Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
assateague wrote:I'm glad I'm a poacher. Lightens the load on my mind considerably. You all must have too much on your brains with all this crap.
MOhuntingGuy wrote:I bet they were home schooled and lack the necessary social skills in life to take a joke.
assateague wrote:That's the perfect warden decoy. Just drive behind it in an '89 Hyundai Sonata loaded to the gills with black ducks, eider, brant, and scoter. I promise, they won't even see you. If they appear even slightly interested in the moderately heavy trail of bits of down flying out from around the missing weatherstripping on the hatchback, repeatedly honk your horn, look at them, point to jehler's barge in front of you and pantomime drinking a can of beer while pointing at his truck. Works every time.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
assateague wrote:That's the perfect warden decoy. Just drive behind it in an '89 Hyundai Sonata loaded to the gills with black ducks, eider, brant, and scoter. I promise, they won't even see you. If they appear even slightly interested in the moderately heavy trail of bits of down flying out from around the missing weatherstripping on the hatchback, repeatedly honk your horn, look at them, point to jehler's barge in front of you and pantomime drinking a can of beer while pointing at his truck. Works every time.
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