Kayak for hunting?

by **Goldfish** » Tue May 21, 2013 5:43 pm

jehler wrote:Any of you guys had close brushes with death?

I've had a fat girl try to rape me. I contemplated ending my life before it happened

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by **Rick** » Tue May 21, 2013 6:20 pm

And after it happened...well, you couldn't call it "rape" anymore.

by **3legged_lab** » Tue May 21, 2013 6:40 pm

I had an ingrown toe nail last week. Does that count?

by **Goldfish** » Tue May 21, 2013 9:40 pm

Rick wrote:And after it happened...well, you couldn't call it "rape" anymore.

I got the hell out of dodge when she grabbed the tape and popsicle sticks

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by **3legged_lab** » Tue May 21, 2013 11:11 pm

Goldfish wrote:
Rick wrote:And after it happened...well, you couldn't call it "rape" anymore.
I got the hell out of dodge when she grabbed the tape and popsicle sticks

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Should've toughed it out to see where she was going with all that.

by **Woody** » Wed May 22, 2013 7:28 am

3legged_lab wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
Rick wrote:And after it happened...well, you couldn't call it "rape" anymore.
I got the hell out of dodge when she grabbed the tape and popsicle sticks

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Should've toughed it out to see where she was going with all that.

He had a good idea, probably something similar to what she did the night before with the rope and butt plug.

by **Goldfish** » Wed May 22, 2013 4:51 pm

That's an old joke about how to rape an unwilling guy. Tape popsicle sticks to it to keep it up. Do I need to explain everything to you guys? It kinda ruins the joke.

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by **3legged_lab** » Wed May 22, 2013 5:06 pm

Sorry, didn't know you were so well versed in raping unwilling guys.

by **Woody** » Wed May 22, 2013 7:14 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Sorry, didn't know you were so well versed in raping unwilling guys.

This guyyy ^^right here^^ is not to be trifled with...

Tripod I have to say your comebacks are some of the best.

by **rebelp74** » Wed May 22, 2013 8:41 pm

Woody wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Sorry, didn't know you were so well versed in raping unwilling guys.

This guyyy ^^right here^^ is not to be trifled with...

Tripod I have to say your comebacks are some of the best.

Indeed, he is a master at it.

by **Goldfish** » Wed May 22, 2013 10:22 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Sorry, didn't know you were so well versed in raping unwilling guys.

joke ruiner

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by **3legged_lab** » Wed May 22, 2013 10:53 pm

Goldfish wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Sorry, didn't know you were so well versed in raping unwilling guys.
joke ruiner

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We all laughed.

by **3legged_lab** » Wed May 22, 2013 10:54 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Sorry, didn't know you were so well versed in raping unwilling guys.

This guyyy ^^right here^^ is not to be trifled with...

Tripod I have to say your comebacks are some of the best.

Indeed, he is a master at it.

Nah, just a smartass with too much time on my hands and a stupid smart phone.

by **Tomkat** » Thu May 23, 2013 7:03 am

Goldfish wrote:
jehler wrote:Any of you guys had close brushes with death?

I've had a fat girl try to rape me. I contemplated ending my life before it happened

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Goldie, you need to re-examine your attitude on those fat girls.

All girl parts operate the same way.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

by **Woody** » Thu May 23, 2013 7:24 am

Tomkat wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
jehler wrote:Any of you guys had close brushes with death?

I've had a fat girl try to rape me. I contemplated ending my life before it happened

sent from a phancy fone

Goldie, you need to re-examine your attitude on those fat girls.

All girl parts operate the same way.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

I have heard that so many times, but no matter how drunk I get my physical attraction standards stay right where they are from the start.
What does suffer is my judgement towards sluts... drunk woody has a weak spot for easy women... and sober woody has an unreasonable fear of STDs... Not a good mix.

by **Goldfish** » Thu May 23, 2013 9:51 pm

Woody wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
jehler wrote:Any of you guys had close brushes with death?

I've had a fat girl try to rape me. I contemplated ending my life before it happened

sent from a phancy fone

Goldie, you need to re-examine your attitude on those fat girls.

All girl parts operate the same way.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

I have heard that so many times, but no matter how drunk I get my physical attraction standards stay right where they are from the start.
What does suffer is my judgement towards sluts... drunk woody has a weak spot for easy women... and sober woody has an unreasonable fear of STDs... Not a good mix.

This. Big girls are not attractive. Girls you should be scared of however, seem to get more innocent.

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by **jarbo03** » Thu May 23, 2013 9:58 pm

Throw a raincoat on your junk and pound em all! Might be smart to be on top with the big uns.

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by **Tomkat** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:17 am

jarbo03 wrote:Throw a raincoat on your junk and pound em all! Might be smart to be on top with the big uns.

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

^^^ THIS ^^^^^

You need to get out and use that tool for something besides tennis elbow.

Attractive? What does that word mean?

Didnt you see the part where I said all girl parts work the same?

by **johnnyD81** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:33 pm

I hunt from a 10ft kayak all the time. And yes there are some things to be careful of but its not as bad a some people are making it out to be. Just like any boat you need to camo it up. I bought a pre camoed burlap sheet for about $20. Its 12 feet long and 4 feet wide. I drape it the whole length and slap some black duct tape on the corners to hold it down. Then I cut a slit it the top and I slip right into the seat. After I throw out my decoys I just pull the ass end up on the bank with the nose in the water and throw some grass over the front end to blend in a bit better and you have a very stable lay out boat now. Keep your body low and your face covered just like any other duck hunter. The most important thing is to always always always have your life vest one when you are out on the water. Even to pick up birds. There are some really nice life vests out there made just for this sort of thing. Having a floating gun case and a 5 foot lanyard on your gun that is attached to the boat is not a bad Idea either. I would never make shots out on open water. But thats really about it. Oh and I would never use it one big water or really windy days. But small lakes, ponds and even slow rivers a kayak makes a great duck boat.

by **rozzo842** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:51 am

Finally got around to painting this. It might not be the greatest but it should work well.

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by **Goldfish** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:43 am

It'll work as good as anything else

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by **3legged_lab** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:39 pm

This thread took a strange turn back on track.

by **AKPirate** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:46 pm

3legged_lab wrote:This thread took a strange turn back on track.

time to throw some hot ass pic down in here tripod?

by **3legged_lab** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:03 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:This thread took a strange turn back on track.

time to throw some hot ass pic down in here tripod?

It was tough to find a good one that wasn't showing nipple.

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by **AKPirate** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:07 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:This thread took a strange turn back on track.

time to throw some hot ass pic down in here tripod?

It was tough to find a good one that wasn't showing nipple.
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You have excellent taste

by **flight control** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:54 am

3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:This thread took a strange turn back on track.

time to throw some hot ass pic down in here tripod?

It was tough to find a good one that wasn't showing nipple.
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I would deffinitely hide in that but it would be hard to sit still for very long.

by **Woody** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:40 am

3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:This thread took a strange turn back on track.

time to throw some hot ass pic down in here tripod?

It was tough to find a good one that wasn't showing nipple.

I keep one of those on the front of my kayaks at all times.

by **Goldfish** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:50 am

I'd hop in her pink, uh, kayak

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