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For you non habitual masturbators, what do y'all use on your hands during the season to either prevent or heal cracked hands? I just picked up some corn huskers lotion and small can of something called bag balm per the pharmacist. And the bag balm isn't to be applied to the scrotum, per the pharmacist. I'm just curious. My hands crack bad during the season

My hands never crack, like a virgins thighs....

I don't have a problem but know bag balm is good chit. It's what all the old farmers use here

jehler wrote:My hands never crack, like a virgins thighs....

you can use them to apply my bag balm

I pour a mixture of turpentine, rubbing alcohol and ghost pepper sauce over the cracks. Toughen up your hands!
















































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Redbeard wrote:

jehler wrote:My hands never crack, like a virgins thighs....

you can use them to apply my bag balm

hmmmmmm, will your wife be in the room?

Put that bag balm on your hands before you go to bed also put some socks over them . Will be all better in the morning. Used that a lot after pouring concrete and my hands would dry out and crack.

You wear gloves red?

jehler wrote:You wear gloves red?

I don't

udder cream

Redbeard wrote:For you non habitual masturbators...

jehler wrote:My hands never crack, like a virgins thighs....

That's why you have a bad wrist.

Redbeard wrote:

jehler wrote:You wear gloves red?

I don't

me either. By the end of the season they are a little rugged, I just tough it out and they heal up, has always seems like the more I try to make them heal the worse they get, like chapped lips. Gotta ride it out every fall. Trying to heal em just draws it out. If you find a cure let me know.

A couple years ago when it was actually a cold, snowy winter, I bought a tin of the burts beeswax hand salve. It worked good for me. Also worked good on my cheeks and nose from getting wind burned.

Burts Bees FTMFW!

MOhuntingGuy wrote:A couple years ago when it was actually a cold, snowy winter, I bought a tin of the burts beeswax hand salve. It worked good for me. Also worked good on my cheeks and nose from getting wind burned.

sorry mo, I don't know if it's because MO doesn't really have winter or because I know you work in a heated building, but, your post really sounds ghey

jehler wrote:

MOhuntingGuy wrote:A couple years ago when it was actually a cold, snowy winter, I bought a tin of the burts beeswax hand salve. It worked good for me. Also worked good on my cheeks and nose from getting wind burned.

sorry mo, I don't know if it's because MO doesn't really have winter or because I know you work in a heated building, but, your post really sounds ghey

You're from da nort. You get winter every year and longer than us. With the exception of last winter, it actually does get pretty cold here.

MOhuntingGuy wrote:

jehler wrote:

MOhuntingGuy wrote:A couple years ago when it was actually a cold, snowy winter, I bought a tin of the burts beeswax hand salve. It worked good for me. Also worked good on my cheeks and nose from getting wind burned.

sorry mo, I don't know if it's because MO doesn't really have winter or because I know you work in a heated building, but, your post really sounds ghey

You're from da nort. You get winter every year and longer than us. With the exception of last winter, it actually does get pretty cold here.

The occasional dip below 30 is not cold

Bulldog0156 wrote:

MOhuntingGuy wrote:

jehler wrote:

MOhuntingGuy wrote:A couple years ago when it was actually a cold, snowy winter, I bought a tin of the burts beeswax hand salve. It worked good for me. Also worked good on my cheeks and nose from getting wind burned.

sorry mo, I don't know if it's because MO doesn't really have winter or because I know you work in a heated building, but, your post really sounds ghey

You're from da nort. You get winter every year and longer than us. With the exception of last winter, it actually does get pretty cold here.

The occasional dip below 30 is not cold

Come the end of December all the way to the end of Feb, a warm day would be 30 degrees. But last winter sucked. Too warm.

Is it true when it gets that cold your balls shrink to the size of BB's?

Gojo hand medic. A friend who works for Grainger gave me a chitload, works good. BTW, last winter was awesome. Not sure about BB's, but a rippin N wind when it is cold can play hell on your junk.

Corn Husker's Lotion. Good chit. The only "Manliness Approved" lotion of any sort.

Bag balm works great, my hands always start cracking in winter. I get them wet repeatedly every day at work, and my hands start cracking badly. I have found that if I apply bag balm and let it soak in for a few minutes, then try to wipe the excess off with a paper towel works great. I tried doing it before going to bed and putting socks on my hands, but the socks drove me nuts. Give it a try, only thing I use.

Tiler_J wrote:Bag balm works great, my hands always start cracking in winter. I get them wet repeatedly every day at work, and my hands start cracking badly. I have found that if I apply bag balm and let it soak in for a few minutes, then try to wipe the excess off with a paper towel works great. I tried doing it before going to bed and putting socks on my hands, but the socks drove me nuts. Give it a try, only thing I use.

been using both and can already see a difference. And the bag balm on my bag feels great too

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Last year was the first year that my hands started cracking. I'll have to try these remedies.

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Get yourself this stuff called "Working hands", comes in what looks like an over sized green chew can. Its the only thing I've found that works for my sissy hands.

No foofy smell, add to the 'manly approved' list.

3legged_lab wrote:Get yourself this stuff called "Working hands", comes in what looks like an over sized green chew can. Its the only thing I've found that works for my sissy hands.

No foofy smell, add to the 'manly approved' list.

Made by o'keefes, it works pretty good. The gojo i mentioned works as well imo.

super glue seals the cracks nicely

i shoot spoonies wrote:super glue seals the cracks nicely

^^ This^^ .... I dont normally put anything on the cracks on my hands though. They get nasty and rough looking, but I let them be.

Nothing better