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A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:41 amby assateague
When arguing with a woman who is being illogical, saying "How'd you come up with that? Black magic? Voodoo? Some gypsy shit?" Will escalate the situation quicker than almost anything I've come across.
But then when it's further out of control, repeatedly saying "ok, whatever, gypsy" will not calm the situation at all, but will make you chuckle inside every time you say it. And that's worth it. Sometimes the best way to put a fire out is with an explosion, but sometimes it doesn't work. In which case, you still get to say "wow, cool explosion". Win-win.
That is all.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:45 amby jarbo03
Good stuff.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:45 amby Woody
And people wonder why I am not married.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:47 amby assateague
Woody wrote:And people wonder why I am not married.
Why, you scared? I love my wife tremendously, but that doesn't mean that women aren't the devil.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:48 amby BrewGUN
Woody wrote:And people wonder why I am not married.
That just because your ugly
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:52 amby Flightstopper
Haha
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:56 amby aunt betty
You gotta surrender once...once but only once the wife actually had constructed a sound valid argument so I surrendered. Mind Blown...she was so pissed. All wound up and wanting a fight but nowhere to go.
After I took philosophy and learned to argue without getting emotional, at all, she quit arguing.
To a woman it's all about getting you insane mad and then slams you with passive aggressive bullshit. (Girl fighting) .
They don't know how to argue properly without screaming and hollering. Sounds like AT has some wounds to tape up.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:58 amby vincentpa
assateague wrote:When arguing with a woman who is being illogical, saying "How'd you come up with that? Black magic? Voodoo? Some gypsy shit?" Will escalate the situation quicker than almost anything I've come across.
But then when it's further out of control, repeatedly saying "ok, whatever, gypsy" will not calm the situation at all, but will make you chuckle inside every time you say it. And that's worth it. Sometimes the best way to put a fire out is with an explosion, but sometimes it doesn't work. In which case, you still get to say "wow, cool explosion". Win-win.
That is all.
You'll be on knees begging for forgiveness when she cuts off the pussy.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:00 amby Frylock
Woody wrote:And people wonder why I am not married.
I with you woody, it's just not worth the aggravation.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:03 amby Woody
BrewGUN wrote:Woody wrote:And people wonder why I am not married.
That just because your ugly
That goes without saying...
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:17 amby BrewGUN
Woody wrote:BrewGUN wrote:Woody wrote:And people wonder why I am not married.
That just because your ugly
That goes without saying...
When in Rome...
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:48 amby 3legged_lab
assateague wrote:Woody wrote:And people wonder why I am not married.
Why, you scared? I love my wife tremendously, but that doesn't mean that women aren't the devil.
Dey are da devil. Ask the water boy's momma.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:13 amby Redbeard
Woody wrote:And people wonder why I am not married.
being their shopping buddy is more fun huh
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:33 amby 3legged_lab
assateague wrote:When arguing with a woman who is being illogical,
Soooo, all of them?
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:34 amby Woody
Redbeard wrote:Woody wrote:And people wonder why I am not married.
being their shopping buddy is more fun huh
Hardy Har Har
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:42 amby Tomkat
Another married tip:
When you are trying to watch a show, NEVER pause the recording and give them your full attention. Never! Just let them drone on over your show. Act interested and positive.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:52 amby Redbeard
Tomkat wrote:Another married tip:
When you are trying to watch a show, NEVER pause the recording and give them your full attention. Never! Just let them drone on over your show. Act interested and positive.
why?
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:56 amby aunt betty
Redbeard wrote:Tomkat wrote:Another married tip:
When you are trying to watch a show, NEVER pause the recording and give them your full attention. Never! Just let them drone on over your show. Act interested and positive.
why?
Yeah, why? Usually mine's trying to tell me something I actually need to know.
TV? I'm watching re-runs of M*A*S*H or whatever so really, it don't matter.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:05 amby Tomkat
Redbeard wrote:Tomkat wrote:Another married tip:
When you are trying to watch a show, NEVER pause the recording and give them your full attention. Never! Just let them drone on over your show. Act interested and positive.
why?
Why do u think? It causes a negative female reaction. Negative negative negative. At least for me it has.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:24 amby goodkarmarising
Screw up doing the laundry or not doing it her way the first 3 or 4 times and you don't have to do laundry again.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:29 amby assateague
vincentpa wrote:assateague wrote:When arguing with a woman who is being illogical, saying "How'd you come up with that? Black magic? Voodoo? Some gypsy shit?" Will escalate the situation quicker than almost anything I've come across.
But then when it's further out of control, repeatedly saying "ok, whatever, gypsy" will not calm the situation at all, but will make you chuckle inside every time you say it. And that's worth it. Sometimes the best way to put a fire out is with an explosion, but sometimes it doesn't work. In which case, you still get to say "wow, cool explosion". Win-win.
That is all.
You'll be on knees begging for forgiveness when she cuts off the pussy.
Nope. I've got vermin to try and catch, a garden to tend, grass to cut (with the neighbor's borrowed lawnmower), bills to pay, work to do, a chair to relax in, and sleep to be slept. She generally knows she was wrong, and we let it go at that.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:31 amby assateague
And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:45 amby aunt betty
assateague wrote:And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.
Well, that's a given that it's both retainer related and gypsy talk.
Bitches be crazy.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:47 amby Flightstopper
assateague wrote:And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.
Demand her gypsy years to sell on the black market to fund it all. In your best Borat voice of course.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:12 pmby 3legged_lab
Flightstopper wrote:assateague wrote:And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.
Demand her gypsy years to sell on the black market to fund it all. In your best Borat voice of course.
Are they more valuable that gypsy tears?
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:21 pmby Woody
3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:assateague wrote:And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.
Demand her gypsy years to sell on the black market to fund it all. In your best Borat voice of course.
Are they more valuable tha
t gypsy tears?
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:23 pmby Flightstopper
Lol just shows all our credibility is shot to shit.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:51 pmby gila-river
goodkarmarising wrote:Screw up doing the laundry or not doing it her way the first 3 or 4 times and you don't have to do laundry again.
This works for everything. Dishes, laundry, vaccum. Ya my wife thinks I am mildly retarted, but I don't have to do any housework.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:19 pmby Tomkat
gila-river wrote:goodkarmarising wrote:Screw up doing the laundry or not doing it her way the first 3 or 4 times and you don't have to do laundry again.
This works for everything. Dishes, laundry, vaccum. Ya my wife thinks I am mildly retarted, but I don't have to do any housework.
I really fucked the laundry up and got out of that. But I am on the hook for the dishes. 22 years together means some compromise.
Re: A Tip
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Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:53 pmby 3legged_lab
Woody wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:assateague wrote:And for the record, this was still retainer related. "Oh, we CAN still buy a dryer, lawnmower, pay all the propane bill, AND buy a retainer, no problem?" That's when the "gypsy" talk started.
Demand her gypsy years to sell on the black market to fund it all. In your best Borat voice of course.
Are they more valuable tha
t gypsy tears?
Haha. I even proof read it but was focusing on tears/years.