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What's your gripe?

Postby Olly » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:13 pm

Decided to start a gripe thread.

Why the hell do I have advertising banners all over my cable box menu when I'm paying $90 a month for cable and internet?
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Bad17 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:16 pm

Why can't people remember to clean their furnaces before they light them and then after they light them they smell smoke and call 911.
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:56 pm

Olly wrote:Decided to start a gripe thread.

Why the hell do I have advertising banners all over my cable box menu when I'm paying $90 a month for cable and internet?

Why the hell am I paying $140 for cable and internet when you are getting it for $90?
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:58 pm

Bad17 wrote:Why can't people remember to clean their furnaces before they light them and then after they light them they smell smoke and call 911.

I got this one.

They call you because if I show up they get a bill for 100 bucks. They can get 4 or 5 of you guys along with lights and whistles for free.
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby assateague » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:41 pm

WHY THE HELL CAN'T I HUNT ON SUNDAY???
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby obxbufflehead » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:45 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:46 pm

Why can I only shoot 2 pintail but we are allowed 7 mallards!!!! :evil:
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:48 pm

Oh and why do I have too work and not go shoot ducks tomorrow. "This wedding is horse sh!t"
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Bad17 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:50 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Bad17 wrote:Why can't people remember to clean their furnaces before they light them and then after they light them they smell smoke and call 911.

I got this one.

They call you because if I show up they get a bill for 100 bucks. They can get 4 or 5 of you guys along with lights and whistles for free.


Very well put 3leg. Very well put.
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby dog walker » Fri Oct 26, 2012 11:37 pm

People who don't know how to launch or pick up a boat. I can over look a forgotten strap or bow hook once in a while but damn man learn get your gear in the boat and ready before you back up and block the launch.
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Flightstopper » Fri Oct 26, 2012 11:59 pm

Bad17 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Bad17 wrote:Why can't people remember to clean their furnaces before they light them and then after they light them they smell smoke and call 911.

I got this one.

They call you because if I show up they get a bill for 100 bucks. They can get 4 or 5 of you guys along with lights and whistles for free.


Very well put 3leg. Very well put.


:lol: :lol: That's pretty well spot on
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby i shoot spoonies » Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:04 am

why has BLKs wifes asian friend, not offered herself to my wife and i for an asianwich
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Redbeard » Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:07 am

Why can't I find any damned thing to gripe about?
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Eric Haynes » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:23 am

Redbeard wrote:Why can't I find any damned thing to gripe about?

Why is Red's life so damn perfect?
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby assateague » Sat Oct 27, 2012 7:29 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Bad17 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:03 am

Eric Haynes wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Why can't I find any damned thing to gripe about?

Why is Red's life so damn perfect?


Cause he gets to arrest anybody that causes him grief. Lol
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Fowlplay » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:05 pm

why does my dog piss me off so bad?
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Olly » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:09 pm

b.hud wrote:why does my dog piss me off so bad?


He's smarter than you.

What does the weekend have to be so short?
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Redbeard » Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:33 pm

Why does my fe-mailman have to be a hot sista?
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby blackrhino » Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:02 pm

Why did the Gators step on thier dicks like 25 times yesterday?
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:09 pm

Redbeard wrote:Why does my fe-mailman have to be a hot sista?

Just dont be a stalker like AB and take her picture.
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Redbeard » Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:25 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Why does my fe-mailman have to be a hot sista?

Just dont be a stalker like AB and take her picture.

who's AB? And if I was even available, I'd like to think I was smoother than that
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Fowlplay » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:14 pm

Olly wrote:
b.hud wrote:why does my dog piss me off so bad?


He's smarter than you.

What does the weekend have to be so short?

thats what i was afraid of.
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:26 pm

Why can't we have a politician season?
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby i shoot spoonies » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:38 am

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Why can't we have a politician season?

cause it wouldnt be considered "fair chase" atleast here in CA
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:55 am

blackrhino wrote:Why did the Gators step on thier dicks like 25 times yesterday?

They weren't stepping on their dicks.... Jarvis Jones and Alec Olgetree were stepping on their dicks!


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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Goldfish » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:52 am

Why did I have to say I'd work on the weekend that many guys up here were totting as their best weekend of the year.
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Mornin Beef » Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:34 pm

Went into an Arby's a week ago and got pissed on my way out thinking about three things jointly. The first was something I noticed while in line to order. A large cork board sparsely filled with handmade and Hallmark thank you cards. Who in their right mind would go out of their way to thank an Arby's? The second was somebody definitely urinated in the Arby's sauce. Ate all my fries with horsey sauce :evil: The third was this creepy gother with no Arby's food in front of him surfing with his laptop. This was obviously his starbucks-esque wifi hang out. Basically pissed Arby's let him stare at me while I ate. There I'm done. Bunch of Arbitraitors in my book.
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby huntall6 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:30 pm

Why do the birds come in when I am in the middle of a piss??

That happened to me yesterday and I only got to shoot one bird after they cleaned up:(
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Re: What's your gripe?

Postby Bad17 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:47 pm

huntall6 wrote:Why do the birds come in when I am in the middle of a piss??

That happened to me yesterday and I only got to shoot one bird after they cleaned up:(


I have this same issue. All my buddies each bring me a thermos of coffee.
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