Trapper Dapper...

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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:23 am

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R. Chapman wrote:Coke all the way...


Coke is only made drinkable by large amounts of cheap whiskey.


This. I'll admit I don't like using Pepsi as a mixer, Diet Coke or Ginger Ale is my go-to there.

Diet anything is for ****...


Back in my single days I ALWAYS had diet coke and malibu at my house. Its like crack for chicks.

Saw a lot of tits because of Malibu Rum and pineapple juice back in the day.


And you heard "Zach, If your not passed out, I will give you a blow job"



Poor guy had two chicks willing to play with his picker. He couldn't muster the strength to wake up. He just layed their in his own puke on the bathroom floor, smiling with his eyes closed.

That about paints the picture I would imagine.


I just remembered yelling at him. "TWO CHICKS DUDE!!! ITS WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT!":lol:
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby AKPirate » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:24 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
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Bootlipkiller wrote:
T Man wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
sws002 wrote:
T Man wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Coke all the way...


Coke is only made drinkable by large amounts of cheap whiskey.


This. I'll admit I don't like using Pepsi as a mixer, Diet Coke or Ginger Ale is my go-to there.

Diet anything is for ****...


Back in my single days I ALWAYS had diet coke and malibu at my house. Its like crack for chicks.

Saw a lot of tits because of Malibu Rum and pineapple juice back in the day.


And you heard "Zach, If your not passed out, I will give you a blow job"



Poor guy had two chicks willing to play with his picker. He couldn't muster the strength to wake up. He just layed their in his own puke on the bathroom floor, smiling with his eyes closed.

That about paints the picture I would imagine.


I just remembered yelling at him. "TWO CHICKS DUDE!!! ITS WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT!":lol:

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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby sws002 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:25 am

R. Chapman wrote:You don't like drinking straight Absolute or 151?


Have you ever drank straight 151? It feels exactly like what I imagine drinking gasoline would feel like. No fucking thank you. Oh, and vodka is for bitches.
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:26 am

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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:27 am

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R. Chapman wrote:You don't like drinking straight Absolute or 151?


Have you ever drank straight 151? It feels exactly like what I imagine drinking gasoline would feel like. No fucking thank you. Oh, and vodka is for bitches.


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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:28 am

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R. Chapman wrote:You don't like drinking straight Absolute or 151?


Have you ever drank straight 151? It feels exactly like what I imagine drinking gasoline would feel like. No fucking thank you. Oh, and vodka is for bitches.


Kettle One rules all



I've drank that for years. By far my favorite vodka. :thumbsup: :beer:
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

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Feelin' Fowl wrote:I'm sending you a box of fecal matter.


That sounds about right. I've always thought you were full of shit. ;)
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:34 am

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Feelin' Fowl wrote:I'm sending you a box of fecal matter.


That sounds about right. I've always thought you were full of shit. ;)


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But well played :lol:
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

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That sounds about right. I've always thought you were full of shit. ;)


Who said it will be mine???


You're fucked up.
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby R. Chapman » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:35 am

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R. Chapman wrote:You don't like drinking straight Absolute or 151?


Have you ever drank straight 151? It feels exactly like what I imagine drinking gasoline would feel like. No fucking thank you. Oh, and vodka is for bitches.

Yes I have. I will admit it, 151 is rough. Another one I don't mind is Black Velvet.
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:37 am

R. Chapman wrote:
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R. Chapman wrote:You don't like drinking straight Absolute or 151?


Have you ever drank straight 151? It feels exactly like what I imagine drinking gasoline would feel like. No fucking thank you. Oh, and vodka is for bitches.

Yes I have. I will admit it, 151 is rough. Another one I don't mind is Black Velvet.


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Postby ducks~n~bucks » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:41 am

Haha! There was just an ad at the top of my screen for free coke!
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby sws002 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:41 am

R. Chapman wrote:
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R. Chapman wrote:You don't like drinking straight Absolute or 151?


Have you ever drank straight 151? It feels exactly like what I imagine drinking gasoline would feel like. No fucking thank you. Oh, and vodka is for bitches.

Yes I have. I will admit it, 151 is rough. Another one I don't mind is Black Velvet.


Remember that talk we had about making Coke palatable? Black Velvet falls gloriously into that mix of cheap whiskey.
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby R. Chapman » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:45 am

sws002 wrote:
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R. Chapman wrote:You don't like drinking straight Absolute or 151?


Have you ever drank straight 151? It feels exactly like what I imagine drinking gasoline would feel like. No fucking thank you. Oh, and vodka is for bitches.

Yes I have. I will admit it, 151 is rough. Another one I don't mind is Black Velvet.


Remember that talk we had about making Coke palatable? Black Velvet falls gloriously into that mix of cheap whiskey.

Black Velvet is good if you want to get fucked up for cheap. I also win a lot of it at turkey shoots. :mrgreen:
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:49 am

R. Chapman wrote:
sws002 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
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R. Chapman wrote:You don't like drinking straight Absolute or 151?


Have you ever drank straight 151? It feels exactly like what I imagine drinking gasoline would feel like. No fucking thank you. Oh, and vodka is for bitches.

Yes I have. I will admit it, 151 is rough. Another one I don't mind is Black Velvet.


Remember that talk we had about making Coke palatable? Black Velvet falls gloriously into that mix of cheap whiskey.

Black Velvet is good if you want to get fucked up for cheap. I also win a lot of it at turkey shoots. :mrgreen:

So they give bottles of cheap whiskey to 12 year olds at turkey shoots?
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby R. Chapman » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:50 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
sws002 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
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R. Chapman wrote:You don't like drinking straight Absolute or 151?


Have you ever drank straight 151? It feels exactly like what I imagine drinking gasoline would feel like. No fucking thank you. Oh, and vodka is for bitches.

