TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

by **flight control** » Fri May 17, 2013 11:10 am

I am most honored
immortalized in haiku
Sank you Tomkat san

(Read in japanese voice)

by **assateague** » Fri May 17, 2013 11:11 am

by **Tomkat** » Fri May 17, 2013 12:52 pm

assateague wrote:I'm almost positive that the proper format in that last one was an accident.

No Jim you fucker, I actually counted it.

YOU HAVE RUINED ME.

Now I cant quit counting...damn you!

by **rebelp74** » Fri May 17, 2013 2:04 pm

Assa the poet Nazi,
Relentless in pursuit of right,
What a hopeless fight!

by **Tomkat** » Fri May 17, 2013 2:27 pm

assateague word counter,
counting chickens before hatched
hope teacher kicks stones

by **assateague** » Fri May 17, 2013 2:39 pm

by **Woody** » Fri May 17, 2013 2:50 pm

Emu hunting pro
Assa breaks Maryland Law nonstop
Obama not friends

Pintail will survive
Grammar law enforced by him
Home school supporter

by **ManlyMan** » Fri May 17, 2013 3:14 pm

Finish weedeating
I must
Hate poison ivy

by **assateague** » Fri May 17, 2013 3:23 pm

Can't read a wall clock.
Doesn't understand haiku.
But has a big watch.

by **Tomkat** » Fri May 17, 2013 3:51 pm

Shoots a bow lefty
allmost made a boat motor
met Kathy Sebielus

Will make big bucks
studing problems with mens
private parts and hurts

by **triplecurl** » Fri May 17, 2013 4:23 pm

The weekend is here
Going to Jacob's ball game
He's gonna crush it

by **rebelp74** » Fri May 17, 2013 4:24 pm

flight control wrote:I am most honored
immortalized in haiku
Sank you Tomkat san

(Read in japanese voice)

I jsut saw this. Funniest thing in this thread!

by **flight control** » Fri May 17, 2013 4:48 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
flight control wrote:I am most honored
immortalized in haiku
Sank you Tomkat san

(Read in japanese voice)

I jsut saw this. Funniest thing in this thread!

by **Tomkat** » Fri May 17, 2013 5:23 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
flight control wrote:I am most honored
immortalized in haiku
Sank you Tomkat san

(Read in japanese voice)

I jsut saw this. Funniest thing in this thread!

Yeah him and the warlock have been on fire lately

by **rebelp74** » Fri May 17, 2013 5:27 pm

Tomkat wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
flight control wrote:I am most honored
immortalized in haiku
Sank you Tomkat san

(Read in japanese voice)

I jsut saw this. Funniest thing in this thread!

Yeah him and the warlock have been on fire lately

Indeed

by **ManlyMan** » Fri May 17, 2013 5:30 pm

This thread has been a hammer hit.

by **Tomkat** » Fri May 17, 2013 10:11 pm

I would love to have you take a stab doc

Sent from a fancy ass phone

by **Tomkat** » Sat May 18, 2013 8:23 am

triplecurl wrote:The weekend is here
Going to Jacob's ball game
He's gonna crush it

If he strikes out
You must love him for trying
baseball is just a game

by **triplecurl** » Sat May 18, 2013 10:34 am

Tomkat wrote:
triplecurl wrote:The weekend is here
Going to Jacob's ball game
He's gonna crush it

If he strikes out
You must love him for trying
baseball is just a game

Strikeout or home run
One hundred percent effort
Makes this parent proud

by **Tomkat** » Sat May 18, 2013 11:56 am

Love the tarheel state
pulled pork is a NC treat
been to spivey's corner?

by **3legged_lab** » Sat May 18, 2013 4:23 pm

I must be alone
Ostrich boot - chrome toe taint kick
Hashtags are for fags

by **Olly** » Sat May 18, 2013 6:37 pm

Short ribs in belly
Feet kicked up relaxing now
Comatose right soon

by **assateague** » Sat May 18, 2013 6:43 pm

Back home for a week
Already talking Southern
"Right soon" Olly said.

by **triplecurl** » Sat May 18, 2013 9:00 pm

Tomkat wrote:Love the tarheel state
pulled pork is a NC treat
been to spivey's corner?

Been thru once or twice
Tarheel state has barbecue
Red white slaw your choice

by **Tomkat** » Sun May 19, 2013 2:53 am

Thunder and lightining
rain, and a tornado watch
Glad I mowed today

by **Tomkat** » Mon May 20, 2013 5:02 pm

Rain is gone
After storms come sunlight
roofer meeting tonite

by **assateague** » Mon May 20, 2013 5:21 pm

It's been a while, here
Thought I would check in again
Nope, Tom still can't count.

by **Tomkat** » Mon May 20, 2013 5:31 pm

no like new math
barely passed college algebra
why anything different?

by **assateague** » Mon May 20, 2013 6:04 pm

Like Laynie's teacher
Can't count worth a 6 ton shit
And can't teach, either.

by **assateague** » Mon May 20, 2013 6:05 pm

Meet with principal-
Maybe I should speak in 'ku
She'd think I was nuts.

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