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For those of you who need some coaching while shooting at ducks, I am offering up my services. All you need to do is invite me on a hunt. Once I shoot my limit the coaching will begin. Here’s an example:

PorkChop wrote:For those of you who need some coaching while shooting at ducks, I am offering up my services. All you need to do is invite me on a hunt. Once I shoot my limit the coaching will begin. Here’s an example:

Yeah that seems like a great plan until you run into harpie and the gang. He will offer to "pitch" or tune your call, ruin it,and then throw it into the Bayou lanyard and all.

Sure. Just haul your boat to Arkansas and buy an expensive ooser license and then the ducks will totally kick your ass. It's a humbling game.

Think you can handle it? Nobody can..they beat me down.
One day you're all "I got this" then a week of DNS hunts happens.

Can you teach me how to tie a bowline knot?

That's harpy and "he" knows waterfowl.

Here is something you could show me how to do.

You got a 13mm wrench?

Ricky Spanish wrote:Here is something you could show me how to do.

You got a 13mm wrench?

I barely know how to put gas in the vehicle let alone do any mechanical stuff.

Would you mind whispering that it's OK after I shoot five minutes early?

Ricky Spanish wrote:Would you mind whispering that it's OK after I shoot five minutes early?

If you can see birds five minutes out from being in range I will hold you tight and whisper in your ear that it will be OK and then I will drop you off at the mental health clinic.

PorkChop wrote:

Ricky Spanish wrote:Would you mind whispering that it's OK after I shoot five minutes early?

If you can see birds five minutes out from being in range I will hold you tight and whisper in your ear that it will be OK and then I will drop you off at the mental health clinic.

Sigh. It's super easy to call mallards before lst. Way too easy.
If only it were 1902 you could show me how to kill them in the moonlight. That'd be most excellent.

There's a book about it I've heard.

Ricky Spanish wrote:

PorkChop wrote:

Ricky Spanish wrote:Would you mind whispering that it's OK after I shoot five minutes early?

If you can see birds five minutes out from being in range I will hold you tight and whisper in your ear that it will be OK and then I will drop you off at the mental health clinic.

Sigh. It's super easy to call mallards before lst. Way too easy.
If only it were 1902 you could show me how to kill them in the moonlight. That'd be most excellent.

There's a book about it I've heard.

Sorry I misread your post you meant five minutes before legal shooting time. I thought you meant five minutes before arrival. I guess I’ve been exposed to too much H2S today