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Postby Redbeard » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:58 pm

So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.

I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.

And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:06 pm

I don't know if I believe this story red! I mean come on golden retrievers for hunting? Eric would have a heart attack and die if he heard suck a tall tale. Are you sure she's not suffering from dementia and confused a golden retriever with a real dog?:lol:
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:09 pm

Redbeard wrote:So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.

I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.

And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20



Charlie's gonna looooove you for that decision. "Bring home another dog, and I got to start doing all this dumb shit again, and putting up with a puppy chewing on my neck. Now he's taking me to get MY nuts removed. Fucking great."
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby Redbeard » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:11 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:I don't know if I believe this story red! I mean come on golden retrievers for hunting? Eric would have a heart attack and die if he heard suck a tall tale. Are you sure she's not suffering from dementia and confused a golden retriever with a real dog?:lol:
she said her oldest is a master hunter or something. I almost called bullshit
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby Redbeard » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:11 pm

assateague wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.

I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.

And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20



Charlie's gonna looooove you for that decision. "Bring home another dog, and I got to start doing all this dumb shit again, and putting up with a puppy chewing on my neck. Now he's taking me to get MY nuts removed. Fucking great."
I don't even wanna think bout what he's gonna be thinking of me
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:29 pm

Redbeard wrote:
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Redbeard wrote:So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.

I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.

And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20



Charlie's gonna looooove you for that decision. "Bring home another dog, and I got to start doing all this dumb shit again, and putting up with a puppy chewing on my neck. Now he's taking me to get MY nuts removed. Fucking great."
I don't even wanna think bout what he's gonna be thinking of me

Tug has been to the vet to get his puppy canine teeth pulled since they wouldn't fall out on their own, to get his wang stitched up after jumping through a barbed wire fence (opted to also get his nuts cut since he would already be under), and a plethora of "cutting visits" resulting in a missing leg - anf the goofy bastard still runs in the door full steam to see the girls whenever I take him to get shots.

Maybe he isn't all that smart, or maybe he's smart enough to know they saved his bacon. I don't know.
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby Redbeard » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:34 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:
Redbeard wrote:So next week Charlie's gettin his nuts cut. I don't need a litter of chessadors running round. I called up HumDog, a nonprofit organization, to get a $75 voucher to cut down in the cost of the vet bill. I swing by this old lady's house to pick up the voucher. I notice she has all sorts of ducking hunting memorabilia in her living room and I ask bout it. Turns out she trains golden's (there ya go Boot) for hunt tests and trials. She doesn't hunt anymore cause of her age. 70's. And here I thought I was gonna meet up with some hippie dog lover. I get to talking with her and turns out she heads up our local retriever club. Start picking her brain bout dogs and man she's sharp. Said I'm welcome to bring the dogs out to watch and join the group if I was interested. Honestly I woulda never guessed I'd be picking the brain of some ole gal bout hunting dogs. Maybe I'm sexist. But I'll listen to anyone more knowledgable than I.

I've talked around and this is the first I've even heard bout a retriever club in the area.

And Assa, I got ahold of another hippie non profit, Bless the Beasts, for a second $75 voucher. With the two vouchers, Charlie's surgery is gonna cost me only $20



Charlie's gonna looooove you for that decision. "Bring home another dog, and I got to start doing all this dumb shit again, and putting up with a puppy chewing on my neck. Now he's taking me to get MY nuts removed. Fucking great."
I don't even wanna think bout what he's gonna be thinking of me

Tug has been to the vet to get his puppy canine teeth pulled since they wouldn't fall out on their own, to get his wang stitched up after jumping through a barbed wire fence (opted to also get his nuts cut since he would already be under), and a plethora of "cutting visits" resulting in a missing leg - anf the goofy bastard still runs in the door full steam to see the girls whenever I take him to get shots.

Maybe he isn't all that smart, or maybe he's smart enough to know they saved his bacon. I don't know.
obviously grateful to be alive
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:41 pm

That's what I like to think
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:11 pm

They give him treats.
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby Redbeard » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:28 pm

I think he knows
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby assateague » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:06 pm

His dog food tonight is going to taste like disappointment.
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:09 pm

Poor Charlie, congrats on the great price though.
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby Redbeard » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:19 pm

assateague wrote:His dog food tonight is going to taste like disappointment.
hey I already feel like a dick ok!
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby Redbeard » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:19 pm

jarbo03 wrote:Poor Charlie, congrats on the great price though.
shit with having to buy school clothes this month I'm pumped
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:34 pm

jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:36 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.


They say dogs take after their owners!
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby Redbeard » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:37 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
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jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.


They say dogs take after their owners!
so Taz nails all the neighborhood girls too?
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:38 pm

Redbeard wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.


They say dogs take after their owners!
so Taz nails all the neighborhood girls too?


He wants to!
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Re: Cool, interesting day

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jarbo03 wrote:
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jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.


They say dogs take after their owners!

I know my internal temp is consistant.
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:56 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.


They say dogs take after their owners!

I know my internal temp is consistant.


You so worried bout your temp that you won't remove the thermometer, leave it in nonstop
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:16 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.


They say dogs take after their owners!

I know my internal temp is consistant.


You so worried bout your temp that you won't remove the thermometer, leave it in nonstop

Just staying on top of things
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:17 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="jarbo03"]They give him treats.

Then shove a thermometer in his butt.


They say dogs take after their owners!

I know my internal temp is consistant.


You so worried bout your temp that you won't remove the thermometer, leave it in nonstop

Just staying on top of things[/quote]


That's cool, I'm not here to judge.:mrgreen:
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Re: Cool, interesting day

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:19 pm

Haha
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