gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
RonE wrote:First of all, you ain't secure enough in your manhood to hunt with a shotgun dipped in Muddy Girl camo.
Second, the only reason you didn't go to the agricultural extension agent was because you fear that someone around where you live will know how stupid you are when it comes to growing grass.
Third, you ask Flint who makes his living tending and caring for grass and then kiss his advice off because you have more faith in someone that used to work at Lowes.
I sincerely hope that your lawn turns out better than TK's boat blind.
Please post pictures in October, November, December and April of you lawn in all it's shit brown glory. In those same time periods, my shotgun will still look pink and you will get tired of seeing pictures of the awesome shotgun and the ducks killed with it. I'll even take some in the front and back yard so that you can see what a proper lawn looks like during the winter.
Eric Haynes wrote:RonE wrote:First of all, you ain't secure enough in your manhood to hunt with a shotgun dipped in Muddy Girl camo.
Second, the only reason you didn't go to the agricultural extension agent was because you fear that someone around where you live will know how stupid you are when it comes to growing grass.
Third, you ask Flint who makes his living tending and caring for grass and then kiss his advice off because you have more faith in someone that used to work at Lowes.
I sincerely hope that your lawn turns out better than TK's boat blind.
Please post pictures in October, November, December and April of you lawn in all it's shit brown glory. In those same time periods, my shotgun will still look pink and you will get tired of seeing pictures of the awesome shotgun and the ducks killed with it. I'll even take some in the front and back yard so that you can see what a proper lawn looks like during the winter.
My lawn is under snow 6 months out of the year. I don't give a shit what color it is.
Enjoy killing your 2 redheads per day and I will continue to fill a limit of shit brown birds every day just for you Ronnie.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
RonE wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:RonE wrote:First of all, you ain't secure enough in your manhood to hunt with a shotgun dipped in Muddy Girl camo.
Second, the only reason you didn't go to the agricultural extension agent was because you fear that someone around where you live will know how stupid you are when it comes to growing grass.
Third, you ask Flint who makes his living tending and caring for grass and then kiss his advice off because you have more faith in someone that used to work at Lowes.
I sincerely hope that your lawn turns out better than TK's boat blind.
Please post pictures in October, November, December and April of you lawn in all it's shit brown glory. In those same time periods, my shotgun will still look pink and you will get tired of seeing pictures of the awesome shotgun and the ducks killed with it. I'll even take some in the front and back yard so that you can see what a proper lawn looks like during the winter.
My lawn is under snow 6 months out of the year. I don't give a shit what color it is.
Enjoy killing your 2 redheads per day and I will continue to fill a limit of shit brown birds every day just for you Ronnie.
I enjoy killing red heads as much as killing any other duck and I might just kill more red heads than you kill all ducks combined. I really don't mind stopping shooting red heads after I've killed two drakes and I don't mind stopping shooting pintails after I killed two drakes.
As for your lawn being under snow for six months, I don't think that is the case, perhaps two months, maybe three in the shady areas but certainly not six. Try not to get your ass too high in the air because someone gives you some sound advice. Flint has forgotten more about lawn growth, care and maintenance than any 10 guys that used to pick up shopping carts from the Lowes parking lot. I wouldn't recommend Flint as someone that knows how to drive on a highway or freeway but when it comes to lawn care and turf grass in general if you can show me someone that knows more than him, I will kiss your ass at high noon in Macy's window and give you two weeks to gather up both your friends as witnesses.
I just don't understand why some crybabies beg for advice and then ignore it. Your best bet is to eat the money you spent on stupid seed and see if you can apologize to Flint and then beg him to help you. I don't know a lot about lawns other than how to mow and trim them but my lawns look great, they don't have lumps or bumps and when you walk on them it is like stepping on a cloud. Too bad you have a shitty lawn. I tried to lead you in the right direction because it seems you can't think for yourself and you seem to be unable to utilize the free resources available to you.
BrewGUN wrote:back on topic, my giant ditch is now all filled in, and rototilled it last night. Just gotta finish up a little with the little tiller and fertilize, rake it flat, and add of water. Grass will be probably be planted next week and watered like never before.
RonE wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:RonE wrote:First of all, you ain't secure enough in your manhood to hunt with a shotgun dipped in Muddy Girl camo.
Second, the only reason you didn't go to the agricultural extension agent was because you fear that someone around where you live will know how stupid you are when it comes to growing grass.
Third, you ask Flint who makes his living tending and caring for grass and then kiss his advice off because you have more faith in someone that used to work at Lowes.
I sincerely hope that your lawn turns out better than TK's boat blind.
