Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:40 amThis thread...
BrewGUN wrote:This thread...
No kidding Brew. This isn't posted in the blind. Stay on topic or get the fuck out.
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Remodeling my Lawn
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:40 amRe: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:59 amNo kidding Brew. This isn't posted in the blind. Stay on topic or get the fuck out.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 7:43 amI will say that putting fertilizer stakes in a lawn is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard 
But seriously, if you haven't planted the zoysia yet, don't. You won't be happy with it. Seriously.
But seriously, if you haven't planted the zoysia yet, don't. You won't be happy with it. Seriously.Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:26 amassateague wrote:I will say that putting fertilizer stakes in a lawn is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard
Curt from my AG store is assuring me that it is the best option for my area. What's funny is that I told him I knew a golf course manager that told me it was no good and he told me, I shit you not "grass is grass.". I laughed my ass off.
Lawn work is so simple yet I am getting stuck selecting seed. The guy who tilled it for me also does golf courses and wants to do bent grass. Probably too much upkeep for me though.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:32 amEric Haynes wrote:assateague wrote:I will say that putting fertilizer stakes in a lawn is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard
Curt from my AG store is assuring me that it is the best option for my area. What's funny is that I told him I knew a golf course manager that told me it was no good and he told me, I shit you not "grass is grass.". I laughed my ass off.
Lawn work is so simple yet I am getting stuck selecting seed. The guy who tilled it for me also does golf courses and wants to do bent grass. Probably too much upkeep for me though.
When Curt at the ag store told you to put plant food stakes in the ground.
I laughed my ass off.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:39 amAmmonium Sulfate. Do it.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:36 amFlintRiverFowler wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:assateague wrote:I will say that putting fertilizer stakes in a lawn is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard
Curt from my AG store is assuring me that it is the best option for my area. What's funny is that I told him I knew a golf course manager that told me it was no good and he told me, I shit you not "grass is grass.". I laughed my ass off.
Lawn work is so simple yet I am getting stuck selecting seed. The guy who tilled it for me also does golf courses and wants to do bent grass. Probably too much upkeep for me though.
When Curt at the ag store told you to put plant food stakes in the ground.
I laughed my ass off.
I may just scatter them all over once the grass starts growing and mulch them up with the lawn mower
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:54 amEric Haynes wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:assateague wrote:I will say that putting fertilizer stakes in a lawn is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard
Curt from my AG store is assuring me that it is the best option for my area. What's funny is that I told him I knew a golf course manager that told me it was no good and he told me, I shit you not "grass is grass.". I laughed my ass off.
Lawn work is so simple yet I am getting stuck selecting seed. The guy who tilled it for me also does golf courses and wants to do bent grass. Probably too much upkeep for me though.
When Curt at the ag store told you to put plant food stakes in the ground.
I laughed my ass off.
I may just scatter them all over once the grass starts growing and mulch them up with the lawn mower
Oh For fucks sake.
I'll be waiting for the "curt from ace hardware totally fucked me" thread.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:54 amYou're trolling right Eric?
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:16 amFlintRiverFowler wrote:You're trolling right Eric?
I'll admit the mulcher post was, I'm not staking my yard but I did buy the liquifeed for my house. It is 10-10-10 like you recommended.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:16 amFor my hose*
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:42 amEric Haynes wrote:For my hose*
Take care of that hose... You're gonna have to keep zoysia seed really wet to get it to germinate.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:39 amFlintRiverFowler wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:For my hose*
Take care of that hose... You're gonna have to keep zoysia seed really wet to get it to germinate.
I have unlimited water. Last year my sprinkler ran 24/7 for about 3 months.
Another question. I was thinking about getting the black hose with the holes in it and burying it 4" under for irrigation. Yay or nay?
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:59 amEric Haynes wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:For my hose*
Take care of that hose... You're gonna have to keep zoysia seed really wet to get it to germinate.
I have unlimited water. Last year my sprinkler ran 24/7 for about 3 months.
