welder.

Not paid for, I was close enough.

[aunt betty]

A penny saved...
At and I really take that one seriously.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Long term loan from the neighbor, who picked it up at a yard sale, but doesn't have a death wish .

Fify

[sws002]

Long term loan from the neighbor, who picked it up at a yard sale, but doesn't have a welder.

In all likelihood he owns a welder, he either just doesn't know it yet or hasn't had the time/balls/death wish to assemble it.

[assateague]

He did supply one of the microwaves for my machine, and was anxiously taking part in the development of Jefferson. I think he was waiting to see if it worked, since he already had the helmet, but then maybe changed his mind when he saw the power of the finished product. Oh well.

There will be an almost comical degree of irony if this thing does, in fact, kill me at some point.

[3legged_lab]

He did supply one of the microwaves for my machine, and was anxiously taking part in the development of Jefferson. I think he was waiting to see if it worked, since he already had the helmet, but then maybe changed his mind when he saw the power of the finished product. Oh well.

There will be an almost comical degree of irony if this thing does, in fact, kill me at some point.

Or when you grow a vagina on your neck.

[assateague]

I'll wear a lot of really rough turtlenecks, and never leave the house.

[3legged_lab]

I'll wear a lot of really rough turtlenecks, and never leave the house.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[RonE]

Long term loan from the neighbor, who picked it up at a yard sale, but doesn't have a welder.

Just make sure that when his microwave oven takes a shit that he throws it away or you will be only one microwave away from losing your helmet.

[assateague]

This is a valid point. And they ain't cheap.

[3legged_lab]

So back to the important stuff - are you going to post a picture when that neck growth starts?

[DeadEye_Dan]

Did you just ask to see Jim's pussy??

Perv

[assateague]

So back to the important stuff - are you going to post a picture when that neck growth starts?

It might need to be my fallback retirement plan, if the Bigfoot thing doesn't work out.

[3legged_lab]

Did you just ask to see Jim's pussy??

Perv

Haha. You telling me you wouldnt look?

[DeadEye_Dan]

Yah - but I wouldn't ask. You can't just waltz up to a guy and ask to see his neck pussy.

[MOhuntingGuy]

This is a valid point. And they ain't cheap.

I only paid 200 for my lincoln viking