Please post pictures in October, November, December and April of you lawn in all it's shit brown glory. In those same time periods, my shotgun will still look pink and you will get tired of seeing pictures of the awesome shotgun and the ducks killed with it. I'll even take some in the front and back yard so that you can see what a proper lawn looks like during the winter.
My lawn is under snow 6 months out of the year. I don't give a shit what color it is.
Enjoy killing your 2 redheads per day and I will continue to fill a limit of shit brown birds every day just for you Ronnie.
I enjoy killing red heads as much as killing any other duck and I might just kill more red heads than you kill all ducks combined. I really don't mind stopping shooting red heads after I've killed two drakes and I don't mind stopping shooting pintails after I killed two drakes.
As for your lawn being under snow for six months, I don't think that is the case, perhaps two months, maybe three in the shady areas but certainly not six. Try not to get your ass too high in the air because someone gives you some sound advice. Flint has forgotten more about lawn growth, care and maintenance than any 10 guys that used to pick up shopping carts from the Lowes parking lot. I wouldn't recommend Flint as someone that knows how to drive on a highway or freeway but when it comes to lawn care and turf grass in general if you can show me someone that knows more than him, I will kiss your ass at high noon in Macy's window and give you two weeks to gather up both your friends as witnesses.
I just don't understand why some crybabies beg for advice and then ignore it. Your best bet is to eat the money you spent on stupid seed and see if you can apologize to Flint and then beg him to help you. I don't know a lot about lawns other than how to mow and trim them but my lawns look great, they don't have lumps or bumps and when you walk on them it is like stepping on a cloud. Too bad you have a shitty lawn. I tried to lead you in the right direction because it seems you can't think for yourself and you seem to be unable to utilize the free resources available to you.
RonE wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:RonE wrote:First of all, you ain't secure enough in your manhood to hunt with a shotgun dipped in Muddy Girl camo.
Second, the only reason you didn't go to the agricultural extension agent was because you fear that someone around where you live will know how stupid you are when it comes to growing grass.
Third, you ask Flint who makes his living tending and caring for grass and then kiss his advice off because you have more faith in someone that used to work at Lowes.
I sincerely hope that your lawn turns out better than TK's boat blind.
Please post pictures in October, November, December and April of you lawn in all it's shit brown glory. In those same time periods, my shotgun will still look pink and you will get tired of seeing pictures of the awesome shotgun and the ducks killed with it. I'll even take some in the front and back yard so that you can see what a proper lawn looks like during the winter.
My lawn is under snow 6 months out of the year. I don't give a shit what color it is.
Enjoy killing your 2 redheads per day and I will continue to fill a limit of shit brown birds every day just for you Ronnie.
I enjoy killing red heads as much as killing any other duck and I might just kill more red heads than you kill all ducks combined. I really don't mind stopping shooting red heads after I've killed two drakes and I don't mind stopping shooting pintails after I killed two drakes.
As for your lawn being under snow for six months, I don't think that is the case, perhaps two months, maybe three in the shady areas but certainly not six. Try not to get your ass too high in the air because someone gives you some sound advice. Flint has forgotten more about lawn growth, care and maintenance than any 10 guys that used to pick up shopping carts from the Lowes parking lot. I wouldn't recommend Flint as someone that knows how to drive on a highway or freeway but when it comes to lawn care and turf grass in general if you can show me someone that knows more than him, I will kiss your ass at high noon in Macy's window and give you two weeks to gather up both your friends as witnesses.
I just don't understand why some crybabies beg for advice and then ignore it. Your best bet is to eat the money you spent on stupid seed and see if you can apologize to Flint and then beg him to help you. I don't know a lot about lawns other than how to mow and trim them but my lawns look great, they don't have lumps or bumps and when you walk on them it is like stepping on a cloud. Too bad you have a shitty lawn. I tried to lead you in the right direction because it seems you can't think for yourself and you seem to be unable to utilize the free resources available to you.
FlintRiverFowler wrote:BrewGUN wrote:back on topic, my giant ditch is now all filled in, and rototilled it last night. Just gotta finish up a little with the little tiller and fertilize, rake it flat, and add of water. Grass will be probably be planted next week and watered like never before.
Planting zoysia?
BrewGUN wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:BrewGUN wrote:back on topic, my giant ditch is now all filled in, and rototilled it last night. Just gotta finish up a little with the little tiller and fertilize, rake it flat, and add of water. Grass will be probably be planted next week and watered like never before.
Planting zoysia?
Prob gonna go with a blend, but most likely not zoysia. I know it's not the best time, but I'll reseed again again anyways.
