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You know, those moments that you did something that outside of work would just be boring or dumb, but while at work are great accomplishments.

I was expecting a fax. The fax ended up coming thru to my phone, not the fax machine. I quick transferred the call to the fax machine and was able to get my fax. Score one for this guy.



Maybe I should have titled this "I hate my life"

Goldfish wrote:You know, those moments that you did something that outside of work would just be boring or dumb, but while at work are great accomplishments.

I was expecting a fax. The fax ended up coming thru to my phone, not the fax machine. I quick transferred the call to the fax machine and was able to get my fax. Score one for this guy.



Maybe I should have titled this "I hate my life"

I log on to a government computer every day. Beat that.

I get to operate a forklift everyday. Beat that.

I make those govt computers keep working. Beat that.

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I work in real estate lending, which has had zero faults anytime recently

i make food you eat. be nice to me.

I cussed my crew out Saturday because they thought they could just come in and pick whatever they wanted to do before i got in to work . Completely screwed all my plans over that day. So Sunday they don't show bc they got their little Mexican feelings hurt over the ass chewing i gave them saturday. Monday morning comes around and they're all here. Once they finish their morning run setting up the course and mowing greens they all got a write up and sent home with no pay. Boom. Don't mess with the jefé.


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FlintRiverFowler wrote:I cussed my crew out Saturday because they thought they could just come in and pick whatever they wanted to do before i got in to work . Completely screwed all my plans over that day. So Sunday they don't show bc they got their little Mexican feelings hurt over the ass chewing i gave them saturday. Monday morning comes around and they're all here. Once they finish their morning run setting up the course and mowing greens they all got a write up and sent home with no pay. Boom. Don't mess with the jefé.


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Are they MexiCANS or MexiCANTS?


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Well, they now live in AmeriCANT, so...

FlintRiverFowler wrote:I cussed my crew out Saturday because they thought they could just come in and pick whatever they wanted to do before i got in to work . Completely screwed all my plans over that day. So Sunday they don't show bc they got their little Mexican feelings hurt over the ass chewing i gave them saturday. Monday morning comes around and they're all here. Once they finish their morning run setting up the course and mowing greens they all got a write up and sent home with no pay. Boom. Don't mess with the jefé.


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boy oh boy you sure showed them

I keep stranger's wives warm in the winter.

BOOM!

Olly wrote:I make those govt computers keep working. Beat that.

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They don't work well, that's why I feel like I accomplish something when I get logged on.

I sent home a co worker because he told me the ghost at night we keeping him up. He even had them on film,I couldn't see them but he could.

Turns out this boy had over done his meds and was fixing to die. They took him to the hospital for a drug screen and the Dr said if i hadn't got him out the plant he would have died. Hind sight being 20/20 I should've let him stay at work.

I work at a maxium security prison..Im the guy who runs into your cell and introduces myself with a big shield and lights up your day..
For the past couple years we have been doing raids on half way houses in Scranton, Philadelphia and other places..Love waking criminals up at 2:00 am with a HK pointed in their face saying wake up sleepy head..LOL..

I get to drive around and smash things with one of these all day! Once I shut the door, stay the hell out of the way!
The blade is about 7 feet tall, the top of the cab is over 12!

I bring oil out of the ground so y'all can all drive to work lol

What's a "fax"?

i drive around in a big brown truck, transporting drugs and other goods, while hitting on your wife with my offc dangle shorts on. my shining moments at work include cruising the local AFB housing areas, attempting to make contact with all the lonely wives while certain people are delpoyed

Ajverret wrote:I bring oil out of the ground so y'all can all drive to work lol

I did that for quite a few years myself, my dad and uncle are still in production. I've moved on to the refining end now.

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Ajverret wrote:I bring oil out of the ground so y'all can all drive to work lol

I did that for quite a few years myself, my dad and uncle are still in production. I've moved on to the refining end now.

I love it I only work half the year. It sucks that u miss things like Christmas but u get the time off to make up for it