Another question. I was thinking about getting the black hose with the holes in it and burying it 4" under for irrigation. Yay or nay?
If you're gonna trench and bury water line you're better off putting sprinklers in.
A water line like that will only water where it's at so you'd have a cool zigzag pattern of lush grass on your lawn. Everything for turf grass is better when applications are uniform.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:00 pmAre you fucking with me?
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:41 pmEric Haynes wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:For my hose*
Take care of that hose... You're gonna have to keep zoysia seed really wet to get it to germinate.
I have unlimited water. Last year my sprinkler ran 24/7 for about 3 months.
Another question. I was thinking about getting the black hose with the holes in it and burying it 4" under for irrigation. Yay or nay?
Sounds like a good plan but put it out where it says Eric's Lawn.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:48 pmEric you are by far the worst lawnmower man ever
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:02 pmFlintRiverFowler wrote:Are you fucking with me?
Holy fuck I won't ask for help ever again.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:05 pmNo idea why you came here in the first place when ya got Curt's vast knowledge and public speaking skills to draw from
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:33 pmYeah, drip tape in a lawn is a bad idea.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:41 pmEric Haynes wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Are you fucking with me?
Holy fuck I won't ask for help ever again.
Wtf
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:09 pmFlintRiverFowler wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:assateague wrote:I will say that putting fertilizer stakes in a lawn is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard
Curt from my AG store is assuring me that it is the best option for my area. What's funny is that I told him I knew a golf course manager that told me it was no good and he told me, I shit you not "grass is grass.". I laughed my ass off.
Lawn work is so simple yet I am getting stuck selecting seed. The guy who tilled it for me also does golf courses and wants to do bent grass. Probably too much upkeep for me though.
When Curt at the ag store told you to put plant food stakes in the ground.
I laughed my ass off.
I may just scatter them all over once the grass starts growing and mulch them up with the lawn mower
Oh For fucks sake.
I'll be waiting for the "curt from ace hardware totally fucked me" thread.
AMEN
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:12 pmEric Haynes wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Are you fucking with me?
Holy fuck I won't ask for help ever again.
Really? Thanks!
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:17 pmRonE wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Are you fucking with me?
Holy fuck I won't ask for help ever again.
Really? Thanks!
If I ever need guidance painting my shotgun to look more like a vagina, I will be sure to hit you up. This thread was aimed at the grass experts, so pipe the fuck down you old bitch.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:21 pm Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:42 pmAKPirate wrote::lol:
X2
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:47 pmHar Har har
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:22 pmFirst of all, you ain't secure enough in your manhood to hunt with a shotgun dipped in Muddy Girl camo.
Second, the only reason you didn't go to the agricultural extension agent was because you fear that someone around where you live will know how stupid you are when it comes to growing grass.
Third, you ask Flint who makes his living tending and caring for grass and then kiss his advice off because you have more faith in someone that used to work at Lowes.
I sincerely hope that your lawn turns out better than TK's boat blind.
Please post pictures in October, November, December and April of you lawn in all it's shit brown glory. In those same time periods, my shotgun will still look pink and you will get tired of seeing pictures of the awesome shotgun and the ducks killed with it. I'll even take some in the front and back yard so that you can see what a proper lawn looks like during the winter.
Second, the only reason you didn't go to the agricultural extension agent was because you fear that someone around where you live will know how stupid you are when it comes to growing grass.
Third, you ask Flint who makes his living tending and caring for grass and then kiss his advice off because you have more faith in someone that used to work at Lowes.
I sincerely hope that your lawn turns out better than TK's boat blind.
Please post pictures in October, November, December and April of you lawn in all it's shit brown glory. In those same time periods, my shotgun will still look pink and you will get tired of seeing pictures of the awesome shotgun and the ducks killed with it. I'll even take some in the front and back yard so that you can see what a proper lawn looks like during the winter.
Re: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:25 pm Just keeps getting betterRe: Remodeling my Lawn
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:30 pmI love a good lawn care thread