FlintRiverFowler wrote:BrewGUN wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:BrewGUN wrote:back on topic, my giant ditch is now all filled in, and rototilled it last night. Just gotta finish up a little with the little tiller and fertilize, rake it flat, and add of water. Grass will be probably be planted next week and watered like never before.
Planting zoysia?
Prob gonna go with a blend, but most likely not zoysia. I know it's not the best time, but I'll reseed again again anyways.
If I was up north I would have a bluegrass or fescue lawn. I wish it was easier to grow those grasses down here.
Eric Haynes wrote:RonE wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:RonE wrote:First of all, you ain't secure enough in your manhood to hunt with a shotgun dipped in Muddy Girl camo.
Second, the only reason you didn't go to the agricultural extension agent was because you fear that someone around where you live will know how stupid you are when it comes to growing grass.
Third, you ask Flint who makes his living tending and caring for grass and then kiss his advice off because you have more faith in someone that used to work at Lowes.
I sincerely hope that your lawn turns out better than TK's boat blind.
Please post pictures in October, November, December and April of you lawn in all it's shit brown glory. In those same time periods, my shotgun will still look pink and you will get tired of seeing pictures of the awesome shotgun and the ducks killed with it. I'll even take some in the front and back yard so that you can see what a proper lawn looks like during the winter.
My lawn is under snow 6 months out of the year. I don't give a shit what color it is.
Enjoy killing your 2 redheads per day and I will continue to fill a limit of shit brown birds every day just for you Ronnie.
I enjoy killing red heads as much as killing any other duck and I might just kill more red heads than you kill all ducks combined. I really don't mind stopping shooting red heads after I've killed two drakes and I don't mind stopping shooting pintails after I killed two drakes.
As for your lawn being under snow for six months, I don't think that is the case, perhaps two months, maybe three in the shady areas but certainly not six. Try not to get your ass too high in the air because someone gives you some sound advice. Flint has forgotten more about lawn growth, care and maintenance than any 10 guys that used to pick up shopping carts from the Lowes parking lot. I wouldn't recommend Flint as someone that knows how to drive on a highway or freeway but when it comes to lawn care and turf grass in general if you can show me someone that knows more than him, I will kiss your ass at high noon in Macy's window and give you two weeks to gather up both your friends as witnesses.
I just don't understand why some crybabies beg for advice and then ignore it. Your best bet is to eat the money you spent on stupid seed and see if you can apologize to Flint and then beg him to help you. I don't know a lot about lawns other than how to mow and trim them but my lawns look great, they don't have lumps or bumps and when you walk on them it is like stepping on a cloud. Too bad you have a shitty lawn. I tried to lead you in the right direction because it seems you can't think for yourself and you seem to be unable to utilize the free resources available to you.
I've seen your pictures and heard your stories. Most of them go along the lines of "we got our redhead limit and couldn't get anything else because I'm a shitty fucking guide"
As for lawn care advice, I was certainly not about to listen to someone from Texas on how to take care of a lawn. I've lived in Texas and can assure you that my current lawn is already better than that disaster you call your yard. Instead of worrying about me you might want to think about getting everything in line for when dementia starts kicking in and the more frequent changing of your diapers. It is right down the road after all.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
The Duck Hammer wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:RonE wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:RonE wrote:First of all, you ain't secure enough in your manhood to hunt with a shotgun dipped in Muddy Girl camo.
Second, the only reason you didn't go to the agricultural extension agent was because you fear that someone around where you live will know how stupid you are when it comes to growing grass.
Third, you ask Flint who makes his living tending and caring for grass and then kiss his advice off because you have more faith in someone that used to work at Lowes.
I sincerely hope that your lawn turns out better than TK's boat blind.
Please post pictures in October, November, December and April of you lawn in all it's shit brown glory. In those same time periods, my shotgun will still look pink and you will get tired of seeing pictures of the awesome shotgun and the ducks killed with it. I'll even take some in the front and back yard so that you can see what a proper lawn looks like during the winter.
My lawn is under snow 6 months out of the year. I don't give a shit what color it is.
Enjoy killing your 2 redheads per day and I will continue to fill a limit of shit brown birds every day just for you Ronnie.
I enjoy killing red heads as much as killing any other duck and I might just kill more red heads than you kill all ducks combined. I really don't mind stopping shooting red heads after I've killed two drakes and I don't mind stopping shooting pintails after I killed two drakes.
As for your lawn being under snow for six months, I don't think that is the case, perhaps two months, maybe three in the shady areas but certainly not six. Try not to get your ass too high in the air because someone gives you some sound advice. Flint has forgotten more about lawn growth, care and maintenance than any 10 guys that used to pick up shopping carts from the Lowes parking lot. I wouldn't recommend Flint as someone that knows how to drive on a highway or freeway but when it comes to lawn care and turf grass in general if you can show me someone that knows more than him, I will kiss your ass at high noon in Macy's window and give you two weeks to gather up both your friends as witnesses.
