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OK, fine here it is...

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Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:22 pm
by Mornin Beef
Been struggling to deal with what happened to me last Saturday. Held off posting it several times but this seriously happened and I am over it personally now enough to post up. Had an awesome scout that led us to an exposed shoal. Got their balls early and woke up super early. Friend wanted to bring his extraordinarily untrained 4 yr old black lab along (the dog's first time out this season). I said sure because it was going to be such a layup hunt I didn't mind accommodating the guaranteed frustration it would cause. We were completely set up with 45 minutes to go and I felt a second terd charging the barricade so I excused myself on this rocky shoal with no TP. Just the maneuver to take care of business made it 2X worse so I just figured I would figure out the TP on site. Being a pro staff wader crapper I planned the drop downwind from the boat and proceeded thinking what was the easiest thing to rip for TP. This dog rushes up and starts eating the poop straight from my butt like a soft service ice cream machine. I started swatting at him and yelling for my buddy to call him which he could not hear due to the wind whistling. My bud finally heard my last screaming pleads and yelled for his dog basically when I was done crapping. I was so flustered I just rubbed all the zebra mussels off a rock and wiped off my ass with that. If, it even needed it. I stand up and look with my headlamp and there was no poop on the ground. Even the hunt was something else. Didn't limit out, but easily should have if not for the most unreal dog-owner antics I have ever seen.
Re: OK, fine here it is...

Posted:
Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:37 pm
by Redbeard
Hahaha! Dog tossed your salad huh
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:40 pm
by Mornin Beef
Redbeard wrote:Hahaha! Dog tossed your salad huh
Yup, he sure did. You know that backwards swat had no effect on that dog. I will admit I made a fist to get him away and it didnt work too.
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:53 pm
by Fowlplay
this has me rolling right now. even if this is fake i still got a good chuckle
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:55 pm
by Mornin Beef
b.hud wrote:this has me rolling right now. even if this is fake i still got a good chuckle
This is not fake. This seriously happened last saturday on one of the birdiest days Ive ever seen.
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:56 pm
by broccoli
Wow that is great I was playing the whole thing in my head while I was reading it
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:57 pm
by Fowlplay
Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:this has me rolling right now. even if this is fake i still got a good chuckle
This is not fake. This seriously happened last saturday on one of the birdiest days Ive ever seen.
please let me post this on dhc
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:58 pm
by Mornin Beef
b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:this has me rolling right now. even if this is fake i still got a good chuckle
This is not fake. This seriously happened last saturday on one of the birdiest days Ive ever seen.
please let me post this on dhc
No F'IN way
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:00 pm
by Fowlplay
Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:this has me rolling right now. even if this is fake i still got a good chuckle
This is not fake. This seriously happened last saturday on one of the birdiest days Ive ever seen.
please let me post this on dhc
No F'IN way
haha come on, they need some dkc over there every once in a while, you know spice things up a little
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:02 pm
by Mornin Beef
b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:this has me rolling right now. even if this is fake i still got a good chuckle
This is not fake. This seriously happened last saturday on one of the birdiest days Ive ever seen.
please let me post this on dhc
No F'IN way
haha come on, they need some dkc over there every once in a while, you know spice things up a little
Only if indaswamp posts that cauliflower soup run down over here.
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:09 pm
by Fowlplay
ill post it for him

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Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:12 pm
by Mornin Beef
b.hud wrote:ill post it for him

what evs
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:16 pm
by Fowlplay
Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:ill post it for him

this is so true its not funny
must have missed a joke
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:18 pm
by Mornin Beef
b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:ill post it for him

this is so true its not funny
must have missed a joke
you didnt my bad...what evs.
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:45 pm
by Redbeard
Hahaha! Dog tossed your salad huh
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:51 pm
by Mornin Beef
Redbeard wrote:Hahaha! Dog tossed your salad huh
Yup, it happened. It took me awhile like most hard things in life. But, I came through strong and posted up.
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:53 pm
by obxbufflehead
Redbeard wrote:Hahaha! Dog tossed your salad huh
Damn red that's a double post over an hour apart. That's going to be hard to top even for you.
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Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:19 pm
by 3legged_lab
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Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:52 pm
by Mornin Beef
b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:ill post it for him

this is so true its not funny
must have missed a joke
b.hud, didn't see it at DHC today, make the subject line: "Sweet hunt WTN10 style"
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Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:12 pm
by Fowlplay
Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:ill post it for him

this is so true its not funny
must have missed a joke
b.hud, didn't see it at DHC today, make the subject line: "Sweet hunt WTN10 style"
haha i didnt want to post your story with out your permission

i dont want him after me. he doesnt give up easily. ive seen his work, some pretty funny
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Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:26 pm
by obxbufflehead
b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:ill post it for him

this is so true its not funny
must have missed a joke
b.hud, didn't see it at DHC today, make the subject line: "Sweet hunt WTN10 style"
haha i didnt want to post your story with out your permission

i dont want him after me. he doesnt give up easily. ive seen his work, some pretty funny
His work is great.
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Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:29 pm
by GadwallGetter530
Dude! Really? Black dog one cup action..... gross..... if I was you I would have waited to tell the dog owner till after the hunt. Lol " oh by the way friend your dog ate my ass. You really do have mans best friend."
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Thu Nov 01, 2012 3:22 pm
by Goldfish
I dont' know how you guys are laughing. I'm 'bout gagging over here thinking about that.
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Thu Nov 01, 2012 4:19 pm
by obxbufflehead
Goldfish wrote:I dont' know how you guys are laughing. I'm 'bout gagging over here thinking about that.
You sound like a woman.
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Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:04 pm
by Goldfish
obxbufflehead wrote:Goldfish wrote:I dont' know how you guys are laughing. I'm 'bout gagging over here thinking about that.
You sound like a woman.
I'm sorry, but I don't know what kind of man you are who enjoys the thought of feces going into your mouth.
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Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:33 pm
by obxbufflehead
Goldfish wrote:obxbufflehead wrote:Goldfish wrote:I dont' know how you guys are laughing. I'm 'bout gagging over here thinking about that.
You sound like a woman.
I'm sorry, but I don't know what kind of man you are who enjoys the thought of feces going into your mouth.
If your talking about the dog licking the owner on the face(mouth), I don't let my dog do that because he's constantly licking my other dogs ass for no reason.
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Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:10 pm
by huntfishnv

I wouldn't even know what to think after that.
Why'd you make another profile DKC?
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Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:17 pm
by Bufflehead
huntfishnv wrote:
Why'd you make another profile DKC?
it's not clyde.
he was "buffler" and about five other names on DHC that clyde got blamed for.
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Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:17 pm
by obxbufflehead
Bufflehead wrote:huntfishnv wrote:
Why'd you make another profile DKC?
it's not clyde.
he was "buffler" and about five other names on DHC that clyde got blamed for.
Yup this is true.
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Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:27 pm
by Fowlplay
Bufflehead wrote:huntfishnv wrote:
Why'd you make another profile DKC?
it's not clyde.
he was "buffler" and about five other names on DHC that clyde got blamed for.
you sure?