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How to kill a turkey

Postby Woody » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:21 pm

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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:30 pm

That would be cool...
But I'd rather kill em like this.



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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby Woody » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:47 pm

God they are stupid birds.
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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:07 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:That would be cool...
But I'd rather kill em like this.



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That was pretty cool.
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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby huntntech » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:40 am

It would have been better if he used a hammer, instead of a gun :lol:
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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby Eric Haynes » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:14 pm

huntntech wrote:It would have been better if he used a hammer, instead of a gun :lol:

What i was going to say. What a let down. Get that close and use a gun anyways.

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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby The Duck Hammer » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:26 pm


That was badass. I didn't figure that they worked that well. I may have to get some now.
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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby rebelp74 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:44 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
huntntech wrote:It would have been better if he used a hammer, instead of a gun :lol:

What i was going to say. What a let down. Get that close and use a gun anyways.

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I was honestly thinking he was going to catch it and ring it's neck.
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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:44 pm

I was hopin for a ningi star.


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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby Woody » Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:12 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:

That was badass. I didn't figure that they worked that well. I may have to get some now.



There are better videos... where the head completely off and the bird runs around in circles.

They require a password on YouTube and I wasn't sure if that would make it unenviable here.
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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby Bufflehead » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:19 pm

Woody wrote:God they are stupid birds.

every time i say that someone goes off the deep end telling me how smart they are. i drive right by them, 15 - 20' away all the time in our hunting club. some of the guys shoot them but i've never cared to. and the season is always when we are really busy
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Postby obxbufflehead » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:21 am

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Woody wrote:God they are stupid birds.

every time i say that someone goes off the deep end telling me how smart they are. i drive right by them, 15 - 20' away all the time in our hunting club. some of the guys shoot them but i've never cared to. and the season is always when we are really busy

Looks like I'm going to be one of them. They are smart. If you stop and open your truck door they will run away. They don't care if you just drive by. Hell, at our friends farm he can drive his tractor through a flock of them but once he stops they all run.
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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby jarbo03 » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:56 am

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Woody wrote:God they are stupid birds.

every time i say that someone goes off the deep end telling me how smart they are. i drive right by them, 15 - 20' away all the time in our hunting club. some of the guys shoot them but i've never cared to. and the season is always when we are really busy

Looks like I'm going to be one of them. They are smart. If you stop and open your truck door they will run away. They don't care if you just drive by. Hell, at our friends farm he can drive his tractor through a flock of them but once he stops they all run.

They are stupid birds, but they have good senses

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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby Eric Haynes » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:21 am

If we are talking spring turkey here, they are smart, but terrible sense. They are looking for one thing, turkey poon. Not much gets in their way, and that's why they may come off as stupid.
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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby BrewGUN » Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:58 am

obxbufflehead wrote:
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Woody wrote:God they are stupid birds.

every time i say that someone goes off the deep end telling me how smart they are. i drive right by them, 15 - 20' away all the time in our hunting club. some of the guys shoot them but i've never cared to. and the season is always when we are really busy

Looks like I'm going to be one of them. They are smart. If you stop and open your truck door they will run away. They don't care if you just drive by. Hell, at our friends farm he can drive his tractor through a flock of them but once he stops they all run.

We've done this before, but walk along behind the tractor, 15 yards away from them, you stop, the tractor driver keeps going, by the time they realize your there it's too late and a load of #6's is headed their way!
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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby jarbo03 » Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:12 am

Anything that will continue trying to fuck a plastic decoy after kicking another decoys ass is not smart.

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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby Eric Haynes » Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:34 am

jarbo03 wrote:Anything that will continue trying to fuck a plastic decoy after kicking another decoys ass is not smart.

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Poor thing hasnt been laid in a year man! You would be thinking with your pecker too

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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby jarbo03 » Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:41 am

Eric Haynes wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:Anything that will continue trying to fuck a plastic decoy after kicking another decoys ass is not smart.

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Poor thing hasnt been laid in a year man! You would be thinking with your pecker too

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I'll act that way the next day, let alone a year!