I just don't understand why some crybabies beg for advice and then ignore it. Your best bet is to eat the money you spent on stupid seed and see if you can apologize to Flint and then beg him to help you. I don't know a lot about lawns other than how to mow and trim them but my lawns look great, they don't have lumps or bumps and when you walk on them it is like stepping on a cloud. Too bad you have a shitty lawn. I tried to lead you in the right direction because it seems you can't think for yourself and you seem to be unable to utilize the free resources available to you.
I've seen your pictures and heard your stories. Most of them go along the lines of "we got our redhead limit and couldn't get anything else because I'm a shitty fucking guide"
As for lawn care advice, I was certainly not about to listen to someone from Texas on how to take care of a lawn. I've lived in Texas and can assure you that my current lawn is already better than that disaster you call your yard. Instead of worrying about me you might want to think about getting everything in line for when dementia starts kicking in and the more frequent changing of your diapers. It is right down the road after all.
Hank Hill's lawn is beautiful.
Goldfish wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:RonE wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:[quote="RonE"]First of all, you ain't secure enough in your manhood to hunt with a shotgun dipped in Muddy Girl camo.
Second, the only reason you didn't go to the agricultural extension agent was because you fear that someone around where you live will know how stupid you are when it comes to growing grass.
Third, you ask Flint who makes his living tending and caring for grass and then kiss his advice off because you have more faith in someone that used to work at Lowes.
I sincerely hope that your lawn turns out better than TK's boat blind.
Please post pictures in October, November, December and April of you lawn in all it's shit brown glory. In those same time periods, my shotgun will still look pink and you will get tired of seeing pictures of the awesome shotgun and the ducks killed with it. I'll even take some in the front and back yard so that you can see what a proper lawn looks like during the winter.
My lawn is under snow 6 months out of the year. I don't give a shit what color it is.
Enjoy killing your 2 redheads per day and I will continue to fill a limit of shit brown birds every day just for you Ronnie.
I enjoy killing red heads as much as killing any other duck and I might just kill more red heads than you kill all ducks combined. I really don't mind stopping shooting red heads after I've killed two drakes and I don't mind stopping shooting pintails after I killed two drakes.
As for your lawn being under snow for six months, I don't think that is the case, perhaps two months, maybe three in the shady areas but certainly not six. Try not to get your ass too high in the air because someone gives you some sound advice. Flint has forgotten more about lawn growth, care and maintenance than any 10 guys that used to pick up shopping carts from the Lowes parking lot. I wouldn't recommend Flint as someone that knows how to drive on a highway or freeway but when it comes to lawn care and turf grass in general if you can show me someone that knows more than him, I will kiss your ass at high noon in Macy's window and give you two weeks to gather up both your friends as witnesses.
I just don't understand why some crybabies beg for advice and then ignore it. Your best bet is to eat the money you spent on stupid seed and see if you can apologize to Flint and then beg him to help you. I don't know a lot about lawns other than how to mow and trim them but my lawns look great, they don't have lumps or bumps and when you walk on them it is like stepping on a cloud. Too bad you have a shitty lawn. I tried to lead you in the right direction because it seems you can't think for yourself and you seem to be unable to utilize the free resources available to you.
I've seen your pictures and heard your stories. Most of them go along the lines of "we got our redhead limit and couldn't get anything else because I'm a shitty fucking guide"
As for lawn care advice, I was certainly not about to listen to someone from Texas on how to take care of a lawn. I've lived in Texas and can assure you that my current lawn is already better than that disaster you call your yard. Instead of worrying about me you might want to think about getting everything in line for when dementia starts kicking in and the more frequent changing of your diapers. It is right down the road after all.
Hank Hill's lawn is beautiful.
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
Bootlipkiller wrote:I think he's a cartoon expert
RonE wrote:Eric wrote: "Oh, so now goldfish is a lawn expert too. Guess I'm just a fucking idiot when it comes to this."
Finally, you've hit the nail on the head!
Eric Haynes wrote:RonE wrote:Eric wrote: "Oh, so now goldfish is a lawn expert too. Guess I'm just a fucking idiot when it comes to this."
Finally, you've hit the nail on the head!
And to think if I was from Texas I could have caught on next year
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:You guys are way over thinking this, its grass.
3legged_lab wrote:You guys are way over thinking this, its grass.
FlintRiverFowler wrote:3legged_lab wrote:You guys are way over thinking this, its grass.
You don't know anything.
Nothing.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
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