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...I need you to babysit I Shoot Spoonie's kid this up coming weekend so he can make the trip over to hunt over the Emperor. I'll send a 12 pack of Humboldt's finest home with the boys for ya

I didn't know weed came in an12 pack.

obxbufflehead wrote:I didn't know weed came in an12 pack.

Beer from humbolt is harder to get then weed in this state.

Oh is beer illegal in humbolt and weed is legal. Interesting.

Humboldt has a lot of great local breweries and pot is basically legal here in CA and is everywhere. This is a picture in a sub-division I worked in last year, there are six plants in the pic. Everything around here was recently harvested, but a few weeks ago you could drive around town and see or smell multiple "gardens".

Two houses north of mine they have 4 in their back yard the plants a 6 feet over the 6 foot fence.

Bootlipkiller wrote:Two houses north of mine they have 4 in their back yard the plants a 6 feet over the 6 foot fence.

Sounds like it is time to put the "coma" in their glaucoma medicine.

Tiler_J wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:Two houses north of mine they have 4 in their back yard the plants a 6 feet over the 6 foot fence.

Sounds like it is time to put the "coma" in their glaucoma medicine.

Next year in the spring a water balloon full of diesel may find its way over their fence.

Bootlipkiller wrote:

Tiler_J wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:Two houses north of mine they have 4 in their back yard the plants a 6 feet over the 6 foot fence.

Sounds like it is time to put the "coma" in their glaucoma medicine.

Next year in the spring a water balloon full of diesel may find its way over their fence.

That is a great idea!

Redbeard wrote:...I need you to babysit I Shoot Spoonie's kid this up coming weekend so he can make the trip over to hunt over the Emperor. I'll send a 12 pack of Humboldt's finest home with the boys for ya

douche box cant even take care of himself, let alone an infant child. id probably come back to him yelling "WHOA BRAH" and attempting to hump everything 17 and under

ISS has a glimmer of hope he may get his balls back from his wife at least for the weekend.

Bootlipkiller wrote:ISS has a glimmer of hope he may get his balls back from his wife at least for the weekend.

good news

Bootlipkiller wrote:ISS has a glimmer of hope he may get his balls back from his wife at least for the weekend.

He won't get them, but will get a little note in place of them saying "You'll pay for this one"

Goldfish wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:ISS has a glimmer of hope he may get his balls back from his wife at least for the weekend.

He won't get them, but will get a little note in place of them saying "You'll pay for this one"

Yea this is probably more likely.

Buncha pansy asses round here. Checked the weather an hour ago. Called the wife and said the wind's supposed to be howling tomorrow. Told her I'm hunting it.

Redbeard wrote:Buncha pansy asses round here. Checked the weather an hour ago. Called the wife and said the wind's supposed to be howling tomorrow. Told her I'm hunting it.

Their are many things I compromise on with the wife, but hunting and fishing is not one of them. I call that a deal breaker.

Bootlipkiller wrote:

Redbeard wrote:Buncha pansy asses round here. Checked the weather an hour ago. Called the wife and said the wind's supposed to be howling tomorrow. Told her I'm hunting it.

Their are many things I compromise on with the wife, but hunting and fishing is not one of them. I call that a deal breaker.

then I see us getting along very well...so long as you don't try and get frisky in the blind

So he shouldn't have bought that 2 man layout blind then?

Redbeard wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:

Redbeard wrote:Buncha pansy asses round here. Checked the weather an hour ago. Called the wife and said the wind's supposed to be howling tomorrow. Told her I'm hunting it.

Their are many things I compromise on with the wife, but hunting and fishing is not one of them. I call that a deal breaker.

then I see us getting along very well...so long as you don't try and get frisky in the blind

You don't have to worry about me but ISS on the other hand you may want to watch out for. I don't think he's gotten any from his wife since his giant baby boy was born. I thing that kid was like 12 pounds. Ouch!!!

Goldfish wrote:So he shouldn't have bought that 2 man layout blind then?

That thing was gayer then a bag of dicks.

Bootlipkiller wrote:

Goldfish wrote:So he shouldn't have bought that 2 man layout blind then?

That thing was gayer then a bag of dicks.

Stop flagging, I'm going to shoot!

Bootlipkiller wrote:

Redbeard wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:

Redbeard wrote:Buncha pansy asses round here. Checked the weather an hour ago. Called the wife and said the wind's supposed to be howling tomorrow. Told her I'm hunting it.

Their are many things I compromise on with the wife, but hunting and fishing is not one of them. I call that a deal breaker.

then I see us getting along very well...so long as you don't try and get frisky in the blind

You don't have to worry about me but ISS on the other hand you may want to watch out for. I don't think he's gotten any from his wife since his giant baby boy was born. I thing that kid was like 12 pounds. Ouch!!!

