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[Anotherone]

Honey jalapeño sounds interesting.
In other news: I’m going make a grand finale duck hunt(last day). Wish me luck.

[5 stand]

Good luck...

[Ricky Spanish]

Honey jalapeño sounds interesting.
In other news: I’m going make a grand finale duck hunt(last day). Wish me luck.

Good luck.
The wings were not at all what I expected.
Better. The flavors from the hot sauce and Cajun power were there only not much heat.
Best ever...the flavor had layers. Enjoyed it very much.
Ordering stuff from Rendleman Orchards is easy enough. It's a 3 hour drive one way from here

[Ricky Spanish]

How in the hell did manwich outlast Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben?
Might want to buy a can of this and save the label for the man-cave.

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[Ricky Spanish]

Are we going to get told to use this so we can save the planet from solar climate change ?

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Ever find an old shotgun shell where it'd decomposed to the point where all that was left was the plastic?
If you examine that plastic it is brittle and it breaks into bits. It never really goes away.
Boo hoo.

Ok Compost certificate?
I bet they'd refuse to certify garden compost as compost.

[Anotherone]

I bet it misses ducks just as well as xperts.

[Ricky Spanish]

I bet it misses ducks just as well as xperts.

Here is the cure you seek.
A true duck Jedi has broken about 20 of these.
Bent barrels and ...
Sigh...
Excuses.

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A true friend will learn how this thing works.

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The only excuse that hasn't been used is "bad bottom surgery".

[Ricky Spanish]

It's the season of the ruler.
See who can tell the biggest lie about how many...

I think I killed just 8 mallards this year.
Zero teal.
Zero mergs.
Zero geese.
Whole lot of zeros and about 18 wood ducks I HAVE to lie about how many ....lol
18 is two possession limits. We eat them fast so back off green jeans.
See how this works?
If you're gonna lie lie big those guys with badges ain't watching here...lol
So how long is it?


If everyone's rulers are coming up short this year is good.
I suspect the pressure starts decreasing from here on if we can quit bragging about how great it is.
I've heard many guys whining about how they used to kill hundreds in a season. It was that good ten years ago.
In ten years it can completely turn around too.


Finding Randy Hutton in the Hutton hole was kind of special. In 13 years of it I've only ran into people that built blinds in the hole where their blind was 3 times.
I'll see him again this fall.

[Anotherone]

I killed a hoodie and a woodie this season, it’s getting worse every season. Next season I’m hoping to limit out on corn fed mallard drakes every outing. A guy can dream.

[Ricky Spanish]

Them damn science people online are wacky flat earthers.
For a few years now there's been rumors of the earth's core stopping and changing directions.
They say it does it every 70 years.
Uhhhh...yeah sure.
Then why is my compass still pointing north?
Does anybody fact check these dumbass scientists?
I do .

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[Ricky Spanish]

I killed a hoodie and a woodie this season, it’s getting worse every season. Next season I’m hoping to limit out on corn fed mallard drakes every outing. A guy can dream.

Oh yeah and you made your dad eat the hoodie.


Actually a rice fed mallard is what you want.
They are fat. After I brought home a few mallards from down south my wife said out loud that the Arkansas ducks are way better eating than the ones up here
I've shot ducks stuffed with corn and they're stressed out.
It ain't good for them to hide all season playing the song from frozen over and over but that's exactly what they do

[Anotherone]

Lol! I didn’t make him eat it, he chose to eat that nasty sumbitch!

[Ricky Spanish]

Marinated this ribeye for 48 hours in ..

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Cajun Power!

That stuff is good.
Lots of good flavor in it.


Uh oh...is that you James?

Mississippi Queen of Toronto.

[Ricky Spanish]

I draw the line at around 13. There are honkers out there and it's open all day but I've had enough of it.
Brrr

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[Ricky Spanish]

It's possible I could lose most of my honeybees.
I just hope some survive.
I've lost all but 12 or 13 colonies (hives) a couple times.
Plan? Go with the flow.
This year I may cheat and buy about 15 or 20 queen's in mid-April or late- April. They're about $50/each.
Can split the survivors and build new colonies very easy that way. It's not that hard to recover without buying queen's. I have all the equipment to make my own new queen's here. Buying them accelerates the process of recovery tho. Have quite a market developed. We sold 15 gallons in January so buying more queen's is painless.
Hives die every year and its very hard to predict which ones live. Random

[Ricky Spanish]

Didn't get me no crawdads.
YET.

That looks good

[Ricky Spanish]

Today were supposed to reflect on the price of eggs and TP.
Ever go to the store with 3 friends on Halloween to load up on TP and eggs? It'd be expensive now no wonder kids don't do the pranks like we used to do.
Happy Halloween?
Sigh we're 9 months off.
9 months til duck season.

[Anotherone]

Happy World Hijab Day:

[Ricky Spanish]

After the gauge hits 4 forget all about wading.
A pair of these coated in wax is what several guys I know do once wading isn't possible.
It keeps you from sitting on a wet seat and getting a,wet ass. I might try it.

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[Anotherone]

4 degrees is too damn cold, our semi-autos will freeze shut. UNLESS you’re shooting a mossy 935, or at least that’s the line of shit I read once on the all-knowing fuge forum.

[Ricky Spanish]

4 degrees is too damn cold, our semi-autos will freeze shut. UNLESS you’re shooting a mossy 935, or at least that’s the line of shit I read once on the all-knowing fuge forum.

The hardest words for a waterfowler to say..."I don't know".

[Anotherone]

Because they have the right answer always.

[Ricky Spanish]

Found this nugget ...
Wife bought me season 13 of death valley days.
Here's Reagan representing a young boy who sued the town leader for killing his dog.
The speech Ronnie gave about the loyalty of a dog had the jury in tears.

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Give your dogs a hug.
They'll lay on the cold ground just to be close and protect you. They argued about calling a dog a "friend" in court .

[plainsman]

babble, babble

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[Ricky Spanish]

There actually is a procedure to remove undesirable content and members.
It is not accomplished by going on a personal vendetta publicly but if I thought it'd work I'd do it.
This site is intended to be fun.
A few stinkers can ruin it.
Let's quit the bs eh Canaduh?

[Anotherone]

Check out the goods in that screenshot.

[Ricky Spanish]

Check out the goods in that screenshot.

Incredible. (Lacks credibilty)
Fantastic. ( fantasy-like)

[Anotherone]

It’s like disco lemonade.

[Jimmy]

A few stinkers can ruin it.

I know you hate reality but how many sites have you been booted from for being a "stinker"?

I don't think sifting past and through endless, mindless, babble and lies is "fun".

Not here to feed or enable your fantasy's.

[Anotherone]

So you’re here for traffic purposes?