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So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.

I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.

And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20

I don't know if I believe this story red! I mean come on golden retrievers for hunting? Eric would have a heart attack and die if he heard suck a tall tale. Are you sure she's not suffering from dementia and confused a golden retriever with a real dog?:lol:

Redbeard wrote:So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.

I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.

And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20

Charlie's gonna looooove you for that decision. "Bring home another dog, and I got to start doing all this dumb shit again, and putting up with a puppy chewing on my neck. Now he's taking me to get MY nuts removed. Fucking great."

Bootlipkiller wrote:I don't know if I believe this story red! I mean come on golden retrievers for hunting? Eric would have a heart attack and die if he heard suck a tall tale. Are you sure she's not suffering from dementia and confused a golden retriever with a real dog?:lol:

she said her oldest is a master hunter or something. I almost called bullshit

assateague wrote:

Redbeard wrote:So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.

I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.

And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20

Charlie's gonna looooove you for that decision. "Bring home another dog, and I got to start doing all this dumb shit again, and putting up with a puppy chewing on my neck. Now he's taking me to get MY nuts removed. Fucking great."

I don't even wanna think bout what he's gonna be thinking of me

Redbeard wrote:

assateague wrote:

Redbeard wrote:So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.

I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.

And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20

Charlie's gonna looooove you for that decision. "Bring home another dog, and I got to start doing all this dumb shit again, and putting up with a puppy chewing on my neck. Now he's taking me to get MY nuts removed. Fucking great."

I don't even wanna think bout what he's gonna be thinking of me

Tug has been to the vet to get his puppy canine teeth pulled since they wouldn't fall out on their own, to get his wang stitched up after jumping through a barbed wire fence (opted to also get his nuts cut since he would already be under), and a plethora of "cutting visits" resulting in a missing leg - anf the goofy bastard still runs in the door full steam to see the girls whenever I take him to get shots.

Maybe he isn't all that smart, or maybe he's smart enough to know they saved his bacon. I don't know.

3legged_lab wrote:

Redbeard wrote:

assateague wrote:

Redbeard wrote:So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.

I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.

And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20

Charlie's gonna looooove you for that decision. "Bring home another dog, and I got to start doing all this dumb shit again, and putting up with a puppy chewing on my neck. Now he's taking me to get MY nuts removed. Fucking great."

I don't even wanna think bout what he's gonna be thinking of me

Tug has been to the vet to get his puppy canine teeth pulled since they wouldn't fall out on their own, to get his wang stitched up after jumping through a barbed wire fence (opted to also get his nuts cut since he would already be under), and a plethora of "cutting visits" resulting in a missing leg - anf the goofy bastard still runs in the door full steam to see the girls whenever I take him to get shots.

Maybe he isn't all that smart, or maybe he's smart enough to know they saved his bacon. I don't know.

obviously grateful to be alive

That's what I like to think

They give him treats.

I think he knows

His dog food tonight is going to taste like disappointment.

Poor Charlie, congrats on the great price though.

assateague wrote:His dog food tonight is going to taste like disappointment.

hey I already feel like a dick ok!

jarbo03 wrote:Poor Charlie, congrats on the great price though.

shit with having to buy school clothes this month I'm pumped

jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.

3legged_lab wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.

They say dogs take after their owners!

jarbo03 wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.

They say dogs take after their owners!

so Taz nails all the neighborhood girls too?

Redbeard wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.

They say dogs take after their owners!

so Taz nails all the neighborhood girls too?

He wants to!

jarbo03 wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.

They say dogs take after their owners!

I know my internal temp is consistant.

3legged_lab wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.

They say dogs take after their owners!

I know my internal temp is consistant.

You so worried bout your temp that you won't remove the thermometer, leave it in nonstop

jarbo03 wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.

They say dogs take after their owners!

I know my internal temp is consistant.

You so worried bout your temp that you won't remove the thermometer, leave it in nonstop

Just staying on top of things

3legged_lab wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:[quote="jarbo03"]They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.

They say dogs take after their owners!

I know my internal temp is consistant.

You so worried bout your temp that you won't remove the thermometer, leave it in nonstop

Just staying on top of things[/quote]


That's cool, I'm not here to judge.

Haha