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Figuratively? Or you had to put down a cow?

You are a CA cop not Rhode Island, your days should be filled with sun, tickets, and helping damsels in distress. I always pictured your days more like this-

Red, did you remember to stick your fingers up the nostrils?

Naw I had a cow playing peek a boo with me on the divided freeway. Every time I'd see him I was on the other side of the road. I'd swing back around end he'd duck back in the bushes somewhere on the side of the mountain. Then we'd get 10 more 911 calls about the cow walking on the fog line, I'd rush back and he'd be hiding again. Went on for an hour. That scene from me, myself and Irene kept running thru my head

Tiler_J wrote:You are a CA cop not Rhode Island, your days should be filled with sun, tickets, and helping damsels in distress. I always pictured your days more like this-

i drive that gracefully

Kind of tickled me that one of our current Sheriff's first acts was equipping all of their vehicles with sweet feed.

I need a lasso

Redbeard wrote:I need a lasso

Dont you have a tazer?

3legged_lab wrote:

Redbeard wrote:I need a lasso

Dont you have a tazer?

That would be great!

Redbeard wrote:I need a lasso

That would be fun to watch.

Redbeard wrote:I need a lasso

you prefer it through ups or fed ex?

only condition is you have to use it and record when you lasso a cow/sea lion/deer/ect....

huntall6 wrote:

Redbeard wrote:I need a lasso

you prefer it through ups or fed ex?

only condition is you have to use it and record when you lasso a cow/sea lion/deer/ect....

deal!