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A perfect 5

Redbeard wrote:A perfect 5

So, soft serve?

Bootlipkiller wrote:

Redbeard wrote:A perfect 5

So, soft serve?

exactly

Sounds to me like soft serve, butvyet still holds shape.

jarbo03 wrote:Sounds to me like soft serve, butvyet still holds shape.

So like a poop after a night of drinking Stella Artrois.

3geese4me wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:Sounds to me like soft serve, butvyet still holds shape.

So like a poop after a night of drinking Stella Artrois.

Olympia Light

jarbo03 wrote:

3geese4me wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:Sounds to me like soft serve, butvyet still holds shape.

So like a poop after a night of drinking Stella Artrois.

Olympia Light

I've been trying to polish off that grain belt beer. Stuff tears me apart.

jarbo03 wrote:

3geese4me wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:Sounds to me like soft serve, butvyet still holds shape.

So like a poop after a night of drinking Stella Artrois.

Olympia Light

Rainier beer is skunkier than Oly

assateague wrote:And you're no Beastie Boys fan.

dammit
I'm electric, and if you touch me...

jehler wrote:

one2many wrote: i will not feed a dog that will not do what its supposed to do

Bullshit, first off who are you to say what a dog is supposed to do? And if for some reason you think you are the god of dog destiny, should I ever meet you, and you truly are a piece of shit, I'll rip off your head and shit down your throat. Real talk

i sure the fuck dont know what the fuck got your pussy sore. fact is i dont care. my dogs have jobs to do if the dont make the grade they dont earn room and board.
real talk. you will take a trip to the er or the morgue if you step to me.....
oh and fuck you

now you can come back in here and spout off how bad you are, maybe some of your nut hugging butt buddies buy the tough talk but it will never hold water in my world.


please proceed in your internet bad ass but i will never respond to your spunk spewing mouth again....

This is the dog forum. Fight Club is in the basement.

yes it is Rick and i only gave the OP encouragement.
OP sorry someone had to hijack your thread.

Don't follow this forum close enough to know if you two have "history" and just assumed jelher's post a shot at humor foiled by alcohol.

one2many wrote:

jehler wrote:

one2many wrote: i will not feed a dog that will not do what its supposed to do

Bullshit, first off who are you to say what a dog is supposed to do? And if for some reason you think you are the god of dog destiny, should I ever meet you, and you truly are a piece of shit, I'll rip off your head and shit down your throat. Real talk

i sure the fuck dont know what the fuck got your pussy sore. fact is i dont care. my dogs have jobs to do if the dont make the grade they dont earn room and board.
real talk. you will take a trip to the er or the morgue if you step to me.....
oh and fuck you

now you can come back in here and spout off how bad you are, maybe some of your nut hugging butt buddies buy the tough talk but it will never hold water in my world.


please proceed in your internet bad ass but i will never respond to your spunk spewing mouth again....

lmao, you spout of with not feeding your dogs yada yada looking for a reaction, I give it to you and you get all worked up. You got me quivering brah...lol, nut hugging butt buddies, for fucks sake man, are you always this high strung or are you really a douche? You got me wondering

I dont have a dog in this fight, so to speak, but I read that first comment "not feeding a dog that.....", as - wont keep a dog around that doesnt hunt/work, not - will starve a dog that wont hunt/work.


Carry on.

3legged_lab wrote:I dont have a dog in this fight, so to speak, but I read that first comment "not feeding a dog that.....", as - wont keep a dog around that doesnt hunt/work, not - will starve a dog that wont hunt/work.


Carry on.

Damn Mods!

AKPirate wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:I dont have a dog in this fight, so to speak, but I read that first comment "not feeding a dog that.....", as - wont keep a dog around that doesnt hunt/work, not - will starve a dog that wont hunt/work.


Carry on.

Damn Mods!

I didn't "mod" anything.

Don't know how many times I've said I wouldn't feed a dog that wouldn't do whatever, but it's been a bunch and always just an expression of the fact that mine have rules and jobs, never an attempt to get a reaction out of anyone or suggestion that I'd let them go hungry.

Turn of this thread reminds me of my ex's PMS. Cut it out.

Rick wrote:Don't know how many times I've said I wouldn't feed a dog that wouldn't do whatever, but it's been a bunch and always just an expression of the fact that mine have rules and jobs, never an attempt to get a reaction out of anyone or suggestion that I'd let them go hungry.

