jehler wrote:Any of you guys had close brushes with death?
I've had a fat girl try to rape me. I contemplated ending my life before it happened
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jehler wrote:Any of you guys had close brushes with death?
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
I got the hell out of dodge when she grabbed the tape and popsicle sticksRick wrote:And after it happened...well, you couldn't call it "rape" anymore.
Goldfish wrote:I got the hell out of dodge when she grabbed the tape and popsicle sticksRick wrote:And after it happened...well, you couldn't call it "rape" anymore.
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Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:Goldfish wrote:I got the hell out of dodge when she grabbed the tape and popsicle sticksRick wrote:And after it happened...well, you couldn't call it "rape" anymore.
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Should've toughed it out to see where she was going with all that.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:Sorry, didn't know you were so well versed in raping unwilling guys.
Woody wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Sorry, didn't know you were so well versed in raping unwilling guys.
This guyyy ^^right here^^ is not to be trifled with...
Tripod I have to say your comebacks are some of the best.
joke ruiner3legged_lab wrote:Sorry, didn't know you were so well versed in raping unwilling guys.
Goldfish wrote:joke ruiner3legged_lab wrote:Sorry, didn't know you were so well versed in raping unwilling guys.
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Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
rebelp74 wrote:Woody wrote:3legged_lab wrote:Sorry, didn't know you were so well versed in raping unwilling guys.
This guyyy ^^right here^^ is not to be trifled with...
Tripod I have to say your comebacks are some of the best.
Indeed, he is a master at it.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Goldfish wrote:jehler wrote:Any of you guys had close brushes with death?
I've had a fat girl try to rape me. I contemplated ending my life before it happened
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Tomkat wrote:Goldfish wrote:jehler wrote:Any of you guys had close brushes with death?
I've had a fat girl try to rape me. I contemplated ending my life before it happened
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Goldie, you need to re-examine your attitude on those fat girls.
All girl parts operate the same way.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Woody wrote:Tomkat wrote:Goldfish wrote:jehler wrote:Any of you guys had close brushes with death?
I've had a fat girl try to rape me. I contemplated ending my life before it happened
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Goldie, you need to re-examine your attitude on those fat girls.
All girl parts operate the same way.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
I have heard that so many times, but no matter how drunk I get my physical attraction standards stay right where they are from the start.
What does suffer is my judgement towards sluts... drunk woody has a weak spot for easy women... and sober woody has an unreasonable fear of STDs... Not a good mix.
jarbo03 wrote:Throw a raincoat on your junk and pound em all! Might be smart to be on top with the big uns.
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Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:This thread took a strange turn back on track.
AKPirate wrote:3legged_lab wrote:This thread took a strange turn back on track.
time to throw some hot ass pic down in here tripod?
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:AKPirate wrote:3legged_lab wrote:This thread took a strange turn back on track.
time to throw some hot ass pic down in here tripod?
It was tough to find a good one that wasn't showing nipple.
3legged_lab wrote:AKPirate wrote:3legged_lab wrote:This thread took a strange turn back on track.
time to throw some hot ass pic down in here tripod?
It was tough to find a good one that wasn't showing nipple.
3legged_lab wrote:AKPirate wrote:3legged_lab wrote:This thread took a strange turn back on track.
time to throw some hot ass pic down in here tripod?
It was tough to find a good one that wasn't showing nipple.
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