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Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:00 am
by Redbeard
...tomorrow. I've never neutered or spayed a dog. Growing up, paying for something like that was at the very bottom of our list of priorities, below even the Costco hotdog lunch fund. But I'm trying to be responsible

Anyhow I've been hearing people say they can gain weight after this surgery. I'm happy with his weight though. Anyone experience this or know of it?

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:03 am
by Redbeard
And here's the pisser. I may go in for an all day overtime detail. Momma and Sam will have to take him in and pick him up later. I kinda feel like an asshole dad for not being there. Think he'll grow up to be a druggie or car thief?

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:13 am
by Bootlipkiller
I suggest you get fixed first red. :lol:

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:19 am
by Redbeard
Bootlipkiller wrote:I suggest you get fixed first red. :lol:
I anticipated this. Looks like you're on to my master plan to take over the world. Once I strap laser beams to their heads, resistance will be futile

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:21 am
by Bootlipkiller
Freaking lazzzer!

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:25 am
by jarbo03
They only gain weight if you let them. Only thong it changed wiyh my Britt was he stayed in the yard and quit whippin my labs ass.

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:26 am
by jarbo03
Redbeard wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:I suggest you get fixed first red. :lol:
I anticipated this. Looks like you're on to my master plan to take over the world. Once I strap laser beams to their heads, resistance will be futile


Like Dr. Evils sharks?

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:29 am
by Redbeard
jarbo03 wrote:They only gain weight if you let them. Only thong it changed wiyh my Britt was he stayed in the yard and quit whippin my labs ass.
good deal. Thanks for the help.


Zach....screw you

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:36 am
by Bootlipkiller
Redbeard wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:They only gain weight if you let them. Only thong it changed wiyh my Britt was he stayed in the yard and quit whippin my labs ass.
good deal. Thanks for the help.


Zach....screw you

:lol: you love me

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:38 am
by Redbeard
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:They only gain weight if you let them. Only thong it changed wiyh my Britt was he stayed in the yard and quit whippin my labs ass.
good deal. Thanks for the help.


Zach....screw you

:lol: you love me
only because I wanna hunt your lease

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:38 am
by Redbeard
Cause I hate refuge hunting!

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:08 pm
by one2many
Redbeard wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:I suggest you get fixed first red. :lol:
I anticipated this. Looks like you're on to my master plan to take over the world. Once I strap laser beams to their heads, resistance will be futile
:lol: :lol: :lol:
the dog will blame it on those that take him. you are golden but he still may turn into a pot head some shit just cant be avoided

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:24 pm
by Redbeard
one2many wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:I suggest you get fixed first red. :lol:
I anticipated this. Looks like you're on to my master plan to take over the world. Once I strap laser beams to their heads, resistance will be futile
:lol: :lol: :lol:
the dog will blame it on those that take him. you are golden but he still may turn into a pot head some shit just cant be avoided
overtime canceled. Looks like I'll be taking him and he'll be blaming me. If he gets hooked on the meds I'll try and turn him to pot

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:38 pm
by Bootlipkiller
Neutering is a gateway procedure.

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:22 pm
by one2many
Redbeard wrote:
one2many wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:I suggest you get fixed first red. :lol:
I anticipated this. Looks like you're on to my master plan to take over the world. Once I strap laser beams to their heads, resistance will be futile
:lol: :lol: :lol:
the dog will blame it on those that take him. you are golden but he still may turn into a pot head some shit just cant be avoided
overtime canceled. Looks like I'll be taking him and he'll be blaming me. If he gets hooked on the meds I'll try and turn him to pot

he will be great for frisbee and hacky sack but will not want to get up early enough for duck hunting.

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:23 pm
by one2many
Bootlipkiller wrote:Neutering is a gateway procedure.

LMAO :thumbsup:

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:26 pm
by Redbeard
one2many wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
one2many wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:I suggest you get fixed first red. :lol:
I anticipated this. Looks like you're on to my master plan to take over the world. Once I strap laser beams to their heads, resistance will be futile
:lol: :lol: :lol:
the dog will blame it on those that take him. you are golden but he still may turn into a pot head some shit just cant be avoided
overtime canceled. Looks like I'll be taking him and he'll be blaming me. If he gets hooked on the meds I'll try and turn him to pot

he will be great for frisbee and hacky sack but will not want to get up early enough for duck hunting.
I'll send him to live at some arcata commune

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:23 pm
by jarbo03
Redbeard wrote:
one2many wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
one2many wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="Bootlipkiller"]I suggest you get fixed first red. :lol:
I anticipated this. Looks like you're on to my master plan to take over the world. Once I strap laser beams to their heads, resistance will be futile
:lol: :lol: :lol:
the dog will blame it on those that take him. you are golden but he still may turn into a pot head some shit just cant be avoided
overtime canceled. Looks like I'll be taking him and he'll be blaming me. If he gets hooked on the meds I'll try and turn him to pot

he will be great for frisbee and hacky sack but will not want to get up early enough for duck hunting.
I'll send him to live at some arcata commune[/quote]

Should turm into a great frisbee golf dog.

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:24 pm
by Redbeard
jarbo03 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
one2many wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
one2many wrote:[quote="Redbeard"][quote="Bootlipkiller"]I suggest you get fixed first red. :lol:
I anticipated this. Looks like you're on to my master plan to take over the world. Once I strap laser beams to their heads, resistance will be futile
:lol: :lol: :lol:
the dog will blame it on those that take him. you are golden but he still may turn into a pot head some shit just cant be avoided
overtime canceled. Looks like I'll be taking him and he'll be blaming me. If he gets hooked on the meds I'll try and turn him to pot

he will be great for frisbee and hacky sack but will not want to get up early enough for duck hunting.
I'll send him to live at some arcata commune[/quote]

Should turm into a great frisbee golf dog.[/quote]I just threw up in my mouth

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:01 am
by Redbeard
Today's the day. Say goodbye to Charlie's balls

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:27 am
by jarbo03
Poor guy!

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:31 am
by Redbeard
Strange too. He's up early and following me round the house like he knows somethings up. I swear

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:34 am
by goodkarmarising
jarbo03 wrote:Poor guy!


x2

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:04 am
by assateague
When we castrate horses, their nuts get thrown on top of the barn. Sort of an old wives tale, good luck thing. Maybe you should ask the vet to give you Charlie's nuts, and make sure the wife sees you throwing them on the roof.

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:12 am
by Redbeard
assateague wrote:When we castrate horses, their nuts get thrown on top of the barn. Sort of an old wives tale, good luck thing. Maybe you should ask the vet to give you Charlie's nuts, and make sure the wife sees you throwing them on the roof.
I don't believe in good luck, bad luck, karma, voodoo or witchcraft like you east coast pagans and hedonists

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:14 am
by assateague
Well, in that case, make some rocky mountain oysters from them, Mr. Reality.

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:17 am
by Redbeard
Yea he just gave me that "where ya goin dad?" look when I walked outta the vet

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:18 am
by Redbeard
assateague wrote:Well, in that case, make some rocky mountain oysters from them, Mr. Reality.
Naw that's just bad luck

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:18 am
by assateague
:lol:

Re: Charlie's gettin cut...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:21 am
by Redbeard
You just wait Jim. As much as you hunt solo, ole Dutch is quickly gonna become your best friend. You'll prefer to be round him than most people