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2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:29 pm
by Olly
You guys asked for it and here it is! Any member is allowed to join and there will be a 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place winners. I will judge based on a number of qualities.
Flavor
Texture
Spiciness
There will be prizes! The 1st and 2nd place winners will receive a voucher for a WFF T-shirt once they are made later this year and the 3rd place winner will get a few WFF stickers.
Deadline for entry into the contest will be 14MAR13 and everyone who enters jerky should be in my hands by 15APR13. I will PM all the entrants my mailing address.
Jerkers
Flight Control
Jarbo
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:00 pm
by NuffDaddy
Spicyness as in super hot or as in properly spiced?
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:49 pm
by Eric Haynes
You are a brave man Olly. We should hold another one at the No coast extravaganza
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:51 pm
by obxbufflehead
You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:54 pm
by Olly
obxbufflehead wrote:You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.
OBX you never fail to make me laugh.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:56 pm
by flight control
I'm in!
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:56 pm
by Eric Haynes
Olly wrote:obxbufflehead wrote:You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.
OBX you never fail to make me laugh.
He thought maybe he was pointing out something you didn't intentionally do. Home schooled kids are a few hours behind normal ones.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:16 pm
by obxbufflehead
Olly wrote:obxbufflehead wrote:You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.
OBX you never fail to make me laugh.
Glad I could be of service.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:17 pm
by obxbufflehead
Eric Haynes wrote:Olly wrote:obxbufflehead wrote:You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.
OBX you never fail to make me laugh.
He thought maybe he was pointing out something you didn't intentionally do. Home schooled kids are a few hours behind normal ones.
No I knew he did it intentionally. I just stated the obvious.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:19 pm
by Eric Haynes
obxbufflehead wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:Olly wrote:obxbufflehead wrote:You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.
OBX you never fail to make me laugh.
He thought maybe he was pointing out something you didn't intentionally do. Home schooled kids are a few hours behind normal ones.
No I knew he did it intentionally. I just stated the obvious.
Thanks Captain.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:21 pm
by obxbufflehead
Eric Haynes wrote:obxbufflehead wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:Olly wrote:obxbufflehead wrote:You might want to rename this contest. Just saying.
OBX you never fail to make me laugh.
He thought maybe he was pointing out something you didn't intentionally do. Home schooled kids are a few hours behind normal ones.
No I knew he did it intentionally. I just stated the obvious.
Thanks Captain.
I called a guy captain obvious on DHC and they gave him that as a rank name. Funny times.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:54 pm
by 3legged_lab
When this part:
Olly wrote:Flavor
Texture
Siciness
Followed "jerk off" I laughed.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:55 pm
by Olly
obxbufflehead wrote:I called a guy captain obvious on DHC and they gave him that as a rank name. Funny times.
This isn't DHC

Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:00 pm
by Goldfish
So who's going to mix some exlax into their's to make Olly regret this?

Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:00 pm
by obxbufflehead
Olly wrote:obxbufflehead wrote:I called a guy captain obvious on DHC and they gave him that as a rank name. Funny times.
This isn't DHC

I know it's not. Just made me think of that.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:38 pm
by NuffDaddy
Goldfish wrote:So who's going to mix some exlax into their's to make Olly regret this?

was thinking the same thing

maybe season it with a little asscrack too.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:47 pm
by Olly
If more people don't sign up the 2013 WFF Jerk Off will be a little flaccid.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:48 pm
by Eric Haynes
NuffDaddy wrote:Goldfish wrote:So who's going to mix some exlax into their's to make Olly regret this?

was thinking the same thing

maybe season it with a little asscrack too.
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Have you seen QH? You do know he is Olly's #1 goon right?
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:49 pm
by jarbo03
Jarbo and his killer meat want in on this, nobody gonna out jerk me!
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:51 pm
by Eric Haynes
All of this is reminding me of Workaholics. The meat jerkin' beef boys episode.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:54 pm
by NuffDaddy
Eric Haynes wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Goldfish wrote:So who's going to mix some exlax into their's to make Olly regret this?

was thinking the same thing

maybe season it with a little asscrack too.
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Have you seen QH? You do know he is Olly's #1 goon right?
I ain't skerd.
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:56 pm
by Eric Haynes
NuffDaddy wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Goldfish wrote:So who's going to mix some exlax into their's to make Olly regret this?

was thinking the same thing

maybe season it with a little asscrack too.
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Have you seen QH? You do know he is Olly's #1 goon right?
I ain't skerd.
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Unfortunately, having balls will not save your life in this situation.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:56 pm
by flight control
jarbo03 wrote:Jarbo and his killer meat want in on this, nobody gonna out jerk me!
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Good, I was worried I was gonna be the only one jerking my meat.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:57 pm
by Olly
jarbo03 wrote:Jarbo and his killer meat want in on this, nobody gonna out jerk me!
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Now we're talking!
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:58 pm
by Eric Haynes
Olly wrote:If more people don't sign up the 2013 WFF Jerk Off will be a little flaccid.
I'm out of game.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:49 pm
by rebelp74
If you wait until May I could do it.
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:03 pm
by flight control
rebelp74 wrote:If you wait until May I could do it.
Are your standards for jerky as high as they are for women? Maybe you should be the judge

Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:04 pm
by rebelp74
flight control wrote:rebelp74 wrote:If you wait until May I could do it.
Are your standards for jerky as high as they are for women? Maybe you should be the judge

HAHAHA
Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:11 pm
by Eric Haynes
flight control wrote:rebelp74 wrote:If you wait until May I could do it.
Are your standards for jerky as high as they are for women? Maybe you should be the judge

He would just vote for the Thai curry or Asian zing without trying anything else:grin:
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Re: 2013 WFF Jerk Off!!!!!

Posted:
Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:14 pm
by Fowlplay
Eric Haynes wrote:All of this is reminding me of Workaholics. The meat jerkin' beef boys episode.
love me some workaholics
