Meijer pastry treats

[Ricky Spanish]

They're good like pop tarts used to be when we were kids. Makes a great blind snack.
Warm it on the heater.
Not that bad.

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[Anotherone]

The 3 best flavors all in one box too.

[Ricky Spanish]

The 3 best flavors all in one box too.

Damn straight.
You can't just throw em in the blind bag all random or they crumble. Need a little hard case that's the right size.
Hard to believe it but the generic brand is way better.

They don't drip but close.
Old school pop tarts were a little drippy and would burn the hell out of your mouth if you weren't careful.
The new ones are dry and have been for about 40 years.
Obviously a lawyer redesigned a safer product that kind of sucks.

We had this kid in grade school.
Eugene...
He'd get pop tarts and a hostess fruit pie in his lunch.
He'd have his entire head covered in it and have to get scrubbed by the lunch lady.
Crazy but every day the same thing. Pie head Eugene