Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
Flightstopper wrote:Now we all wait for Clyde to come in and call us all criminals and thiefs
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Eric Haynes wrote:I honestly can't think of anything that I've found or gotten for free
How about this for a story, that comes about as close I have ever gotten.
I just finished up a deck job at an addition I did. They are about five minutes from leaving to go down to Florida for a few weeks. These people that live on this 3 mile stretch along the St. Lawrence are all loaded. So as they are getting ready to leave, I am out picking up for the day and their neighbor from 1/4 mile down the road pulls in, with a jet ski behind him. He walks up and asks for the homeowners, "hey you guys want this jet ski?, we are leaving for the summer and don't ever use so just seeing if anyone wants it before we take it to the dump" They had been stopping at every house on the way and no one wanted it...no one. It was an 2004 Sea-doo, just about perfect condition. So of course the home owner says, sure I'll take it, the guy tells him he doesn't even know if it runs. He unhitches the trailer and leaves, the home owner says, just think, if we weren't here you would have been next in line. Walks over to it, turns the key and it fires up on the first turn, within a second. SOB! Why can't this ever happen to me?
capt1972 wrote:Eric Haynes wrote:I honestly can't think of anything that I've found or gotten for free
How about this for a story, that comes about as close I have ever gotten.
I just finished up a deck job at an addition I did. They are about five minutes from leaving to go down to Florida for a few weeks. These people that live on this 3 mile stretch along the St. Lawrence are all loaded. So as they are getting ready to leave, I am out picking up for the day and their neighbor from 1/4 mile down the road pulls in, with a jet ski behind him. He walks up and asks for the homeowners, "hey you guys want this jet ski?, we are leaving for the summer and don't ever use so just seeing if anyone wants it before we take it to the dump" They had been stopping at every house on the way and no one wanted it...no one. It was an 2004 Sea-doo, just about perfect condition. So of course the home owner says, sure I'll take it, the guy tells him he doesn't even know if it runs. He unhitches the trailer and leaves, the home owner says, just think, if we weren't here you would have been next in line. Walks over to it, turns the key and it fires up on the first turn, within a second. SOB! Why can't this ever happen to me?
Should have lit it on fire as soon as they left!
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Olly wrote:I found the only two full body geese decoys I own on the high way last season.
Olly wrote:No but I think they do over in Canada.
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assateague wrote:-commercial grade trash can
Tiler_J wrote:Ieven had one young bored housewife "accidentally" show me almost all of what god had given her.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
assateague wrote:What's an abalone iron?
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:assateague wrote:What's an abalone iron?
Maybe the deal they use to pry them open?
assateague wrote:Put that in your huff-n-puffer and smoke it, shootin' boy.
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