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Forum King

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:52 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
Well I guess since no one ever comes onto the WI forum I am laying claim to it and establishing dominion over all. I am now Forum King and all who wish to post here must first provide me with their firstborn child and a bucket of cheese curds. The king has spoken.

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:55 pm
by Woody
If the cheese hats you people wear are supposed to be cheddar, why do they put holes in them like its Swiss?

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:59 pm
by capt1972
Woody wrote:If the cheese hats you people wear are supposed to be cheddar, why do they put holes in them like its Swiss?

very good question

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:09 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
Good swiss typically is pale yellow. Our cheeseheads are enhanced is all. I'll pm both of you my address. I ask that you poke holes in the box to ensure your daughters show up alive. I appreciate your cooperation.

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:15 pm
by Bootlipkiller
:lol:

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:14 pm
by bill herian
Well looky here.

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:39 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
bill herian wrote:Well looky here.

Well...I suppose you can be the queen.

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:40 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:43 pm
by Eric Haynes
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:51 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
Eric Haynes wrote:
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:51 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
That's actually pretty gross by the way.

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:52 pm
by Eric Haynes
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

I'm just coming for one of your goats

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:54 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
Eric Haynes wrote:
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

I'm just coming for one of your goats

One of them thoroughly enjoys walks, one faints uncontrollably and the boy is a little bitch.

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:56 pm
by Eric Haynes
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

I'm just coming for one of your goats

One of them thoroughly enjoys walks, one faints uncontrollably and the boy is a little bitch.

Are you giving me your blessings?

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:58 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
Eric Haynes wrote:
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:[quote="WisconsinWaterfowler"]It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

I'm just coming for one of your goats

One of them thoroughly enjoys walks, one faints uncontrollably and the boy is a little bitch.

Are you giving me your blessings?[/quote]
I mean...I just...I guess...wait, so why do you want to have sex with my goats?

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 4:59 pm
by Botiz630
I have it on good authority that WW.5 does not actually own any goats.

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:06 pm
by Eric Haynes
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:[quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="WisconsinWaterfowler"]It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

I'm just coming for one of your goats

One of them thoroughly enjoys walks, one faints uncontrollably and the boy is a little bitch.

Are you giving me your blessings?[/quote]
I mean...I just...I guess...wait, so why do you want to have sex with my goats?[/quote]
Why do you want to make Bill your Queen?

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:22 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
Eric Haynes wrote:
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
WisconsinWaterfowler wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:[quote="WisconsinWaterfowler"][quote="Eric Haynes"][quote="WisconsinWaterfowler"]It would be platonic of course but I will get you a tiara and everything. I get the sceptre.

If you want to bang Bill, just say it. No need to play Dungeons and Dragons to show him how you feel.

You dare insult me with your homosexual fantasies in my kingdom?!

I'm just coming for one of your goats

One of them thoroughly enjoys walks, one faints uncontrollably and the boy is a little bitch.

Are you giving me your blessings?[/quote]
I mean...I just...I guess...wait, so why do you want to have sex with my goats?[/quote]
Why do you want to make Bill your Queen?[/quote]
He wouldn't be my queen. He would be the forum queen. Everyone knows you can't have two kings.

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 5:24 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
Botiz630 wrote:I have it on good authority that WW.5 does not actually own any goats.

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Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:01 pm
by Goldfish
I have half a mind to go take a dump on the "Welcome to Wisconsin" sign off 94

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 7:45 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
Goldfish wrote:I have half a mind to go take a dump on the "Welcome to Wisconsin" sign off 94

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Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:02 pm
by Bootlipkiller
Love this tread

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:07 pm
by Goldfish
Bootlipkiller wrote:Image
Love this tread


Ok. We get it

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:52 pm
by Bootlipkiller
Goldfish wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Image
Love this tread


Ok. We get it

:lol:

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:55 am
by Goldfish
Hey WW, how's this years packers cheerleaders?
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Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:45 am
by Feelin' Fowl
Hey Goldie, how are all of those Lombardi trophies doing in Minnesota?

We all know that's a picture of a chick from Ohio anyway...

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:53 am
by Eric Haynes
Is nobody going to address the fucking Dr. In the background?

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:29 pm
by WisconsinWaterfowler
Goldfish wrote:Hey WW, how's this years packers cheerleaders?
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I bet she's beautiful on the inside and we all know that's what really counts.

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:36 pm
by 3legged_lab
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Hey Goldie, how are all of those Lombardi trophies doing in Minnesota?

We all know that's a picture of a chick from Ohio anyway...

Round on the ends and high in the middle.... Ohio

Re: Forum King

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:08 pm
by Woody
Eric Haynes wrote:Is nobody going to address the fucking Dr. In the background?


He's got a PhD in Mixology.