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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:30 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
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Eric Haynes wrote:Its called foot porn. A roller took care of that problem and the zoysia is a dream to walk on. Probably not as nice as bent grass but that stuff won't grow here anyways. I did get the test results back for the soil last week(long after I had planted anyways) and zoysia was a perfect for my levels and climate. Turns out the Ag guy knew what he was talking about after all. He'd probably own his own golf course if he lived down south.

Horrible attempt at a troll?'why won't bent grass grow in newyork? I could grow bent grass in fucking south Florida if I had a fan on every green. Eat my poo Eric. Your yard is a goat ranch.

It will grow, but it would be shitty unless you cut it every day. Reread a post of mine way back in the beginning. I had bentgrass before this. Get off that high horse man.

High horse?
You called me a retard!!!!
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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:41 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:Its called foot porn. A roller took care of that problem and the zoysia is a dream to walk on. Probably not as nice as bent grass but that stuff won't grow here anyways. I did get the test results back for the soil last week(long after I had planted anyways) and zoysia was a perfect for my levels and climate. Turns out the Ag guy knew what he was talking about after all. He'd probably own his own golf course if he lived down south.

Horrible attempt at a troll?'why won't bent grass grow in newyork? I could grow bent grass in fucking south Florida if I had a fan on every green. Eat my poo Eric. Your yard is a goat ranch.

It will grow, but it would be shitty unless you cut it every day. Reread a post of mine way back in the beginning. I had bentgrass before this. Get off that high horse man.

High horse?
You called me a retard!!!!


When? Don't put words in my mouth. I'd never call someone a retard. Though I joke about it a lot online, I don't think I'm better than anyone else, especially here.
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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

Postby jehler » Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:43 pm

assateague wrote:I like my grass as dead as possible. Green grass means frequent mowing.
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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:47 pm

jehler wrote:
assateague wrote:I like my grass as dead as possible. Green grass means frequent mowing.
here here

Its like an ER Dr. that would rather his patients die and then try giving you advice.
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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:07 pm

My yard is knee high crab grass. No shit.
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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:47 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
jehler wrote:
assateague wrote:I like my grass as dead as possible. Green grass means frequent mowing.
here here

Its like an ER Dr. that would rather his patients die and then try giving you advice.


I'm sure if he was NOT being paid to treat them, but was instead PAYING to treat them, he'd just as soon they die, too :lol:
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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:40 pm

jehler wrote:
assateague wrote:I like my grass as dead as possible. Green grass means frequent mowing.
here here

Mowed once in the last month. #winning
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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

Postby Ricky Spanish » Thu Apr 13, 2023 10:39 am

Fun fact: Kentucky blue grass is NOT from Kentucky it's from...
Albania.
https://extension.usu.edu/rangeplants/g ... -bluegrass
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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

Postby Ricky Spanish » Thu Apr 13, 2023 10:43 am

jehler wrote:
assateague wrote:I like my grass as dead as possible. Green grass means frequent mowing.
here here

Man we used to have fun up in here before woke.
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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

Postby Anotherone » Thu Apr 13, 2023 11:59 am

#bringbackthesilliness
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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

Postby Ricky Spanish » Thu Apr 13, 2023 1:33 pm

If you go thru this whole thread it's a whole lot of funny.
No real intellectual content at all but damn we had fun.
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Re: Remodeling my Lawn

Postby Ricky Spanish » Sat Jun 10, 2023 4:41 pm

See how much people care about how nice your lawn is?
Jimmy?
I'm talking to you.
Is your mangina getting all puffy again?
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