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by 3legged_lab » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:26 pm
Goldfish wrote:bill herian wrote:Goldfish wrote:aunt betty wrote:Waterproofing my boots. Going out to cut firewood in snow. The acidity in snow eats the waterproofing off.
Da fuk kinda snow do you have if it eats the waterproofing???
The same kind that falls everywhere. pH as low as 5.5
so water while frozen is different than water that isn't?
Jump off a jet ski doing 40 across a lake in the summer then jump off a snowmobile doing 40 across a lake in the winter and get back to us.
Make sure to be dressed the same both times.
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by assateague » Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:26 pm
I'm pretty sure none of his injuries will be listed as "acid burn", though.
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by 3legged_lab » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:25 pm
assateague wrote:I'm pretty sure none of his injuries will be listed as "acid burn", though.
One of them would still be tougher on his hide.
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by bill herian » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:54 pm
assateague wrote:I'm pretty sure none of his injuries will be listed as "acid burn", though.
And you'd be right.
Sweat is way more acidic than water. Be a strange world if living tissue couldn't tolerate a little acidity.
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by AKPirate » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:15 am
bill herian wrote:assateague wrote:I'm pretty sure none of his injuries will be listed as "acid burn", though.
And you'd be right.
Sweat is way more acidic than water. Be a strange world if living tissue couldn't tolerate a little acidity.
A women's normal vaginal pH ranges between 3.8 and 4.5 which means the vagina is acidic.
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by DC727 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:16 am
AKPirate wrote:bill herian wrote:assateague wrote:I'm pretty sure none of his injuries will be listed as "acid burn", though.
And you'd be right.
Sweat is way more acidic than water. Be a strange world if living tissue couldn't tolerate a little acidity.
A women's normal vaginal pH ranges between 3.8 and 4.5 which means the vagina is acidic.
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Is that what my junk has been burning for a few months?
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by bill herian » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:20 am
DC727 wrote:Is that what my junk has been burning for a few months?
No, your vag can handle its own acid. You probably have something way worse.
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by Bootlipkiller » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:21 am
AKPirate wrote:bill herian wrote:assateague wrote:I'm pretty sure none of his injuries will be listed as "acid burn", though.
And you'd be right.
Sweat is way more acidic than water. Be a strange world if living tissue couldn't tolerate a little acidity.
A women's normal vaginal pH ranges between 3.8 and 4.5 which means the vagina is acidic.
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It's a pussy not a swimming pool! Who cares?
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by AKPirate » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:23 am
Bootlipkiller wrote:AKPirate wrote:bill herian wrote:assateague wrote:I'm pretty sure none of his injuries will be listed as "acid burn", though.
And you'd be right.
Sweat is way more acidic than water. Be a strange world if living tissue couldn't tolerate a little acidity.
A women's normal vaginal pH ranges between 3.8 and 4.5 which means the vagina is acidic.
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It's a pussy not a swimming pool! Who cares?
Whoa whoa whoa, this is now about Beel helping DC with his burning pussy.
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by Bootlipkiller » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:24 am
AKPirate wrote:Bootlipkiller wrote:AKPirate wrote:bill herian wrote:assateague wrote:I'm pretty sure none of his injuries will be listed as "acid burn", though.
And you'd be right.
Sweat is way more acidic than water. Be a strange world if living tissue couldn't tolerate a little acidity.
A women's normal vaginal pH ranges between 3.8 and 4.5 which means the vagina is acidic.
![:-O :o](./images/smilies/icon_e_surprised.gif)
It's a pussy not a swimming pool! Who cares?
Whoa whoa whoa, this is now about Beel helping DC with his burning pussy.
Icy hot
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
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by bill herian » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:26 am
Assa is going to try and tell you that every snatch has a million tiny knives in it.
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by AKPirate » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:29 am
bill herian wrote:Assa is going to try and tell you that every snatch has a million tiny knives in it.
some have more than that...
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by Goldfish » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:55 am
Hold on. I was being serious. How does water affect waterproofing differently because of it's temperature if it isn't the "million tiny knives" thing?
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by aunt betty » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:26 am
My boots are dry and don't need constant retreating. Thompson's kicks assa. Ask Jehler. lol
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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