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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby Goldfish » Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:45 am

Wild animals are dumber than twinkies. Some have better senses and instincts than others, but they are all dumb.

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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:09 am

Goldfish wrote:Wild animals are dumber than twinkies. Some have better senses and instincts than others, but they are all dumb.

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have you ever deer hunted?


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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby rebelp74 » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:05 pm

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Goldfish wrote:Wild animals are dumber than twinkies. Some have better senses and instincts than others, but they are all dumb.

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Yes, they are NOT smart.
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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:19 pm

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Goldfish wrote:Wild animals are dumber than twinkies. Some have better senses and instincts than others, but they are all dumb.

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Yes, they are NOT smart.

gun or bow? And what state?


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Re: How to kill a turkey

Postby rebelp74 » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:25 pm

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Goldfish wrote:Wild animals are dumber than twinkies. Some have better senses and instincts than others, but they are all dumb.

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Yes, they are NOT smart.

gun or bow? And what state?


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Either, every state that I've hunted them in.
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Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:38 pm

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Goldfish wrote:Wild animals are dumber than twinkies. Some have better senses and instincts than others, but they are all dumb.

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have you ever deer hunted?


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Yes, they are NOT smart.

gun or bow? And what state?


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Either, every state that I've hunted them in.

come on up to Northern MI and try to kill a decent deer with a bow. I can guarantee you'd change your mind. Those deer pattern people faster that a hunter can pattern them. I hunt almost every weekend through deer season and I'm lucky to get 1 or 2 shooters in range a season.


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Postby Goldfish » Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:16 pm

Yes I deer hunt. Gun and bow. They are dumber than door nails. As long as you cover your scent, or walk in right, you shouldn't have a problem, if it's a problem at all. Can't count the number of deer I've seen come check us out as we are gutting one.

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Postby Eric Haynes » Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:21 pm

Goldfish wrote:Yes I deer hunt. Gun and bow. They are dumber than door nails. As long as you cover your scent, or walk in right, you shouldn't have a problem, if it's a problem at all. Can't count the number of deer I've seen come check us out as we are gutting one.

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Yup. Dumber than shit. Olly got q decent buck this year in MI, and it was his first ever. Pretty sure the deer just walked up to him for a shot.

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Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:16 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:Pretty sure the deer just walked up to him for a shot.

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All the deer I shot just walked in. Except one. He ran in then stopped. That doesn't make em stupid. I guess I don't know what it's like hunting unpressured deer but it takes a lot more than walking into the woods and sitting down to kill a deer around here.


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Postby rebelp74 » Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:19 pm

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Eric Haynes wrote:Pretty sure the deer just walked up to him for a shot.

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All the deer I shot just walked in. Except one. He ran in then stopped. That doesn't make em stupid. I guess I don't know what it's like hunting unpressured deer but it takes a lot more than walking into the woods and sitting down to kill a deer around here.


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It also requires being still and quiet.
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Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:26 pm

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Eric Haynes wrote:Pretty sure the deer just walked up to him for a shot.

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All the deer I shot just walked in. Except one. He ran in then stopped. That doesn't make em stupid. I guess I don't know what it's like hunting unpressured deer but it takes a lot more than walking into the woods and sitting down to kill a deer around here.


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It also requires being still and quiet.

that's all the easy part. It's figuring out where the deer are moving and getting setup on a spot where you can get a shot at them that's the hard part.


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Postby rebelp74 » Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:27 pm

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Eric Haynes wrote:Pretty sure the deer just walked up to him for a shot.

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All the deer I shot just walked in. Except one. He ran in then stopped. That doesn't make em stupid. I guess I don't know what it's like hunting unpressured deer but it takes a lot more than walking into the woods and sitting down to kill a deer around here.


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It also requires being still and quiet.

that's all the easy part. It's figuring out where the deer are moving and getting setup on a spot where you can get a shot at them that's the hard part.


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No, that's the easy part. They are coming to the corn.
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