Yes I have. I will admit it, 151 is rough. Another one I don't mind is Black Velvet.


Remember that talk we had about making Coke palatable? Black Velvet falls gloriously into that mix of cheap whiskey.

Black Velvet is good if you want to get fucked up for cheap. I also win a lot of it at turkey shoots. :mrgreen:

So they give bottles of cheap whiskey to 12 year olds at turkey shoots?

It's for my pop. ;)
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Postby ducks~n~bucks » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:56 am

So your dad just let's you drink. If my dad ever caught me drinking, he'd whoop my ass. I remember once he was drinking beer and he asks me "You want one?" "Nope." "Good, if youd've said yes I woulda kicked your ass."
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Postby R. Chapman » Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:00 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:So your dad just let's you drink. If my dad ever caught me drinking, he'd whoop my ass. I remember once he was drinking beer and he asks me "You want one?" "Nope." "Good, if youd've said yes I woulda kicked your ass."

As long as I don't get drunk or drive, he doesn't get too hopped up about it. Mind you that I don't drink a lot either but two-three times a week with just one shot.
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby T Man » Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:30 am

R. Chapman wrote:Absolute pears? I think it's pretty damn tasty.


If you want to keep the illusion of heterosexuality going, you probably shouldn't ever say this again.

sws002 wrote:Have you ever drank straight 151? It feels exactly like what I imagine drinking gasoline would feel like. No **** thank you. Oh, and vodka is for ****.


Best shot to give your buddy is the Little Debbie. 151 with just enough blue cuaracaw to turn its color. It looks like a girlie drink but will make a man out of anyone..even Rex

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Postby jehler » Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:27 am

assateague wrote: Can't make a ho a housewife.

Ummm.....about that
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby RonE » Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:51 am

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RonE wrote:Rem 870's are actually pretty good trap guns and after 5-6,000 rounds, they are loose enough to shoot doubles. Actually a great gun to start with. It's a long way from an 870 (Special Trap) gun to a Perazzi trap gun price wise but not such a difference in fit and balance.

Very correct on that Ron. Other than balance. The 870 handles "slower" than the Perazzi.


Slower handling for you, probably because you are holding the forearm further forward than you hold your Perazzi. The fastest lock time for trap guns is the Remington 3200.
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby R. Chapman » Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:33 pm

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RonE wrote:Rem 870's are actually pretty good trap guns and after 5-6,000 rounds, they are loose enough to shoot doubles. Actually a great gun to start with. It's a long way from an 870 (Special Trap) gun to a Perazzi trap gun price wise but not such a difference in fit and balance.

Very correct on that Ron. Other than balance. The 870 handles "slower" than the Perazzi.


Slower handling for you, probably because you are holding the forearm further forward than you hold your Perazzi. The fastest lock time for trap guns is the Remington 3200.

I hold my left hand as far as the Forend extends on the Perazzi, hold about same for the 870 but there's more weight forward than the Perazzi. I do agree, them 3200s are the best for locking time. Also the best mechanical trigger you can find on any O/U period.
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Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:01 pm

jehler wrote:
assateague wrote: Can't make a ho a housewife.

Ummm.....about that

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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby aunt betty » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:34 pm

RMFC and his souped up remmy. lol
Like AT says...lingerie on a fat chick.

RMFC could win Daytona with his uncle's pickup because IT HAS A CORVETTE ENGINE!
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby capt1972 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:53 pm

aunt betty wrote:RMFC and his souped up remmy. lol
Like AT says...lingerie on a fat chick.

RMFC could win Daytona with his uncle's pickup because IT HAS A CORVETTE ENGINE!

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Postby R. Chapman » Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:36 am

aunt betty wrote:RMFC and his souped up remmy. lol
Like AT says...lingerie on a fat chick.

RMFC could win Daytona with his uncle's pickup because IT HAS A CORVETTE ENGINE!

Some kid school rebuilt a Chevy and put a Corvette engine in that thing. It's one of the most bad ass rides I've been in.
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Postby aunt betty » Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:39 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
aunt betty wrote:RMFC and his souped up remmy. lol
Like AT says...lingerie on a fat chick.

RMFC could win Daytona with his uncle's pickup because IT HAS A CORVETTE ENGINE!

Some kid school rebuilt a Chevy and put a Corvette engine in that thing. It's one of the most bad ass rides I've been in.

There was a kid in my high school who did it too. Dumb ass muther fucker he was...
We all laughed watching him do grit-laps around the school all year. Chevy truck with vette engine.
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby capt1972 » Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:53 pm

aunt betty wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
aunt betty wrote:RMFC and his souped up remmy. lol
Like AT says...lingerie on a fat chick.

RMFC could win Daytona with his uncle's pickup because IT HAS A CORVETTE ENGINE!

Some kid school rebuilt a Chevy and put a Corvette engine in that thing. It's one of the most bad ass rides I've been in.

There was a kid in my high school who did it too. Dumb ass muther fucker he was...
We all laughed watching him do grit-laps around the school all year. Chevy truck with vette engine.

grit lap?
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Re: Trapper Dapper...

Postby aunt betty » Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:01 pm

capt1972 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
aunt betty wrote:RMFC and his souped up remmy. lol
Like AT says...lingerie on a fat chick.

RMFC could win Daytona with his uncle's pickup because IT HAS A CORVETTE ENGINE!

Some kid school rebuilt a Chevy and put a Corvette engine in that thing. It's one of the most bad ass rides I've been in.

There was a kid in my high school who did it too. Dumb ass muther fucker he was...
We all laughed watching him do grit-laps around the school all year. Chevy truck with vette engine.

grit lap?

It's a 70's thing. Means hot rod around the block trying to show off. Back then high compression engines had a very unique sound.
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