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Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:51 pm**

jarbo03 wrote:Zoysia is only green for about 4 months here. I gave you quality advice, flint has also.

I would say your advice was average at best. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:01 pm**

Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:17 pm**

I can't help it. This thread cracks me up

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:30 pm**

Why tear up the lawn?? Soak it down, roll it and over seed the piss out of it, keep watering it and in a month your new grass will be filling in.

Next spring, put down a pre-emerge weed killer and you'll have it done for about 90% less headaches.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:43 pm**

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Why tear up the lawn?? Soak it down, roll it and over seed the piss out of it, keep watering it and in a month your new grass will be filling in.

Next spring, put down a pre-emerge weed killer and you'll have it done for about 90% less headaches.

Well shit Dan. Thanks for the speedy advice!

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:43 pm**

Hydro seed

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:48 pm**

Bootlipkiller wrote:Hydro seed

I could do that.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:49 pm**

Bootlipkiller wrote:Hydro seed

What kind of seed are you tjonki g Boot?

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:51 pm**

Gravel everything and get a foot massager

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:26 pm**

Eric Haynes wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Hydro seed

What kind of seed are you tjonki g Boot?

Bermuda grass

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:35 pm**

Saint Augustine

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:54 pm**

The Duck Hammer wrote:Saint Augustine

Is he the Patron Saint of duck calls?

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:55 pm**

Could be but he grows some same fine grass.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:55 pm**

Hydro seeding is the shit.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:56 pm**

I saw that one time. Pretty cool shit.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:21 pm**

The Duck Hammer wrote:Could be but he grows some same fine grass.

Would Rebel feel the same way?

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:27 pm**

Can we get the fuck back on topic here? I'm inclined to go with the hydro seeding but could I have them omit the garbage seed they spread and put my own in?

Can you take a picture of your Bermuda grass for me boot?

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:31 pm**

We got an old timer here Eric that works at the Ace Hardware lawn care section. The dude's sharp. Knows his stuff. Recommended some great vines to my wife. He's worked there for like 34 years. I'll run it by him. The dude's like 70. He's gotta know what the hell he's talking about. Even the dope growers run questions by him

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:35 pm**

The Duck Hammer wrote:Saint Augustine

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Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:36 pm**

Tiler_J wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Could be but he grows some same fine grass.

Would Rebel feel the same way?

Probably not. Jeffy would be disappointed as well.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:37 pm**

Eric Haynes wrote:Can we get the fuck back on topic here? I'm inclined to go with the hydro seeding but could I have them omit the garbage seed they spread and put my own in?

Can you take a picture of your Bermuda grass for me boot?

Bermuda grass is super susceptible to winter kill. We even get it here on our Bermuda in a colder than average winter.
Use cool season grass.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:52 pm**

My front lawn at the moment, still need another dump load or two of fill , the topped off with that pile of topsoil. The roundup time and roto tilling time!

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:01 pm**

BrewGUN wrote:My front lawn at the moment, still need another dump load or two of fill , the topped off with that pile of topsoil. The roundup time and roto tilling time!

looks like a triceratops took a dump on your front lawn

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:02 pm**

RonE wrote:Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:08 pm**

Redbeard wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:My front lawn at the moment, still need another dump load or two of fill , the topped off with that pile of topsoil. The roundup time and roto tilling time!
looks like a triceratops took a dump on your front lawn

That triceratops poop pile is sitting on what used to be a 8' deep, 12' wide, and 20' long ditch, i think we're up to 9 or 10 loads so far, with another on the way. My uncle had a job open up that had a bunch of fill that needed taken away, so the guy was paying him to haul it away and "dispose" of it. Huge score for me!

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:19 pm**

Eric Haynes wrote:
RonE wrote:Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. :lol:

fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:25 pm**

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
RonE wrote:Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:26 pm**

Keep in mind we 're not going for golf course green quality, just a nice lawn. If I wanted the golf course look, I'd lay sod!

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:27 pm**

Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
RonE wrote:Should have gone to the Agriculture Extension Agent....You fucked up and listened to someone that needed to get rid of some grass seed. The guy that sold you the seed probably lives in a low income government subsidized apartment and has never had a lawn in his life. Flint may not know a lot about the area where you live but he knows a lot about grass, his job depends on it.

If you aren't going to pay heed, don't ask for advice.

If you want a lawn that is going to look great for four months, two weeks and three days every year and look shitty the rest of the time, follow the advice of the guy that worked for lows in the paint department for 8 years.

He was a lawn and garden specialist. A fucking specialist Ron!

There are growers and there are those who can't grow it. We call them salesmen, and a lot of them make more than us growers do. fuckers. I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.
so public speaking was not part of the two degrees you received?

He's not a people person Red.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:30 pm**

FlintRiverFowler wrote: I don't have the people skills needed to sell shit or I would go to the dark side.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Pssst, we already knew.

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