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Lt. Dan Taylor...

Postby Rick » Thu Sep 21, 2017 3:47 am

AB, if you're not he on DHC, someone is stealing your shtick.
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Postby DComeaux » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:48 am

HA!
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Postby aunt betty » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:36 am

I'm so banned from that site that I can't even look.
WTF is/are
I/he/she/it doing?


I lurked there for a couple years sending pm's under the name duckinatorizer.
Then one day I could not even look. Musta pissed off the indaguy or sumthin.

Ban #1: PHUCK the queen
#2: kid dressed as batman exits theater and scares the camera crew. (it was funny admit it)
#3: I forget. Probably the grand "coming unglued".
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Re: Lt. Dan Taylor...

Postby aunt betty » Thu Sep 21, 2017 9:52 am

Duck Engr wrote:I just got a really good kick out of that AB.

There are a couple of sites I frequent where I've been tempted to ask "Aunt Betty is that you?"


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If it were me I'd pm and say yeah.
It was no secret that I was duckinatorizer. I posted twice and they didn't catch it.
There is a small group of close friends trying to get me to use the fuge.
Probably supposed to just be here where I can be me without catching hell.
Sorry to anyone who don't like my style...I get it. I'm a dick. :beer:
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Postby aunt betty » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:07 am

Isn't it Don Taylor? Seems like that name is familiar.
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Re: Lt. Dan Taylor...

Postby Rick » Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:27 pm

Was a Don Taylor, but this ain't he and why "Taylor" I couldn't say. "Lt. Dan Taylor" from "Greenbow, AL".
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Postby aunt betty » Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:18 pm

Figured out what was wrong with my boat motor. Nuthin. The lake is even lower than last time. No wonder I was hittin shit where shit should not be. It's 3.5 feet low.
The floating dock...is sitting on the ground.
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Re: Lt. Dan Taylor...

Postby aunt betty » Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:41 am

The DHC guys probably KNOW that if I wanted to I could simply hook up another one of the many PC's the company owns, install a proxy, and whallah I got a new IP and they're wondering who the heck is this new guy who posts and writes in AB style.
:clap:

Have not done this and have no desire to. They'd figure it out in two days.
Lt Dan...lol

Would like to see some of his posts to see why ppl think he's me.
Sorta glad this all happened. Needed it. Was bummed about real world stuff. Got a lot going on this year. Too much for one guy to handle.

For instance the farm house needs a roof. Haven't done a roof in close to 20 yrs and can't find my roofing nail gun. It's always something. I found a whole box of nail coils. There is hope!
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Postby aunt betty » Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:21 am

Hurray! Found the nailers.
Now I gotta find a helper who'll do piece-work.

All I can think of is asmythe.
@asmythe
You want to make some quick cash stocking a roof and feeding me shingles?
It's a 12-square job but I think I'd like to tackle it 6 at a time.
Too old to be doing this shit alone.

Who the fuck decides to do a roof 5 days before duck season starts? My mom. Been bugging her all summer to let me do it.
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Postby DComeaux » Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:44 am

aunt betty wrote:Hurray! Found the nailers.
Now I gotta find a helper who'll do piece-work.

All I can think of is asmythe.
@asmythe
You want to make some quick cash stocking a roof and feeding me shingles?
It's a 12-square job but I think I'd like to tackle it 6 at a time.
Too old to be doing this shit alone.

Who the fuck decides to do a roof 5 days before duck season starts? My mom. Been bugging her all summer to let me do it.



If I were closer to ya I'd be glad to give you a hand. This is, as long as my shoulders would let me.

In red above, that is a serious question.
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Postby aunt betty » Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:55 am

Aw shucks. Thanks man.
Getting the roof stocked is gonna be a pita.
It's a big ole house with an addition that's freaking 1200 sq ft.
I'm just doing the low roof. The high one is sorta steep and way the fuck up there.

Here's some pics. That house is YUGE and has been abandoned for close to 20 yrs.
I want it saved badly. First the roof, then the furnace, then the plumbing. It's a wreck. The inside pics will make you puke.

That's a before picture. I tore down all the vines. The roof I'm talking about is on the other side. One story and is a walker. Probably 4/12 pitch. Maybe 5/12. The part in the picture is old. Built around 100 yrs ago. You can tell by how they "hacked" the plumbing in. By the back door is where the ice box used to be. Very cool old house. The addition with the leaky roof was built in the 50's. Once i get it cleaned up I'll post pics of the sun porch that has a bar-b-q built in where it vents thru the fireplace chimney. It's never been used. I want to cook on that sucker BAD.

The neighbors for blocks around have been coming up and suggesting it needs landmark status because well...the farm connected to that house was a whole section and is part of the city now. It's surrounded by city. The other house that goes with it is about a block away. Yeah...the farm had TWO freaking huge houses. The other one is nicer.
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The old oak tree. That crack in the bark is a signal that it's dying.
The brite side is the wood from that tree could heat my house for 4 or 5 winters. The picture is weak. That tree would take four of us to reach around it by joining hands. Maybe 5. It's possibly the largest living oak tree in this state.
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Postby aunt betty » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:50 am

Here's the addition. It has a sun-porch with indoor bbq, huge living room with giant fireplace and a library.
Slick as heck.
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Postby aunt betty » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:53 am

Now for the eye candy.
The BBQ
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Not sure but I THINK that's an oven. See why I can't wait to play with it? Lived in the house for years and we never used it. Parents were too big a pussies.
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Don't that look fun?
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Re: Lt. Dan Taylor...

Postby aunt betty » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:13 am

Duck Engr wrote:I just got a really good kick out of that AB.

There are a couple of sites I frequent where I've been tempted to ask "Aunt Betty is that you?"


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Don't do it. Adam got a spanking for asking something like that. All he asked was "what happened to all the familiar faces?" and wham.

Am like the Voldemort of DHC. The name that shall not be spoken. Ha!

Now would be a good time to thank Olly for tolerating my presence. THANKS OLLY!
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Re: Lt. Dan Taylor...

Postby Deltaman » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:16 am

Beautiful home AB! Is it too far away for you to move? Would surely get you far enough away from your ghetto neighbors.
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Re: Lt. Dan Taylor...

Postby aunt betty » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:28 am

Deltaman wrote:Beautiful home AB! Is it too far away for you to move? Would surely get you far enough away from your ghetto neighbors.
I live about a half-mile away in another of "the family homes".
As they say in AA..."I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be". (Yeah, I went to some meetings)
I could move into the big one but the utilities are extreme. Think $600/month.

I'd like to move in, make it into a bed and breakfast. With the university here...football games, basketball, etc there is a demand for extra rooms. Never enough hotels. Plus I want to make it like this:
http://www.urbangardens.us/

There is money in having a greenhouse and growing sprouts and stuff like that.
The shed...is HUGE and could support a quail farm. Quail eggs are 50 cents a piece.
Organic....this city is full of them ppl who'll pay premium for stuff with bugs on it. (proves it's organic)

Have been bummed about being hopeless about how to get from A to B. Talked to some ppl and there is hope.
PPL will support something good and true.
Them honey bees...lit a fire inside me and I really want to pioneer urban farming but it's already been done.
It's just too good to let it rot.

Oh...that house is in the ghetto as well. Just on the edge tho.
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Postby aunt betty » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:39 am

It has been painful to watch helplessly as that old house fell into disrepair after being abandoned in 1997. (yeah...crazy)
One of the parents has horder disorder and it's chronic. That house is stuffed full of treasures. It's like a time-capsule.
As a general contractor I see gold in there. Maybe I'm trippin' 50:50.
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