This sounds like the start of a bad joke

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This sounds like the start of a bad joke

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:08 pm

Paraplegic man drags himself nearly 4 in the dessert over 3 days.
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Re: This sounds like the start of a bad joke

Postby assateague » Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:32 am

Two people passed by. Gilmore tried flagging them down but they only honked and kept going.



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Re: This sounds like the start of a bad joke

Postby Olly » Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:43 am

Gonna be a Levi Jeans commercial soon.
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Re: This sounds like the start of a bad joke

Postby Redbeard » Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:01 pm

That's will to survive
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Re: This sounds like the start of a bad joke

Postby hotrodtoad » Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:29 pm

Guess he shoulda given up some gas, grass or a$$.
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Re: This sounds like the start of a bad joke

Postby assateague » Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: This sounds like the start of a bad joke

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:25 pm

Olly wrote:Gonna be a Levi Jeans commercial soon.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: This sounds like the start of a bad joke

Postby Goldfish » Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:37 pm

What I find ironic is that tripod posted the story about a guy who has no use of his legs
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Re: This sounds like the start of a bad joke

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:30 pm

Goldfish wrote:What I find ironic is that tripod posted the story about a guy who has no use of his legs

Winner winner, chicken dinner. :beer:
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