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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:30 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
RonE wrote:Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.


He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. :lol: fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.
so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:31 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
BrewGUN wrote:Keep in mind we 're not going for golf course green quality, just a nice lawn. If I wanted the golf course look, I'd lay sod!

Grass is grass.

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:32 pm
by assateague
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.




I should be a salesman.

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:40 pm
by Redbeard
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
RonE wrote:Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.


He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. :lol: fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.
so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.
sounds like public speaking to me

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:45 pm
by BrewGUN
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:Keep in mind we 're not going for golf course green quality, just a nice lawn. If I wanted the golf course look, I'd lay sod!

Grass is grass.

A car is a car too right? In that argument a ford festiva is a better car than a 64 1/2 all numbers matching mustang. ;)

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:49 pm
by Flightstopper
3legged_lab wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote: I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Pssst, we already knew.


If you don't use my seed, then fuck you!!

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:50 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:[quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.


He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. :lol: fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.
so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.
sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:51 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
BrewGUN wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:Keep in mind we 're not going for golf course green quality, just a nice lawn. If I wanted the golf course look, I'd lay sod!

Grass is grass.

A car is a car too right? In that argument a ford festiva is a better car than a 64 1/2 all numbers matching mustang. ;)

Nope but grass is grass.
Just cut it taller and less frequently in your yard.

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:53 pm
by Redbeard
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:[quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.


He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. :lol: fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.
so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.
sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:54 pm
by assateague
Image

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:56 pm
by Redbeard
assateague wrote:Image
sold!

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:26 pm
by AKPirate
Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:Image
sold!


See Flint, didn't even require public speaking.

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:27 pm
by assateague
The fucking master.

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:34 pm
by RonE
BrewGUN wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:Keep in mind we 're not going for golf course green quality, just a nice lawn. If I wanted the golf course look, I'd lay sod!

Grass is grass.

A car is a car too right? In that argument a ford festiva is a better car than a 64 1/2 all numbers matching mustang. ;)


The Festiva has a lot more engineering and experience behind it than the Mustang, unless that '64 1/2 has an alternator.

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:37 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.


He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. :lol: fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.
so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.
sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
I guess to the uneducated it could sound like that, however it's not.

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:40 pm
by Redbeard
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:[quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.


He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. :lol: fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.
so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.
sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
I guess to the uneducated it could sound like that, however it's not.[/quote]great job pulling up the conventional google definition of public speaking and reciting it

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:42 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.


He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. :lol: fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.
so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.
sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
I guess to the uneducated it could sound like that, however it's not.[/quote]great job pulling up the conventional google definition of public speaking and reciting it[/quote]
Betty?!??!?

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:43 pm
by 3legged_lab
RonE wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:Keep in mind we 're not going for golf course green quality, just a nice lawn. If I wanted the golf course look, I'd lay sod!

Grass is grass.

A car is a car too right? In that argument a ford festiva is a better car than a 64 1/2 all numbers matching mustang. ;)


The Festiva has a lot more engineering and experience behind it than the Mustang, unless that '64 1/2 has an alternator.

Who cares? Its just another mustang.

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:52 pm
by Redbeard
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:[quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.


He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. :lol: fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.
so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.
sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
I guess to the uneducated it could sound like that, however it's not.[/quote]great job pulling up the conventional google definition of public speaking and reciting it[/quote]
Betty?!??!?[/quote]i concede. Clearly I'm two degrees short of discussing this topic

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:56 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.


He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. :lol: fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.
so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.
sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
I guess to the uneducated it could sound like that, however it's not.[/quote]great job pulling up the conventional google definition of public speaking and reciting it[/quote]
Betty?!??!?[/quote]i concede. Clearly I'm two degrees short of discussing this topic[/quote]
I'm a. Eat my shorts red. I'm dealing. You're a. When you don't.

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:57 pm
by The Duck Hammer
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:[quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.


He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. :lol: fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.
so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.
sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
I guess to the uneducated it could sound like that, however it's not.[/quote]great job pulling up the conventional google definition of public speaking and reciting it[/quote]
Betty?!??!?[/quote]i concede. Clearly I'm two degrees short of discussing this topic[/quote]
I'm a. Eat my shorts red. I'm dealing. You're a. When you don't.[/quote]

What. The fuck. Is happening?

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:02 pm
by Tiler_J
I think one of Flint's degrees is in gibberish. Could we get a translator in here please!

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:10 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
Tiler_J wrote:I think one of Flint's degrees is in gibberish. Could we get a translator in here please!

Yaaaaar!

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:27 pm
by Tiler_J
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:I think one of Flint's degrees is in gibberish. Could we get a translator in here please!

Yaaaaar!

Gibberish and Viking?

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:34 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
Tiler_J wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:I think one of Flint's degrees is in gibberish. Could we get a translator in here please!

Yaaaaar!

Gibberish and Viking?

Pirates and buttholes.

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:47 pm
by Tiler_J
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:I think one of Flint's degrees is in gibberish. Could we get a translator in here please!

Yaaaaar!

Gibberish and Viking?

Pirates and buttholes.

Well those are two expanding fields. Good choice.

Look out Tim!!! He's got your number! Twice!

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:54 pm
by Bootlipkiller
:lol:

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:07 pm
by AKPirate
Get off my lawn!

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:49 pm
by The Duck Hammer
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1404967782.366400.jpg

Re: Remodeling my Lawn

PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:50 am
by FlintRiverFowler
Where'd the tough guy go last night?
How many plant food stakes have you driven into your yard Eric?