by aunt betty » Thu May 24, 2018 11:06 am
If you think that's confusing...
My name is Ed too kinda sorta.
The confusing part is that my entire family thought my name was Edward Michael.
That's what grandma picked. My mom changed it out of spite at the last moment literally at birth.
Dad's mom was a doozy she picked all my cousin's names.
They called me Eddie until I was in high school. I went to the family reunions with my birth certificate and demanded that everyone including my grandmother call me Mike. Everyone else did since like first grade.
My family is all brilliant scientists and college professors but damn they're a slow bunch.
Call me Eddie and I'm kicking you inna nutsack.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.