Turn of this thread reminds me of my ex's PMS. Cut it out.

x2! In fact I've said worse to my dogs

After the playfight is over, I do know that Banknote is serious about this thread.

AKPirate wrote:After the playfight is over, I do know that Banknote is serious about this thread.

Now that's something a damn mod would say!

Ouch. Mod talk or not, the good new is that Banknote has made sense and progress and probably needs no help at all from the likes of us.

Rick wrote:Ouch. Mod talk or not, the good new is that Banknote has made sense and progress and probably needs no help at all from the likes of us.

Oh I'm pretty sure that BN needs help just not with his dog.

capt1972 wrote:

Rick wrote:Ouch. Mod talk or not, the good new is that Banknote has made sense and progress and probably needs no help at all from the likes of us.

Oh I'm pretty sure that BN needs help just not with his dog.

I do have this boil on my ass that needs a squeeze.

We're making decent progress. Little to no pressure, except when he needs an occasional reminder. We've transitioned from hand to table, but his pick-ups and holds are sometimes sloppy so we're getting those right before we go to the ground. Beyond progress on the table, his general obedience and attentiveness have been outstanding. He's really tuning in.

banknote wrote:

capt1972 wrote:

Rick wrote:Ouch. Mod talk or not, the good new is that Banknote has made sense and progress and probably needs no help at all from the likes of us.

Oh I'm pretty sure that BN needs help just not with his dog.

I do have this boil on my ass that needs a squeeze.

We're making decent progress. Little to no pressure, except when he needs an occasional reminder. We've transitioned from hand to table, but his pick-ups and holds are sometimes sloppy so we're getting those right before we go to the ground. Beyond progress on the table, his general obedience and attentiveness have been outstanding. He's really tuning in.

Are its initials AB by any chance?

As for fixing the sloppy pick-ups, I'm displaying more enthusiasm and saying "fetch" as I put the bumper on the table, which gets him to go for it harder. When he makes a good, clean pickup, I praise immediately, then get him to sit, hold a bit and drop. If it's sloppy, I don't praise, just say "hold" and have him sit, then reposition the bumper while still saying "hold," have him hold it for a few seconds, then drop.

capt1972 wrote:

banknote wrote:

capt1972 wrote:

Rick wrote:Ouch. Mod talk or not, the good new is that Banknote has made sense and progress and probably needs no help at all from the likes of us.

Oh I'm pretty sure that BN needs help just not with his dog.

I do have this boil on my ass that needs a squeeze.

We're making decent progress. Little to no pressure, except when he needs an occasional reminder. We've transitioned from hand to table, but his pick-ups and holds are sometimes sloppy so we're getting those right before we go to the ground. Beyond progress on the table, his general obedience and attentiveness have been outstanding. He's really tuning in.

Are its initials AB by any chance?

Maybe you're confusing boiled asses.

banknote wrote:As for fixing the sloppy pick-ups, I'm displaying more enthusiasm and saying "fetch" as I put the bumper on the table, which gets him to go for it harder. When he makes a good, clean pickup, I praise immediately, then get him to sit, hold a bit and drop. If it's sloppy, I don't praise, just say "hold" and have him sit, then reposition the bumper while still saying "hold," have him hold it for a few seconds, then drop.

great stuff man. Keep us updated

I love this thread. I wish I would have gotten here sooner.
Rick, thanks for being the level headed one and telling these guys like it is.
Me, I'm not so subtle. I came in the dog forum and just said "BULLSHIT!" on your ecollar and they all tried to gang bang me.
I still contend that dogs have been used for centuries by man and, I might add successfully, with out the ecollar.
If you use the ecollar be honest about it. You are giving an electrical shock to your dog. You are not applying pressure or nicking him/her.
I will say this one more time for those who were high or drunk or whatever last time I mentioned it. If it is just pressure and not an electrical shock, wrap your teannie weanie with that ecollar and give the hand set to your wife.
Pfft! pressure, yea right.
Oh and Bank, Ki is looking great and coming along fine. I'm looking forward to hunting with him next season. You're on the right track.

Dogs have been trained without e-collars for centuries. Long before the development of cars that can kill the dogs. Oh, cars have green around for 100 years now? Not billions if them?

I have a lot of respect for the guys that train without an e-collar, but there is no denying that it can save a dog's life, and provides instant correction that gives amateurs the ability to train their own dog in the busy world that we live in today.