by assateague » Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:11 am
We'll save that for the movie version. It'll go rogue, and try to kill us. Then we'll be running from a Squatch and a demon robot. It will have to kill a couple guys first to build the drama, so keep some extras in mind. In the end, I'll call it in using a 5-gallon bucket, and everyone else will blow it to pieces with cobbled together deer rifles and shotguns loaded with nuts and washers, as it is going after the Squatch we captured. Then we'll let the Squatch go, in a recognition of it's humanity, and that we just risked our lives to save it. And then we'll all change our minds, turn at the same time, and shoot the Squatch. The movie then ends with an upbeat song.
We're gonna be rich.