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"Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 8:45 pm
by ManlyMan
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 8:52 pm
by Woody
New plug?

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 8:57 pm
by 3legged_lab
Are you asking or telling what it is?

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 8:57 pm
by waterfowlman
You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.

"Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:00 pm
by Redbeard
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:03 pm
by waterfowlman
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

Bingo! :lol: :lol:

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:03 pm
by 3legged_lab
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:07 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
That's real hot Doc.

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:07 pm
by Redbeard
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:08 pm
by AKPirate
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


All of them shaved it bare?

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:10 pm
by Woody
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


All of them shaved it bare?


I don't know why, but I refuse to if it isn't.

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:10 pm
by 3legged_lab
Thats the only way to fly, otherwise it tickles your nose.

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:11 pm
by waterfowlman
Doc
With all due respect, if someone gave me one of those things, I probably use it to polish my leather boots.

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:11 pm
by Redbeard
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


All of them shaved it bare?
bout half and half or 50/50

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:11 pm
by Redbeard
Woody wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="waterfowlman"]You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


All of them shaved it bare?


I don't know why, but I refuse to if it isn't.[/quote]cause you're a metro?

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:14 pm
by 3legged_lab
Woody wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="waterfowlman"]You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


All of them shaved it bare?


I don't know why, but I refuse to if it isn't.[/quote]
"Eeewwwwww, its got hair on it, eeewwwwie"
:lol::lol:

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:15 pm
by Redbeard
3legged_lab wrote:
Woody wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="Redbeard"][quote="waterfowlman"]You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


All of them shaved it bare?


I don't know why, but I refuse to if it isn't.[/quote]
"Eeewwwwww, its got hair on it, eeewwwwie"
:lol::lol:[/quote]thats fine JR. He can have the little girls. We'll take all the women

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:24 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
I wear that thing like a hat

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 11:28 pm
by RonE
ManlyMan wrote:
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Looks like a combination butt plug and scrotum scrubber.

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 11:34 pm
by Glimmerjim
ManlyMan wrote:
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That's what your wife told you and you believed it? You better start making a little more effort before she divorces you and marries her "face exfoliator" MM! :lol:

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 5:10 am
by assateague
"Personal massager" she said it was :lol:

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 5:12 am
by assateague
I can't wait until Doc has a few too many natty lights, and decides to use it. Wakes up the next morning looking like his face fell asleep in the tropical sun for 17 hours, and has to go to work.

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 6:00 am
by aunt betty
They had to give me shit about hand washing. You think I exfoliate my face?



WTF does exfoliate mean @?

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 6:48 am
by QH's Paw
waterfowlman wrote:Doc
With all due respect, if someone gave me one of those things, I probably use it to polish my leather boots.

WFM, if he has an exfoliator, there is no respect due.

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 7:24 am
by FlintRiverFowler
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

I thought you would say coarse black and nappy.

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 7:27 am
by DeadEye_Dan
Every woman loves her man to have a shiny face, but exfoliation isn't the way to make it shiny.

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 8:04 am
by Deltaman
Watch out Doc, she's testing the validity of your man card :shock: That thing looks like it would make a nice accessory on a muff dive :beer:

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 8:06 am
by aunt betty
Doc, go to the sex toy store and get her something real...top of the line.
Every time she says you ought to stay home, not hunt...point to the drawer it's kept in. :)

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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 8:14 am
by waterfowlman
Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:You dickwad. A man's proper face exfoliator has soft, curly blonde hair.
i was thinking a fine woman's bush

You duck dick. Thats what he said.
i've never had the luxury of going down on soft, curly blonde hair


We all know you prefer those brillo pad bushes Red.

Re: "Face Exfoliator"

PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 9:42 am
by Feelin' Fowl
QH's Paw wrote:
waterfowlman wrote:Doc
With all due respect, if someone gave me one of those things, I probably use it to polish my leather boots.

WFM, if he has an exfoliator, there is no respect due.


:lol: