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Postby Redbeard » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:51 pm

...do you love your dog?
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I prefer his company over most people
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Re: How much...

Postby jehler » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:58 pm

More than you love yours
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Re: How much...

Postby Flightstopper » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:59 pm

My wife might be an extreme case of dog love. Note, black dog is in on it as well.
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Re: How much...

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I love my dogs very much but gadwall has me beat for sure.
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Postby Flightstopper » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:05 pm

This being my first somewhat successful hunting partner I quickly found that if he can't make a hunt I don't care to go either. Just not right.
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Re: How much...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:07 pm

jehler wrote:More than you love yours
well I wouldn't give my dog a handy. Sounds like there's chance for Chach though huh
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Re: How much...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:09 pm

Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:More than you love yours
well I wouldn't give my dog a handy. Sounds like there's chance for Chach though huh

:lol:
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Re: How much...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:10 pm

This reminds me of a story.
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Postby jehler » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:10 pm

Haven't but if he asked I would
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Postby jehler » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:11 pm

He wouldn't tell anyone
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Re: How much...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:22 pm

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jokes on you Dan you don't have a dog and will never understand
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Postby Tiler_J » Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:10 pm

I have never owned a hunting dog, but one of our good friends, Gary, had a great black lab. He used to shoot at our club and shared our cabin. The first year with his dog at the club, the dog slept right next to his bed. The next year the dog graduated to sleeping on the bed at his feet. By the third year and for the next four years the dog would climb into his bed and sleep right on his chest. I could never figure out how Gary could breathe with that dog lying on top of him.
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Re: How much...

Postby Olly » Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:11 pm

I would say that my friendship and how much more I prefer the company of my dog over most humans is borderline crazy. He's my buddy and goes almost every where with me and is always by my side.

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Re: How much...

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:24 pm

Enough to pay credit card interest to keep him around longer.
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Re: How much...

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Nov 10, 2013 5:08 pm

How about you gaddy, you were posting pics of your dog the other day?
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Postby FlintRiverFowler » Sun Nov 10, 2013 5:23 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Enough to pay credit card interest to keep him around longer.
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Same here. We racked up over 1,000 in vet bills on mine a week after we got her.
Now only a year later I'd probably go bankrupt paying to save her if something bad enough happened to her.
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Postby i shoot spoonies » Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:27 pm

Redbeard wrote:well I wouldn't give my dog a handy. Sounds like there's chance for Chach though huh

This one time, at sac refuge, Kevin's dog disappeared. Once we were done prepping the blind, we noticed maveric was missing. Somebody had removed a lid and while runnin around like a tard bucket, maverick fell into the blind. Kevin freaks out, grabs mav from the blind and begins to visually check him. At one point, Kevin claims he had seen some blood on mavs love twig. What happens next borders on the fine line of beastiality and a concerned dog owner. Needless to say, we learned how to milk sperm from a dog, due to Kevin's stellar performance.
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Re: How much...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:29 pm

Well...I'm speechless
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Re: How much...

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:32 pm

For a guy that is not around here much, you sure make a lasting impression! Thanks for that Jason! Haha!
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Re: How much...

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:35 pm

Tug snagged his pecker jumping through a barbed-wire fence once. I took him to the vet and he had me hold the dog's face (to prevent getting bit) and skinned back the sheath. Had to knock him out to give him some stitches in the pink meat. Doc said the stitches were necessary because the laceration hit the main vessel that provides blood for an erection.


So, I guess in a way, I once paid for the dog to get a handy.
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Re: How much...

Postby Redbeard » Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:37 pm

i shoot spoonies wrote:
Redbeard wrote:well I wouldn't give my dog a handy. Sounds like there's chance for Chach though huh

This one time, at sac refuge, Kevin's dog disappeared. Once we were done prepping the blind, we noticed maveric was missing. Somebody had removed a lid and while runnin around like a tard bucket, maverick fell into the blind. Kevin freaks out, grabs mav from the blind and begins to visually check him. At one point, Kevin claims he had seen some blood on mavs love twig. What happens next borders on the fine line of beastiality and a concerned dog owner. Needless to say, we learned how to milk sperm from a dog, due to Kevin's stellar performance.
did maverick finish?
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Re: How much...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:41 pm

Redbeard wrote:
i shoot spoonies wrote:
Redbeard wrote:well I wouldn't give my dog a handy. Sounds like there's chance for Chach though huh

This one time, at sac refuge, Kevin's dog disappeared. Once we were done prepping the blind, we noticed maveric was missing. Somebody had removed a lid and while runnin around like a tard bucket, maverick fell into the blind. Kevin freaks out, grabs mav from the blind and begins to visually check him. At one point, Kevin claims he had seen some blood on mavs love twig. What happens next borders on the fine line of beastiality and a concerned dog owner. Needless to say, we learned how to milk sperm from a dog, due to Kevin's stellar performance.
did maverick finish?

He was very relaxed the rest of the day.
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Postby Willie » Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:07 pm

i shoot spoonies wrote:
Redbeard wrote:well I wouldn't give my dog a handy. Sounds like there's chance for Chach though huh

This one time, at sac refuge, Kevin's dog disappeared. Once we were done prepping the blind, we noticed maveric was missing. Somebody had removed a lid and while runnin around like a tard bucket, maverick fell into the blind. Kevin freaks out, grabs mav from the blind and begins to visually check him. At one point, Kevin claims he had seen some blood on mavs love twig. What happens next borders on the fine line of beastiality and a concerned dog owner. Needless to say, we learned how to milk sperm from a dog, due to Kevin's stellar performance.

Only at sac refuge...damn.
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Re: How much...

Postby i shoot spoonies » Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:24 pm

More like tolerate him
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Re: How much...

Postby one2many » Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:07 am

im a cat lover
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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