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No kidding, taking my daughter to dance and my guts start rumbling. Drop her off and realize I'm not going to make it home, the only place close is the gander mountain. I swear by the time ingot to the parking lot I wasn't sure if I was going to make it. I man up, head out and fast walk to the store. No sooner am I through the doors and the radar ass kicks in. I had to stop twice, once in hard and gloves and once in upland apparel to stop and squeeze the ass cheeks. Through the grace of god I make it to the crapper and no sooner do I shut the stall door and drop traw and the door opens an somebody walks in begin me into the bathroom. I sit down and let loose, it's horribly acoustic, it's bad, and its not over. For three minutes I'm in there groaning and having chitracrtions. Still, the person that walked in is standing right outside the stall waiting....

Did you tell them "the jobs not finished till the paperworks done."

I was thinking this was going to be a story about crop dusting a check out line full of un suspecting shoppers.

F Gander Mountain! You should have dropped a upperdeck on the Decoy display.

Not leaving this thread disappointed.

So, I finish up, takes me five minutes, the whole stall was a cloud. Still, someone standing right outside. Open up the door an there stands a 8 year old kid, I look at him, he looks at me, I smile an he hangs his head in dread. I actually lol'ed as I walked out

jehler wrote:So, I finish up, takes me five minutes, the whole stall was a cloud. Still, someone standing right outside. Open up the door an there stands a 8 year old kid, I look at him, he looks at me, I smile an he hangs his head in dread. I actually lol'ed as I walked out

Doesn't sound like anything out of the normal for you.

Should have chit right inside the front door of that damn place!!

Not sure how I'm going to explain this lol'ing to the wife. Don't know why she even ask anymore.

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR!!!!!

GadwallGetter530 wrote:WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR!!!!!

Ha! I love doing this to places, especially where others get to enjoy it also.

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"Radar ass" I'd say it has a relative, too- radar bladder.

GadwallGetter530 wrote:WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR!!!!!

Hahaha!

jehler wrote:So, I finish up, takes me five minutes, the whole stall was a cloud. Still, someone standing right outside. Open up the door an there stands a 8 year old kid, I look at him, he looks at me, I smile an he hangs his head in dread. I actually lol'ed as I walked out

I dont actually "laugh out loud" while reading something here very often, but this part seriously got me.

btw, my wife didnt think your re-cap of an epic deuce was as funny as I did, but my kids were laughing.

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jehler wrote:So, I finish up, takes me five minutes, the whole stall was a cloud. Still, someone standing right outside. Open up the door an there stands a 8 year old kid, I look at him, he looks at me, I smile an he hangs his head in dread. I actually lol'ed as I walked out

I dont actually "laugh out loud" while reading something here very often, but this part seriously got me.

btw, my wife didnt think your re-cap of an epic deuce was as funny as I did, but my kids were laughing.

Woman never appreciate a good deuce story. :no:

I had to explain to the lady my laughing so bad I had tears

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Goldfish wrote:I had to explain to the lady my laughing so bad I had tears

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I just shook my head and told her to keep on with the cooking. Last time she asked was another dump thread idly enough.

Flightstopper wrote:

Goldfish wrote:I had to explain to the lady my laughing so bad I had tears

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I just shook my head and told her to keep on with the cooking. Last time she asked was another dump thread idly enough.

FYI, she just spit in your dinner.

I would have grabbed some camo off the shelf on the way in to wipe with. F that place, I hope they need to fumigate.

A lot of you guys really hate Gander Mtn. Is it that bad? When my buddy was stationed at Great Mistakes, IL he won a Canada fishing trip he entered for at Gander.

Compared to the other stores it sucks monkey balls.

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Their selection sucks unless you want women's clothing. Their prices don't even start to compete with other stores. Even mom and pop stores that are known for being expensive are cheaper than gander. F THAT PlACE!!

jehler wrote:So, I finish up, takes me five minutes, the whole stall was a cloud. Still, someone standing right outside. Open up the door an there stands a 8 year old kid, I look at him, he looks at me, I smile an he hangs his head in dread. I actually lol'ed as I walked out

Thats one of the funnier things I've read.

I just had my drink come through my nose. Thanks Jehler. I got an old man the same way last month at the Texas Road House in Fruitland. When I lef tthe stall he said "I know better than to go in here, but I dont have a choice either". It made that extra buttery roll I ate well worth it.

The Gander Mt. in Salisbury sucks too. They have 100 guns and no one to help you, decoys suck, etc. They seem to be geared more for the yuppie fisherman/preserve hunter and his boy friend. They have a wide selection of those looong brimmed hats with the neck cover.

Baysider wrote:I just had my drink come through my nose. Thanks Jehler. I got an old man the same way last month at the Texas Road House in Fruitland. When I lef tthe stall he said "I know better than to go in here, but I dont have a choice either". It made that extra buttery roll I ate well worth it.

The Gander Mt. in Salisbury sucks too. They have 100 guns and no one to help you, decoys suck, etc. They seem to be geared more for the yuppie fisherman/preserve hunter and his boy friend. They have a wide selection of those looong brimmed hats with the neck cover.

Exactly. I hate that place. Stood there for almost 20 minutes waiting for someone to help me pick up my gun. For F sake, all they had to do was walk into the back and get the damn box. Then I had to wait another 10 minutes for another jackleg to show up to "review" the paperwork. The hunting crap they sell is no better than Walmart, and for the most part it's home decor, women's shoes, and gay clothes.

Great story, and it brings to mind one that always makes me laugh. A buddy of mine worked in the only dept store in town when we were in highschool. One day on his break he heads to the bathroom to take a leak. So he's standing there at the urnial and there is a guy in the stall next to him. This guy in the stall starts grunting and lets out a big ol fart followed by a loud splash. My buddy, being a typical guy starts laughing quietly to himself as he is whizzing. He gets to chuckling a little bit too hard and lets one rip as well. The guy in the stall starts laughing and farting with each laugh and in turn my buddy does the same. Before you know it there is a five second window where they are both laughing out loud and farting with each laugh. My buddy goes to wash his hands and out comes the guy from the stall, both have tears in their eyes from laughing so hard.

Sounds like a special moment. Did they embrace afterwards.

Baysider wrote:Sounds like a special moment. Did they embrace afterwards.

:lol:

Don't think they did, maybe an akward white guy high five.