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Might be a mosquito swarm? That’s all we need.

Anotherone wrote:Might be a mosquito swarm? That’s all we need.

Suddenly I'm getting attacked by the blood-sucking bees.

My phone broke so you all won't be getting punished with silly videos of chickens n chit for a few days.
had to actually remember some passwords to use my email to track that new mower.

IT'S HUMMINGBIRDS MAN!
duh

Ricky Spanish wrote:

Anotherone wrote:Business is picking up.

OK...I listen to a ton of idiotic chatter about ducks.
ONE of the things hunters say is that the migration has moved eastward.
If these migratory birds are using the Mississippi Flyway they're off track a bit.
Perhaps this is evidence of what they say about an eastward shift.?

Them honkers are headed right to you, get ready.

Most of the imagery we've seen of planet earth is artwork. These charts are totally legit however.
I've been under the yellow before and all I could tell was there were more pintails in the sky than last week.
Who draws these things?

Ricky Spanish wrote:Most of the imagery we've seen of planet earth is artwork. These charts are totally legit however.
I've been under the yellow before and all I could tell was there were more pintails in the sky than last week.
Who draws these things?

Probably the people selling duck stamps? Gotta get us fired up to sell more.

Anotherone wrote:

Ricky Spanish wrote:Most of the imagery we've seen of planet earth is artwork. These charts are totally legit however.
I've been under the yellow before and all I could tell was there were more pintails in the sky than last week.
Who draws these things?

Probably the people selling duck stamps? Gotta get us fired up to sell more.

Ah yes...
Globalist narrative promoting a scheme to sell more stamps. They simply print them it's like money.

Do I seem synical?
lol
Nothing has gone right since them dumb mowers went awol. The bright side is Logan is coming to spend the night. It's Friday.
It's going to rain all weekend. Nice.
I'm thinking schrimp might help get the sour mood gone.

Shrimp always brighten the day. Sounds like a good plan, I may cook something today too.

Anotherone wrote:Shrimp always brighten the day. Sounds like a good plan, I may cook something today too.

Just blowing time waiting so I looked up how my "spacing rule" works. Somehow I ended up with a wooden masons ruler in my tool.pouch.
Wonder how it works.
Like I'll ever lay a brick.
Concrete block maybe. I've done that before it's fun.

Looks like we need to hunt Texas.

Anotherone wrote:Looks like we need to hunt Texas.

In a week...

Put a hitch on the ZTR. I use it like a trailer dolly.
If its wet give up on pushing it into the shed. Out maybe.

Illinois is on fire.

Anotherone wrote:Illinois is on fire.

Can't see why. We just had thunderstorms.
Usually that drives birds away.

May be honeymoon bugs?

Anotherone wrote:May be honeymoon bugs?

If I had to guess I'd say it's doves and ivory- billed woodpeckers

Over 100 million birds on the move now. It’s on like neck bones.

Anotherone wrote:Over 100 million birds on the move now. It’s on like neck bones.

Do not worry I will stop them with corn.

Louisiana bound!

Saturday and Sunday was thunderstorms it's still not at all september-like. Storms drive the birds away.

Floodgates have opened. Here they come.

Anotherone wrote:Floodgates have opened. Here they come.

Funny how the radar ends at the border.
Radar doesn't exist there.

Anotherone wrote:Floodgates have opened. Here they come.

Now I KNOW this composite map thing is BS.
West Tennesee is covered up in ducks
Yeah...sure..

I know it’s bullshit but kinda encouraging.

Anotherone wrote:I know it’s bullshit but kinda encouraging.

It won't be long and I'll head south.
It shall be glorious once I cross the bridge at Cairo.

Are you going to Arkansas in November or waiting until late season?

Anotherone wrote:Are you going to Arkansas in November or waiting until late season?

I think my friends would worry if I'm not camping in line for the opener. Its a toss-up.
If u wanted to party ....Rainy Brake has a big one the night before the opener.
Fuck it I'll go to 7 mile they party too.
Been wondee8ng what I'm gonna do. Lost Chad and Henry's #s with the phone and the new one loaded contacts from ten years ago.
I know...I'll just show up at Chad's.
It's what I do.
They'll be talking about me and poof i just show up.
Happens all the time.

It’s getting hotter everyday now. Straps of teal for those hunting Saturday. Good luck to all going.

It's the right weather and it looks right and smells right but...thar dumbass weatherman scheduled rain for the teal opener. Soo not excited.
Thats as close as I'll get to a teal this season.

I’m on call until Monday 7am, so it’s a no-go for me opening weekend. I plan to attack with vengeance and furious anger next weekend. We’ll see.

Anotherone wrote:I’m on call until Monday 7am, so it’s a no-go for me opening weekend. I plan to attack with vengeance and furious anger next weekend. We’ll see.

Saturday looks possible but it's not teal season.
Usually I pay put the A with pain for the goose n teal season. The bending and picking up decoys hurts.
This year I got way behind on yardwork and bees.
I'm paying early by bending over and picking up all the saplings I've cut.
By the actual duck season I'll be in shape.
All the summer couch time yuh know...

Sure about Saturday not being teal season? Says it is right here.....