Remodeling my Lawn

[FlintRiverFowler]

Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Keep in mind we 're not going for golf course green quality, just a nice lawn. If I wanted the golf course look, I'd lay sod!

Grass is grass.

[assateague]

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.

I should be a salesman.

[Redbeard]

Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.

sounds like public speaking to me

[BrewGUN]

Keep in mind we 're not going for golf course green quality, just a nice lawn. If I wanted the golf course look, I'd lay sod!

Grass is grass.

A car is a car too right? In that argument a ford festiva is a better car than a 64 1/2 all numbers matching mustang.

[Flightstopper]

I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Pssst, we already knew.

If you don't use my seed, then fuck you!!

[FlintRiverFowler]

[quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.

sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Keep in mind we 're not going for golf course green quality, just a nice lawn. If I wanted the golf course look, I'd lay sod!

Grass is grass.

A car is a car too right? In that argument a ford festiva is a better car than a 64 1/2 all numbers matching mustang.

Nope but grass is grass.
Just cut it taller and less frequently in your yard.

[Redbeard]

[quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.

sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me

[assateague]

[Redbeard]

sold!

[AKPirate]

sold!

See Flint, didn't even require public speaking.

[assateague]

The fucking master.

[RonE]

Keep in mind we 're not going for golf course green quality, just a nice lawn. If I wanted the golf course look, I'd lay sod!

Grass is grass.

A car is a car too right? In that argument a ford festiva is a better car than a 64 1/2 all numbers matching mustang.

The Festiva has a lot more engineering and experience behind it than the Mustang, unless that '64 1/2 has an alternator.

[FlintRiverFowler]

[quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.

sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
I guess to the uneducated it could sound like that, however it's not.

[Redbeard]

[quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.

sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
I guess to the uneducated it could sound like that, however it's not.[/quote]great job pulling up the conventional google definition of public speaking and reciting it

[FlintRiverFowler]

[quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.

sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
I guess to the uneducated it could sound like that, however it's not.[/quote]great job pulling up the conventional google definition of public speaking and reciting it[/quote]
Betty?!??!?

[3legged_lab]

Keep in mind we 're not going for golf course green quality, just a nice lawn. If I wanted the golf course look, I'd lay sod!

Grass is grass.

A car is a car too right? In that argument a ford festiva is a better car than a 64 1/2 all numbers matching mustang.

The Festiva has a lot more engineering and experience behind it than the Mustang, unless that '64 1/2 has an alternator.

Who cares? Its just another mustang.

[Redbeard]

[quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.

sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
I guess to the uneducated it could sound like that, however it's not.[/quote]great job pulling up the conventional google definition of public speaking and reciting it[/quote]
Betty?!??!?[/quote]i concede. Clearly I'm two degrees short of discussing this topic

[FlintRiverFowler]

[quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.

sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
I guess to the uneducated it could sound like that, however it's not.[/quote]great job pulling up the conventional google definition of public speaking and reciting it[/quote]
Betty?!??!?[/quote]i concede. Clearly I'm two degrees short of discussing this topic[/quote]
I'm a. Eat my shorts red. I'm dealing. You're a. When you don't.

[The Duck Hammer]

[quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Redbeard"][quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="RonE"]Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Has nothing to do with public speaking. Has everything to do with looking someone in the eye and talking out your ass when you don't what the fuck you're talking about. I've never been much of a liar and I rarely... almost never say anything unless I'm certain it's correct.

sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
Public speaking is addressing a crowd or a group of people in a formal setting.
Selling stuff is bullshitting people out of their money.[/quote]sounds like public speaking to me[/quote]
I guess to the uneducated it could sound like that, however it's not.[/quote]great job pulling up the conventional google definition of public speaking and reciting it[/quote]
Betty?!??!?[/quote]i concede. Clearly I'm two degrees short of discussing this topic[/quote]
I'm a. Eat my shorts red. I'm dealing. You're a. When you don't.[/quote]

What. The fuck. Is happening?

[Tiler_J]

I think one of Flint's degrees is in gibberish. Could we get a translator in here please!

[FlintRiverFowler]

I think one of Flint's degrees is in gibberish. Could we get a translator in here please!

Yaaaaar!

[Tiler_J]

I think one of Flint's degrees is in gibberish. Could we get a translator in here please!

Yaaaaar!

Gibberish and Viking?

[FlintRiverFowler]

I think one of Flint's degrees is in gibberish. Could we get a translator in here please!

Yaaaaar!

Gibberish and Viking?

Pirates and buttholes.

[Tiler_J]

I think one of Flint's degrees is in gibberish. Could we get a translator in here please!

Yaaaaar!

Gibberish and Viking?

Pirates and buttholes.

Well those are two expanding fields. Good choice.

Look out Tim!!! He's got your number! Twice!

[Bootlipkiller]

[AKPirate]

Get off my lawn!

[The Duck Hammer]

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[FlintRiverFowler]

Where'd the tough guy go last night?
How many plant food stakes have you driven into your yard Eric?