I know of a special bar we can drop him off at in Arcata

id have to agree on the compromise on the hunting/fishing being a deal breaker, but it gets a bit dicey when you toss an 8mo old giant toddler lookin baby into the mix. BLK wil lsoon understand this, once his wife has my child. my wife understands how our circle jerk works tho, and has been quite accepting of my absences. but i also try to be home as much as possible, i actually enjoy my family... for the time being. and not to worry red, my wife has just imformed me that her hormonal imbalance is starting to level out finally, after 8mos of locking myself into the restroom, huddled in the tub, clutching my knees, steadily rocking myself to sleep. so i can get back to getting laid on a bi-weekly basis, as long as she says its ok. as for the bar in arcata, its fucking on

i shoot spoonies wrote:id have to agree on the compromise on the hunting/fishing being a deal breaker, but it gets a bit dicey when you toss an 8mo old giant toddler lookin baby into the mix. BLK wil lsoon understand this, once his wife has my child. my wife understands how our circle jerk works tho, and has been quite accepting of my absences. but i also try to be home as much as possible, i actually enjoy my family... for the time being. and not to worry red, my wife has just imformed me that her hormonal imbalance is starting to level out finally, after 8mos of locking myself into the restroom, huddled in the tub, clutching my knees, steadily rocking myself to sleep. so i can get back to getting laid on a bi-weekly basis, as long as she says its ok. as for the bar in arcata, its Farking on

so you in or what?


Oh and that bar was a gay bar

Goldfish wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:

Goldfish wrote:So he shouldn't have bought that 2 man layout blind then?

That thing was gayer then a bag of dicks.

Stop flagging, I'm going to shoot!

wow

i shoot spoonies wrote:id have to agree on the compromise on the hunting/fishing being a deal breaker, but it gets a bit dicey when you toss an 8mo old giant toddler lookin baby into the mix. BLK wil lsoon understand this, once his wife has my child. my wife understands how our circle jerk works tho, and has been quite accepting of my absences. but i also try to be home as much as possible, i actually enjoy my family... for the time being. and not to worry red, my wife has just imformed me that her hormonal imbalance is starting to level out finally, after 8mos of locking myself into the restroom, huddled in the tub, clutching my knees, steadily rocking myself to sleep. so i can get back to getting laid on a bi-weekly basis, as long as she says its ok. as for the bar in arcata, its Farking on

And this is why I don't have children.

Bootlipkiller wrote:

i shoot spoonies wrote:id have to agree on the compromise on the hunting/fishing being a deal breaker, but it gets a bit dicey when you toss an 8mo old giant toddler lookin baby into the mix. BLK wil lsoon understand this, once his wife has my child. my wife understands how our circle jerk works tho, and has been quite accepting of my absences. but i also try to be home as much as possible, i actually enjoy my family... for the time being. and not to worry red, my wife has just imformed me that her hormonal imbalance is starting to level out finally, after 8mos of locking myself into the restroom, huddled in the tub, clutching my knees, steadily rocking myself to sleep. so i can get back to getting laid on a bi-weekly basis, as long as she says its ok. as for the bar in arcata, its Farking on

And this is why I don't have children.

oh by the way, im off work already.

i shoot spoonies wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:

i shoot spoonies wrote:id have to agree on the compromise on the hunting/fishing being a deal breaker, but it gets a bit dicey when you toss an 8mo old giant toddler lookin baby into the mix. BLK wil lsoon understand this, once his wife has my child. my wife understands how our circle jerk works tho, and has been quite accepting of my absences. but i also try to be home as much as possible, i actually enjoy my family... for the time being. and not to worry red, my wife has just imformed me that her hormonal imbalance is starting to level out finally, after 8mos of locking myself into the restroom, huddled in the tub, clutching my knees, steadily rocking myself to sleep. so i can get back to getting laid on a bi-weekly basis, as long as she says its ok. as for the bar in arcata, its Farking on

And this is why I don't have children.

oh by the way, im off work already.

Well I'm getting my hunting stuff together as we speak. I checked the field this morning and the mower and bailer were one field north of ours.

Redbeard wrote:

i shoot spoonies wrote:id have to agree on the compromise on the hunting/fishing being a deal breaker, but it gets a bit dicey when you toss an 8mo old giant toddler lookin baby into the mix. BLK wil lsoon understand this, once his wife has my child. my wife understands how our circle jerk works tho, and has been quite accepting of my absences. but i also try to be home as much as possible, i actually enjoy my family... for the time being. and not to worry red, my wife has just imformed me that her hormonal imbalance is starting to level out finally, after 8mos of locking myself into the restroom, huddled in the tub, clutching my knees, steadily rocking myself to sleep. so i can get back to getting laid on a bi-weekly basis, as long as she says its ok. as for the bar in arcata, its Farking on

so you in or what?


Oh and that bar was a gay bar

He answers questions like Helen Keller in a head lock sometimes. I think this means he can go.

Redbeard wrote:

i shoot spoonies wrote:id have to agree on the compromise on the hunting/fishing being a deal breaker, but it gets a bit dicey when you toss an 8mo old giant toddler lookin baby into the mix. BLK wil lsoon understand this, once his wife has my child. my wife understands how our circle jerk works tho, and has been quite accepting of my absences. but i also try to be home as much as possible, i actually enjoy my family... for the time being. and not to worry red, my wife has just imformed me that her hormonal imbalance is starting to level out finally, after 8mos of locking myself into the restroom, huddled in the tub, clutching my knees, steadily rocking myself to sleep. so i can get back to getting laid on a bi-weekly basis, as long as she says its ok. as for the bar in arcata, its Farking on

so you in or what?


Oh and that bar was a gay bar

NICE!!!! I love free drinks.....