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Postby 3geese4me » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:23 pm

Help me. I am in dire need of quick expedient assistance. My shooting form has deteriorated over time mainly due to drinking too much and eating crappie food thus resulting in me becoming over weight and a welfare recipient. I need some help from our resident firearms guru's to perhaps give a step by step tutorial on proper stance and also some advice on realigning my comb.
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Re: Help

Postby AKPirate » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:28 pm

3geese4me wrote:Help me. I am in dire need of quick expedient assistance. My shooting form has deteriorated over time mainly due to drinking too much and eating crappie food thus resulting in me becoming over weight and a welfare recipient. I need some help from our resident firearms guru's to perhaps give a step by step tutorial on proper stance and also some advice on realigning my comb.


What are you worried about, your in the Air Force and meeting the minimum standards.
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Postby jarbo03 » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:04 pm

I would focus on shooting from a seated position.
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Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:30 pm

I suggest you try shooting from the hip while yelling "Allah hu akbar".

Put a diaper on your head too.
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Postby R. Chapman » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:31 pm

Details-height?weight?age?flexibility?
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Postby jehler » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:32 pm

3legged_lab wrote:I suggest you try shooting from the hip while yelling "Allah hu akbar".

Put a diaper on your head too.
so, pm gaddy for advice?
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Postby Woody » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:33 pm

jehler wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I suggest you try shooting from the hip while yelling "Allah hu akbar".

Put a diaper on your head too.
so, pm gaddy for advice?


I see what you did there.
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Re: Help

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:20 pm

jehler wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I suggest you try shooting from the hip while yelling "Allah hu akbar".

Put a diaper on your head too.
so, pm gaddy for advice?

No, he'll just tell you to shoot black cloud.
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Postby rebelp74 » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:41 pm

3geese4me wrote:Help me. I am in dire need of quick expedient assistance. My shooting form has deteriorated over time mainly due to drinking too much and eating crappie food thus resulting in me becoming over weight and a welfare recipient. I need some help from our resident firearms guru's to perhaps give a step by step tutorial on proper stance and also some advice on realigning my comb.
quit eating fish food for a start
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Postby RonE » Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:21 am

3geese4me wrote:Help me. I am in dire need of quick expedient assistance. My shooting form has deteriorated over time mainly due to drinking too much and eating crappie food thus resulting in me becoming over weight and a welfare recipient. I need some help from our resident firearms guru's to perhaps give a step by step tutorial on proper stance and also some advice on realigning my comb.


Hold the pistol over your head with the grip in the horizontal position and the barrel pointing somewhat in the direction of the target. Put your other hand on your junk and yell: "Im a fuck you up mother fucker!

Practice in front of a mirror until you are happy with your stance and form.

There, that problem is fixed, go back to what you were doing.

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Re: Help

Postby 3geese4me » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:52 am

R. Chapman wrote:Details-height?weight?age?flexibility?

I am 6' 200 pounds, 29 years and I consider myself moderately flexible. I am no yoga instructor but I can get the job done if I have too. I was looking for some pictures on proper form to see where my shirt comings are.
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Re: Help

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:53 am

3geese4me wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Details-height?weight?age?flexibility?

I am 6' 200 pounds, 29 years and I consider myself moderately flexible. I am no yoga instructor but I can get the job done if I have too. I was looking for some pictures on proper form to see where my short comings are.

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Postby rebelp74 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:54 am

jehler wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I suggest you try shooting from the hip while yelling "Allah hu akbar".

Put a diaper on your head too.
so, pm gaddy for advice?

How'd I miss this :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Help

Postby R. Chapman » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:17 am

3geese4me wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Details-height?weight?age?flexibility?

I am 6' 200 pounds, 29 years and I consider myself moderately flexible. I am no yoga instructor but I can get the job done if I have too. I was looking for some pictures on proper form to see where my shirt comings are.

Are you a broad 200 pounds or beer gut? I can post pics after I get out of school if my help session with my science teacher doesn't take long. Another question is about how big is your torso compared to your bottom (is your torso longer than your bottom?) also how long of a neck do you have. Normal, long or bulldog?
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Re: Help

Postby jarbo03 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:29 am

First and foremost, grow some damn facial hair, like a man. Next, feet shoulder width apart, toes pointing out, stand straight up with elbows down and to your side, don't forget to close your non shooting eye.
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Re: Help

Postby assateague » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:31 am

3legged_lab wrote:I suggest you try shooting from the hip while yelling "Allah hu akbar".

Put a diaper on your head too.


I may try this a few times, just to alleviate the boredom.
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Postby rebelp74 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:32 am

assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I suggest you try shooting from the hip while yelling "Allah hu akbar".

Put a diaper on your head too.


I may try this a few times, just to alleviate the boredom.

With that bad ass beard it could become standard operating procedure.
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Re: Help

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:07 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I suggest you try shooting from the hip while yelling "Allah hu akbar".

Put a diaper on your head too.


I may try this a few times, just to alleviate the boredom.

With that bad ass beard it could become standard operating procedure.

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Re: Help

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:28 am

assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I suggest you try shooting from the hip while yelling "Allah hu akbar".

Put a diaper on your head too.


I may try this a few times, just to alleviate the boredom.

If nothing else, it'll probably help get rid of the guys who show up 10 minutes before shooting time and set up right beside you.
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