2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Fowlplay » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:15 pm

how often do you guys jerk? daily?
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby flight control » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:17 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
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rebelp74 wrote:If you wait until May I could do it.

Are your standards for jerky as high as they are for women? Maybe you should be the judge :)

He would just vote for the Thai curry or Asian zing without trying anything else:grin:

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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby jehler » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:28 pm

Fowlplay wrote:how often do you guys jerk? daily?

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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:19 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
flight control wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:If you wait until May I could do it.

Are your standards for jerky as high as they are for women? Maybe you should be the judge :)

He would just vote for the Thai curry or Asian zing without trying anything else:grin:

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Well played.
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flight control wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:If you wait until May I could do it.

Are your standards for jerky as high as they are for women? Maybe you should be the judge :)

He would just vote for the Thai curry or Asian zing without trying anything else:grin:

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Guess you're out FS.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Flightstopper » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:30 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
flight control wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:If you wait until May I could do it.

Are your standards for jerky as high as they are for women? Maybe you should be the judge :)

He would just vote for the Thai curry or Asian zing without trying anything else:grin:

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Well played.
flight control wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
flight control wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:If you wait until May I could do it.

Are your standards for jerky as high as they are for women? Maybe you should be the judge :)

He would just vote for the Thai curry or Asian zing without trying anything else:grin:

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Any recipe using ginger would be disqualified

Guess you're out FS.


Hey at least he would be comfortable knowing if I dropped a few pubes in my jerk off he would know who to rightfully blame
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:05 pm

Fowlplay wrote:how often do you guys jerk? daily?

at least...sometimes twice.


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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby QH's Paw » Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:23 am

Eric Haynes wrote:
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Goldfish wrote:So who's going to mix some exlax into their's to make Olly regret this? :twisted:

was thinking the same thing :lol: maybe season it with a little asscrack too.


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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby QH's Paw » Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:26 am

I gotta look around and see if I have anything other than all this elk to make jerky out of, before I commit.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby BrewGUN » Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:16 am

jehler wrote:
Fowlplay wrote:how often do you guys jerk? daily?

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Habitually!


I think I have some Venison jerky in the freezer i can donate to the "feed Olly fund" aka WFF Jerk Off.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Fowlplay » Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:16 am

jehler wrote:
Fowlplay wrote:how often do you guys jerk? daily?

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Idont know j, if ollys flaccid joke wasnt over the line I'd say I'm good
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Olly » Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:23 am

Fowlplay wrote:
jehler wrote:
Fowlplay wrote:how often do you guys jerk? daily?

Line stepper

Idont know j, if ollys flaccid joke wasnt over the line I'd say I'm good


No big deal but despite the name this thread should remain about the jerky contest.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Tomkat » Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:36 am

jarbo03 wrote:Jarbo and his killer meat want in on this, nobody gonna out jerk me!

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You are a first rate jerk off Jarboo, but I hope GKR also enters this contest as well. He makes some pretty good deer jerky.
It wont win a lot of points for being hot, but thats why I like it. It has good flavor.

Jarbo's duck and goose jerky - some of it is top rate, some of it I spit out. But that is normal for geese...not my very favorite meat.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Redbeard » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:20 am

The internets biggest circle jerk
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby flight control » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:00 pm

So what? No one else knows how to make jerky? Come on
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Eric Haynes » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:02 pm

flight control wrote:So what? No one else knows how to make jerky? Come on

Who still has wild game this time of the year?
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby rebelp74 » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:07 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
flight control wrote:So what? No one else knows how to make jerky? Come on

Who still has wild game this time of the year?

People that work deep sea.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby flight control » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:15 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
flight control wrote:So what? No one else knows how to make jerky? Come on

Who still has wild game this time of the year?

I know for a fact Assateague does :lol:
But no one said you can't use beef
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby assateague » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:57 pm

I've got the bag of jerky meat in the freezer as we speak
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Olly » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:59 pm

assateague wrote:I've got the bag of jerky meat in the freezer as we speak


Join in on the contest then!

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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:03 pm

flight control wrote:So what? No one else knows how to make jerky? Come on

I know how to make jerky, I just refuse to enter a "jerk off" competition. Prefer to keep my sessions private.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby flight control » Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:21 am

3legged_lab wrote:
flight control wrote:So what? No one else knows how to make jerky? Come on

I know how to make jerky, I just refuse to enter a "jerk off" competition. Prefer to keep my sessions private.

Don't know how funny that will be when i soher up but m laughing my ass off rigjt now
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby flight control » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:24 am

So is this thing cancelled or are me and jarbo the only ones sending Olly some jerky. I really thought with all the talk about who made the best jerky, there would have been more interest
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:06 am

Do we need to send along a video of us jerk'n our meat?

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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby flight control » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:40 am

Olly might apreciate a video of your technique. I cant, I get stagefright.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Olly » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:02 pm

Sorry guys, looks like we don't have enough interest in this. The Jerk Off is canceled.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby flight control » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:28 pm

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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:32 pm

flight control wrote:

:lol::lol:


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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby rebelp74 » Thu May 30, 2013 2:10 am

I love that when you go into the recipe forum the first thing you see is the title of this thread. True WFF fashion!
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Olly » Thu May 30, 2013 3:29 am

Oops forgot to un stick it.

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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Postby Tomkat » Thu May 30, 2013 6:57 am

How is the meat jerking cumming?
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