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2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Olly » Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:29 pm

You guys asked for it and here it is! Any member is allowed to join and there will be a 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place winners. I will judge based on a number of qualities.

Flavor
Texture
Spiciness

There will be prizes! The 1st and 2nd place winners will receive a voucher for a WFF T-shirt once they are made later this year and the 3rd place winner will get a few WFF stickers.

Deadline for entry into the contest will be 14MAR13 and everyone who enters jerky should be in my hands by 15APR13. I will PM all the entrants my mailing address.

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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:00 pm

Spicyness as in super hot or as in properly spiced?


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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:49 pm

You are a brave man Olly. We should hold another one at the No coast extravaganza
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby obxbufflehead » Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:51 pm

You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Olly » Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:54 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.


OBX you never fail to make me laugh.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby flight control » Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:56 pm

I'm in!
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:56 pm

Olly wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.


OBX you never fail to make me laugh.

He thought maybe he was pointing out something you didn't intentionally do. Home schooled kids are a few hours behind normal ones.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby obxbufflehead » Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:16 pm

Olly wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.


OBX you never fail to make me laugh.

Glad I could be of service.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby obxbufflehead » Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:17 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Olly wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.


OBX you never fail to make me laugh.

He thought maybe he was pointing out something you didn't intentionally do. Home schooled kids are a few hours behind normal ones.

No I knew he did it intentionally. I just stated the obvious.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:19 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Olly wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.


OBX you never fail to make me laugh.

He thought maybe he was pointing out something you didn't intentionally do. Home schooled kids are a few hours behind normal ones.

No I knew he did it intentionally. I just stated the obvious.

Thanks Captain.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby obxbufflehead » Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:21 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Olly wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.


OBX you never fail to make me laugh.

He thought maybe he was pointing out something you didn't intentionally do. Home schooled kids are a few hours behind normal ones.

No I knew he did it intentionally. I just stated the obvious.

Thanks Captain.

I called a guy captain obvious on DHC and they gave him that as a rank name. Funny times.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:54 pm

When this part:
Olly wrote:Flavor
Texture
Siciness

Followed "jerk off" I laughed.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Olly » Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:55 pm

obxbufflehead wrote:I called a guy captain obvious on DHC and they gave him that as a rank name. Funny times.


This isn't DHC :thumbsup:
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Goldfish » Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:00 pm

So who's going to mix some exlax into their's to make Olly regret this? :twisted:
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby obxbufflehead » Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:00 pm

Olly wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:I called a guy captain obvious on DHC and they gave him that as a rank name. Funny times.


This isn't DHC :thumbsup:

I know it's not. Just made me think of that.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:38 pm

Goldfish wrote:So who's going to mix some exlax into their's to make Olly regret this? :twisted:

was thinking the same thing :lol: maybe season it with a little asscrack too.


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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Olly » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:47 pm

If more people don't sign up the 2013 WFF Jerk Off will be a little flaccid.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:48 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
Goldfish wrote:So who's going to mix some exlax into their's to make Olly regret this? :twisted:

was thinking the same thing :lol: maybe season it with a little asscrack too.


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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:49 pm

Jarbo and his killer meat want in on this, nobody gonna out jerk me!

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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:51 pm

All of this is reminding me of Workaholics. The meat jerkin' beef boys episode.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:54 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Goldfish wrote:So who's going to mix some exlax into their's to make Olly regret this? :twisted:

was thinking the same thing :lol: maybe season it with a little asscrack too.


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I ain't skerd.


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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:56 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Goldfish wrote:So who's going to mix some exlax into their's to make Olly regret this? :twisted:

was thinking the same thing :lol: maybe season it with a little asscrack too.


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Unfortunately, having balls will not save your life in this situation.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby flight control » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:56 pm

jarbo03 wrote:Jarbo and his killer meat want in on this, nobody gonna out jerk me!

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Good, I was worried I was gonna be the only one jerking my meat.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Olly » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:57 pm

jarbo03 wrote:Jarbo and his killer meat want in on this, nobody gonna out jerk me!

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Now we're talking!
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:58 pm

Olly wrote:If more people don't sign up the 2013 WFF Jerk Off will be a little flaccid.

I'm out of game.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:49 pm

If you wait until May I could do it.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby flight control » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:03 pm

rebelp74 wrote:If you wait until May I could do it.

Are your standards for jerky as high as they are for women? Maybe you should be the judge :)
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:04 pm

flight control wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:If you wait until May I could do it.

Are your standards for jerky as high as they are for women? Maybe you should be the judge :)

HAHAHA
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:11 pm

flight control wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:If you wait until May I could do it.

Are your standards for jerky as high as they are for women? Maybe you should be the judge :)

He would just vote for the Thai curry or Asian zing without trying anything else:grin:

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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Fowlplay » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:14 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:All of this is reminding me of Workaholics. The meat jerkin' beef boys episode.

love me some workaholics :beer:
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