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Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:20 pm
by ducks~n~bucks
Basically a competition to see who the big swinging dick is around here. Post up your rep maxes for back squat, bench press, dead lift, overhead press, and power clean. Go!
{Edit and your own height/weight}

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:31 pm
by goodkarmarising
I truly don't give a shit.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:31 pm
by Bulldog0156
I had a housemate in college that lifted weights a lot. He ended up shoving things up his ass because apparently it felt good, and had a bad case of going limp inside women.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:32 pm
by Bulldog0156
This thread has about the same amount of ghey.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:34 pm
by Woody
Who lifts weights to get strong? I thought everyone did it to get strange ?

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:38 pm
by NuffDaddy
I try and take as big of bites as possible to limit the number of times I have to lift the fork.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:40 pm
by The Duck Hammer
ducks~n~bucks wrote:Basically a competition to see who the big swinging dick is around here. Post up your rep maxes for back squat, bench press, dead lift, overhead press, and power clean. Go!
{Edit and your own height/weight}


I have no idea what any of this means. It might as well be written in Polish.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:40 pm
by gila-river
I thought this thread would be about hogging. In which case I coulda been a contender. However, I open it to find its full of the gay. The great cellophane is disappointed.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:40 pm
by sws002
Bulldog0156 wrote:I had a housemate in college that lifted weights a lot. He ended up shoving things up his ass because apparently it felt good, and had a bad case of going limp inside women.


Is this the first of several conversations that lead up to you telling us that you were the "housemate" all along?

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:40 pm
by NuffDaddy
Power clean is what I do after a nasty shit.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:41 pm
by Frylock
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Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:41 pm
by NuffDaddy
Frylock wrote:
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1397529694.097533.jpg

:lol::lol:

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:42 pm
by Olly
I lift two huge kettle bells every time I stand up.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:43 pm
by 3legged_lab
Maybe a global could move this to the youth forum.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:44 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
gila-river wrote:I thought this thread would be about hogging. In which case I coulda been a contender. However, I open it to find its full of the gay. The great cellophane is disappointed.


^^ The Herdsman ^^

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:46 pm
by gila-river
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
gila-river wrote:I thought this thread would be about hogging. In which case I coulda been a contender. However, I open it to find its full of the gay. The great cellophane is disappointed.


^^ The Herdsman ^^

That's my 3rd nickname this far but definitely the winner!!!:lol:

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:47 pm
by Bulldog0156
sws002 wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:I had a housemate in college that lifted weights a lot. He ended up shoving things up his ass because apparently it felt good, and had a bad case of going limp inside women.


Is this the first of several conversations that lead up to you telling us that you were the "housemate" all along?

Negative ghost rider. I was one of the housemates involved in the discovery of a metal cigar case. Covered in shit.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:47 pm
by MuddyWaterWarlock

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:48 pm
by Bootlipkiller
Frylock wrote:
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1397529694.097533.jpg

Yep nailed it

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:49 pm
by The Duck Hammer
gila-river wrote:I thought this thread would be about hogging. In which case I coulda been a contender. However, I open it to find its full of the gay. The great cellophane is disappointed.


Embrace it! :thumbsup:

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:50 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
gila-river wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
gila-river wrote:I thought this thread would be about hogging. In which case I coulda been a contender. However, I open it to find its full of the gay. The great cellophane is disappointed.


^^ The Herdsman ^^

That's my 3rd nickname this far but definitely the winner!!!:lol:


http://youtu.be/ckAZgWj8pdE

http://youtu.be/cB9KeZu8PlM

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:01 pm
by gila-river
:lol: I'm going to have to check this show out

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:04 pm
by sws002
gila-river wrote::lol: I'm going to have to check this show out


I need to go back and finish this last season. There is some classic stuff in that show, definite must watch.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:10 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
gila-river wrote::lol: I'm going to have to check this show out


http://youtu.be/zuVsLR_2GX0

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:17 pm
by ducks~n~bucks
You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 565
Back squat: 1075
Deadlift: 1125
Overhead press: 445
Power Clean: 505
Height/weight: 6'6" 315 lbs.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:18 pm
by The Duck Hammer
ducks~n~bucks wrote:You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 565
Back squat: 1075
Deadlift: 1125
Overhead press: 445
Power Clean: 505
Height/weight: 6'6" 315 lbs.

Bullshit, the lot of it.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:28 pm
by ducks~n~bucks
The Duck Hammer wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 565
Back squat: 1075
Deadlift: 1125
Overhead press: 445
Power Clean: 505
Height/weight: 6'6" 315 lbs.

Bullshit, the lot of it.

Everything under that top line.

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:29 pm
by R. Chapman
ducks~n~bucks wrote:You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 65
Back squat: 75
Deadlift: 125
Overhead press: 45
Power Clean: 5
Penis Length/Weight: 0.000000001" 0.0000000002lbs.

FIFY

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:30 pm
by ducks~n~bucks
R. Chapman wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 65
Back squat: 75
Deadlift: 125
Overhead press: 45
Power Clean: 5
Penis Length/Weight: 0.000000001" 0.0000000002lbs.

FIFY

You been to my showers after my football practice?

Re: Weight lifting thread

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:33 pm
by R. Chapman
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:You guys think I really started this thread expecting to get serious replies? Wouldn't I have posted up some number if I was?
Bench: 65
Back squat: 75
Deadlift: 125
Overhead press: 45
Power Clean: 5
Penis Length/Weight: 0.000000001" 0.0000000002lbs.

FIFY

You been to my showers after my football practice?

What's football again?