I just got the diagnosis - not good!

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I just got the diagnosis - not good!

Postby Throbbin Rods » Sun Jul 03, 2016 7:32 am

I am sorry I have not been very responsive to your Emails lately.

I have been somewhat under the weather.

My doctors have diagnosed me as having an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, PIST-AWF (Pronounced pissed-off)

PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that has become widespread and highly contagious. Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing PIST-AWF as a new disease.

It has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread.

The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant.

The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects including, embarrassment for your country, depression,
anxiety as to when it will come to an end and wondering how much more damage he can do and how long it will take to repair the damage, once a new person takes over the presidency.

Symptoms include:
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Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing obama pander to Muslim terrorists.
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Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O'Reilly factor.
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Stomach cramps from swallowing the fact obama was elected twice.
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Vomiting from viewing terrorists murdering innocent people routinely on the nightly news.
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Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a so-called legitimate news show host.
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Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.

If you have these symptoms and consider yourself PIST-AWF,
please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped,
that the cure will be available in November of 2016, but will not have a marked effect until January, 2017.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AS WELL AS YOURSELF, MY FRIEND
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

George Orwell
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Re: I just got the diagnosis - not good!

Postby gock5 » Sun Jul 03, 2016 12:03 pm

Early frontrunner for the "Post of the Year"!!!

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Re: I just got the diagnosis - not good!

Postby DComeaux » Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:28 pm

Awesome.....I have it.
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