Words of wisdom by Redbeard

[Bulldog0156]

Anyone who tells you they don't pay for sex is just too stupid to realize it.

[Bulldog0156]

Don't take life too seriously, you never get out alive.

[grizz18]

Don't think like Andy.
Andy thought shit was candy, and he ate it.

[Redbeard]

I have nothing

[jarbo03]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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[MuddyWaterWarlock]

Check water depth BEFORE you jump out of the boat!

[assateague]

Don't think like Andy.
Andy thought shit was candy, and he ate it.

[grizz18]

Don't think like Andy.
Andy thought shit was candy, and he ate it.

Dad used to say that all the time.

Me "I thought that...."
Dad "Well you thought like Andy"
Me "Huh"
Dad "Andy thought shit was candy, and he ate it."
Me " WTF are you talking about"
Dad "YOU THOUGHT WRONG, DUMBASS.

[Bootlipkiller]

This ones for red! Ebony before ivory!

[rebelp74]

Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.

[Redbeard]

This ones for red! Ebony before ivory!

did my beautiful ebony thread disappear? I'm not seeing it anywhere

[rebelp74]

This ones for red! Ebony before ivory!

did my beautiful ebony thread disappear? I'm not seeing it anywhere

I sure hope so.

[DeadEye_Dan]

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

[Redbeard]

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

finally someone with some sense

[rebelp74]

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

finally someone with some sense

Some non-sense

[Bootlipkiller]

If you cook with jalapeños wash your hands before you take a piss.

Yea I just made this mistake. Burnnnnn!

[Redbeard]

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

finally someone with some sense

Some non-sense

too bad you're hitched. I'd say you need to live alittle

[rebelp74]

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

finally someone with some sense

Some non-sense

too bad you're hitched. I'd say you need to live alittle

I'd rather do without than do with that.

[Redbeard]

Your loss

[Bootlipkiller]

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

finally someone with some sense

Some non-sense

too bad you're hitched. I'd say you need to live alittle

I'd rather do without than do with that.

It would be ironic if you got sickle cell anemia.

[rebelp74]

It would suck if I found out I was carrying the sickle cell trait, how would it be ironic?

[Bootlipkiller]

It would suck if I found out I was carrying the sickle cell trait, how would it be ironic?

Never mind.

[rebelp74]

It would suck if I found out I was carrying the sickle cell trait, how would it be ironic?

Never mind.

I got it, I was just being a dick.

[Bootlipkiller]

It would suck if I found out I was carrying the sickle cell trait, how would it be ironic?

Never mind.

I got it, I was just being a dick.

And just to clarify, not wishing it on you.

[rebelp74]

It would suck if I found out I was carrying the sickle cell trait, how would it be ironic?

Never mind.

I got it, I was just being a dick.

And just to clarify, not wishing it on you.

Thanks.

[ducks~n~bucks]

Check water depth BEFORE you jump out of the boat!

Never read truer words. My dad and I scouted this spot pre season, and the water was only about 3 feet deep. We came back in the beggining of January before light, and through out the decoys. We pulled the boat into the tules as far as we could and both jumped out. It's a good thing I had ahold of the side of the boat, or my waders woulda filled with water too and neither of us woulda been able to get back in the boat. The water was so cold it sapped all his strength and I had to pull him back into the boat.

[Redbeard]

When you buy pussy you're not paying for sex, you're paying her to get the fuck out afterward.

[Goldfish]

When you buy pussy you're not paying for sex, you're paying her to get the fuck out afterward.

Did you just watch 4 brothers?

sent from a phancy fone

[Redbeard]

Nope. But I've seen it

[Tiler_J]

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR GUN!!