Carded for buying coleman fuel?!?!?

This time of year I'm shopping for shotgun shells, coleman fuel, denatured alcohol, and all the other little things like two-cycle oil and fuel stabilizer. Those little things that suck ass to have to go get in the middle of duck season in Arkansas because everywhere is far away and who knows who has what. That boy scout in me...be prepared.
Today went to the cheapest place to buy these things around here. Picked up two gallons of coleman fuel and a couple gallons of denatured alcohol. (heat sources)
I'm not sure why but when them cans of coleman fuel went by all of a sudden I'm being asked for a state ID. WTF?!?!?!?
I think I know why but I didn't want to say what coleman fuel gets used for besides my lantern, stove, and heater.
Questioned the nice lady with make-up caked on thick if she knew. She said "machine told me to".
Of course I had to ask her if that device were to tell you to jump off the roof of the building would she do it.
Was tempted to make my phone jingle and then announce "you're not going to believe what my phone just told me to do about this". lol
Still think it's fucked up that I had to show ID over some lantern fuel.
Then the brown pen comes out. You know because I might be attempting to purchase my "illicit" fuels with counterfeit currency.
oh boy no wonder I dislike going shopping.
Today went to the cheapest place to buy these things around here. Picked up two gallons of coleman fuel and a couple gallons of denatured alcohol. (heat sources)
I'm not sure why but when them cans of coleman fuel went by all of a sudden I'm being asked for a state ID. WTF?!?!?!?
I think I know why but I didn't want to say what coleman fuel gets used for besides my lantern, stove, and heater.
Questioned the nice lady with make-up caked on thick if she knew. She said "machine told me to".
Of course I had to ask her if that device were to tell you to jump off the roof of the building would she do it.
Was tempted to make my phone jingle and then announce "you're not going to believe what my phone just told me to do about this". lol
Still think it's fucked up that I had to show ID over some lantern fuel.
Then the brown pen comes out. You know because I might be attempting to purchase my "illicit" fuels with counterfeit currency.
