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artesian pizza dough

PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:38 am
by aunt betty
http://www.food.com/recipe/5-minute-art ... ugh-487701

I divided it by three and get enough dough to make two 12" pizzas.
Jehler's been sending me pics.

He COULD share his recipe here...them Michigan guys are so unpredictable. :mrgreen:

Re: artesian pizza dough

PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:27 pm
by Eric Haynes
aunt betty wrote:http://www.food.com/recipe/5-minute-artisan-pizza-dough-487701

I divided it by three and get enough dough to make two 12" pizzas.
Jehler's been sending me pics.

He COULD share his recipe here...them Michigan guys are so unpredictable. :mrgreen:


Do you have the sour version of this recipe?

Re: artesian pizza dough

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:26 am
by aunt betty
Eric Haynes wrote:
aunt betty wrote:http://www.food.com/recipe/5-minute-artisan-pizza-dough-487701

I divided it by three and get enough dough to make two 12" pizzas.
Jehler's been sending me pics.

He COULD share his recipe here...them Michigan guys are so unpredictable. :mrgreen:


Do you have the sour version of this recipe?

Hey nigga. Didn't you read the post Olly made about off topic posts? If you don't have anything positive to add to a thread. Simply post somewhere else.

I C U were just trying to make a funny comment. Haha.
Kill this fucking thread Olly.
Lock it, and throw away the damned key.

Re: artesian pizza dough

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:27 am
by aunt betty
You Piss in a bowl, throw in some yeast but you better have a female with a yeast infection handy.

There's your sour pizza recipe bitch.

Re: artesian pizza dough

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:28 am
by aunt betty
Hahaha.
Funny...isn't it?

Re: artesian pizza dough

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:30 am
by aunt betty
Got any other jokes you need to spill?
It's a fucked up thread now so tell fart jokes, post pictures of your gonads, it's a free for all now. Fuck it.
I'm done trying to play nice. Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck it.

Re: artesian pizza dough

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:53 am
by Eric Haynes
Is there a sour dough version or not? I'm making a veggie pizza.

Re: artesian pizza dough

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:08 am
by aunt betty
Eric, do you know how to do an internet search?

My fucking "sour biscuit recipe" came from online and is perfectly good until a dumb cheap ass mother fucker used 10 year old baking powder and got this curse of sour put onto me.

I resent it.

So here's your fucking sour pizza dough recipe.
We're EVEN, I don't owe you shit.

http://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/ ... ust-recipe

Re: artesian pizza dough

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:30 am
by aunt betty
Can I fuck yo couch now?

Re: artesian pizza dough

PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:30 am
by Eric Haynes
aunt betty wrote:Can I fuck yo couch now?

You bore me.