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Speaking of duck rape.

Postby clampdaddy » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:35 am

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Re: Speaking of duck rape.

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:40 am

Funny every time. And I still wish I had a 9" corkscrew dick.
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Re: Speaking of duck rape.

Postby capt1972 » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:22 am

Mallards are such whores
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Re: Speaking of duck rape.

Postby Duckdog » Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:11 pm

Holy shit that was nasty!
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Re: Speaking of duck rape.

Postby Woody » Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:21 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Funny every time. And I still wish I had a 9" corkscrew dick.


I don't want a corkscrew for a penis, but sometimes I do wish I was 3 inches shorter.
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Re: Speaking of duck rape.

Postby Flightstopper » Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:21 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Funny every time. And I still wish I had a 9" corkscrew dick.


You'll shoot your eye out.
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Re: Speaking of duck rape.

Postby Goldfish » Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:26 pm

Woody wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Funny every time. And I still wish I had a 9" corkscrew dick.


I don't want a corkscrew for a penis, but sometimes I do wish I was 3 inches shorter.

Why would you want it inverted?
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Re: Speaking of duck rape.

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:34 pm

Woody wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Funny every time. And I still wish I had a 9" corkscrew dick.


I don't want a corkscrew for a penis, but sometimes I do wish I was 3 inches shorter.

Why do you want a vagina?
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Re: Speaking of duck rape.

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Jul 31, 2014 12:34 pm

Goldfish wrote:
Woody wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Funny every time. And I still wish I had a 9" corkscrew dick.


I don't want a corkscrew for a penis, but sometimes I do wish I was 3 inches shorter.

Why would you want it inverted?

Ha. Beat me to it.
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